vichitra
April 27th, 2003, 05:42 AM
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
>2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
>3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of
>three.
>4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you.
>5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do
>not
>have e-mail addresses.
>6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the
>phone in
>business manner.
>7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally insert a
>"0" to get
>an outside line.
>8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
>different
>companies.
>10. Your CV is on a disk in your pocket.
>11. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
>12. Your biggest loss from a system crash was when you lost all of
>your best
>jokes.
>13. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your ###.
>14. Contract workers outnumber permanent staff and are more likely
>to get
>long-service awards.
>15. Board members salaries are higher than all the Third World
>countries
>annual budgets combined.
>16. Interviewees, despite not having the relevant knowledge or
>experience,
>terminate the interview when told of the starting salary.
>17. Free food left over from meetings is your staple diet.
>18. Your boss gets a brand-new state-of-the-art laptop with all the
>latest
>features, but you have time to go for lunch while yours computer
>boots up.
>19. Being sick is defined as you can't walk or you're in hospital.
>20. There's no money in the budget for the five permanent staff your
>department desperately needs, but they can afford four full-time
>management
>consultants advising your boss's boss on strategy.
>21. Your relatives and family describe your ### as "works with
>computers".
>2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
>3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of
>three.
>4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you.
>5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do
>not
>have e-mail addresses.
>6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the
>phone in
>business manner.
>7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally insert a
>"0" to get
>an outside line.
>8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
>different
>companies.
>10. Your CV is on a disk in your pocket.
>11. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
>12. Your biggest loss from a system crash was when you lost all of
>your best
>jokes.
>13. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your ###.
>14. Contract workers outnumber permanent staff and are more likely
>to get
>long-service awards.
>15. Board members salaries are higher than all the Third World
>countries
>annual budgets combined.
>16. Interviewees, despite not having the relevant knowledge or
>experience,
>terminate the interview when told of the starting salary.
>17. Free food left over from meetings is your staple diet.
>18. Your boss gets a brand-new state-of-the-art laptop with all the
>latest
>features, but you have time to go for lunch while yours computer
>boots up.
>19. Being sick is defined as you can't walk or you're in hospital.
>20. There's no money in the budget for the five permanent staff your
>department desperately needs, but they can afford four full-time
>management
>consultants advising your boss's boss on strategy.
>21. Your relatives and family describe your ### as "works with
>computers".