Religion of hanuman ji

[gary]

Once there were four guys, Hindu, Muslim, Sikh and Christian. They all
started an argument about hanuman ji. The matter of their
argument was the religion of hanuman ji. First of all Hindu came
forward
and said Ram ji was Hindu, hanuman ji was his follower so
hanuman ji was also Hindu. Then the Muslim guy quickly responded at
this
and said hanuman is a Muslim name jaise rehman
suleman waise hi hanuman. The Christian guy said no it is an English
name just like heman and superman
(heman,superman,hanuman). At this the sardar ji got angry and said "Jo
insaan kisi doosre ki Bewee (wife) ke liye apni poonch mein
aag lagwa sakta hai,wo sardar ke siwa koi nahi ho saktaa"

[sandeepbalyan]

Ek jat doosre jat sey,
"Arre tanney bera ke Hanuman bhi jat tha?"

Doosra bolya, " Tanne kyunkar bera patya?"

Pehley alla bolya,
"Lugai to ram ki kho gayi thi aur aag Hanuman ne apni poonch mein lagwa li! Jat ke bagair aur koi issa kam kar sakk hai?"

[misguidedyouth]

Ek jat doosre jat sey,
"Arre tanney bera ke Hanuman bhi jat tha?"
Doosra bolya, " Tanne kyunkar bera patya?"

Pehley alla bolya,
"Hanuman teh sirf sanjivni buti mangayi thi ar woh pura pahad le aaya"