jatdevta
September 1st, 2004, 08:56 PM
Women's attitude
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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the beautiful woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends live together in peace for the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
India Vs Pakistan
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3 Indians and 3 Pakistanis are traveling by train to a Cricket Match at theWorld Cup.
At the Station, the 3 Pakistanis buy a ticket each and watch as the 3 Indians buy just one ticket for them all.
"How are the 3 of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the Pakistanis.
"Watch and learn," answers one of the Indian.
They all board the train. The Pakistanis take their respective seats but all 3 Indian scram into a toilet and close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train departs, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm merges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Pakistanis see this and agree it was quite a clever idea.
So after the game, they decide to copy the Indian style on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy one ticket for three on the return trip. To their astonishment, the Indians don't buy a ticket at all !!!
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed Pakistani.
"Watch and learn," answers an Indian.
When they board the train the 3 Pakistanis cram into one toilet and soon after the 3 Indians cram into another nearby toilet.
The train departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the Indians leaves the toilet and walks over to the toilet where the Pakistanis are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.
The Indian takes the ticket and goes back into his toilet!!!
"Leadership is the art of accomplishing more than the science of management says is possible"
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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the beautiful woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends live together in peace for the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
India Vs Pakistan
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3 Indians and 3 Pakistanis are traveling by train to a Cricket Match at theWorld Cup.
At the Station, the 3 Pakistanis buy a ticket each and watch as the 3 Indians buy just one ticket for them all.
"How are the 3 of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the Pakistanis.
"Watch and learn," answers one of the Indian.
They all board the train. The Pakistanis take their respective seats but all 3 Indian scram into a toilet and close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train departs, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm merges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Pakistanis see this and agree it was quite a clever idea.
So after the game, they decide to copy the Indian style on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy one ticket for three on the return trip. To their astonishment, the Indians don't buy a ticket at all !!!
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed Pakistani.
"Watch and learn," answers an Indian.
When they board the train the 3 Pakistanis cram into one toilet and soon after the 3 Indians cram into another nearby toilet.
The train departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the Indians leaves the toilet and walks over to the toilet where the Pakistanis are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.
The Indian takes the ticket and goes back into his toilet!!!
"Leadership is the art of accomplishing more than the science of management says is possible"