duhan
January 21st, 2003, 08:35 AM
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "Blondes Are
Not Stupid" Convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove
to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A
blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the
stage. The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?" She thinks for a
moment, then answers, "Eighteen!"
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start
cheering, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!" The leader
says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in
one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media
here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance." So he asks,
"What is 5 plus 5?"
After nearly half a minute she eventually says, "Ninety?"
The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected
sigh -- everyone is disheartened, the blonde starts crying and the
80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HER
ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage,
eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?"
The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says,
"Four?". Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000
girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and
scream... GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"
Not Stupid" Convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove
to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A
blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the
stage. The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?" She thinks for a
moment, then answers, "Eighteen!"
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start
cheering, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!" The leader
says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in
one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media
here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance." So he asks,
"What is 5 plus 5?"
After nearly half a minute she eventually says, "Ninety?"
The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected
sigh -- everyone is disheartened, the blonde starts crying and the
80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HER
ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage,
eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?"
The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says,
"Four?". Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000
girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and
scream... GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"