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sonalisingh
September 8th, 2004, 01:04 PM
Doston, Sonali is in real deep. Bilkul vaat lag
gayee. Kistee mein paani aaa raha hai,
bacchne kay koi aasar nazar nahin aate.
Meri madad karo.

As you know I got my folks over here in Amreeka for a visit. Big Mishtake. Apne aap, apnee hi khubssorat jawaani pe kulhadi maar li.
Bhooda-bhoodia haath dho ke picche pad gaye.
Bolte hain shaadi kar le.

Bhooda bolta hai," Bebe, mhare samaaz men
chorri 22-23 saal tae uppar hoyee aur log
nuh kahen laag jaan sae ki paak gee. Humne tere tae poori chootee de rakhi thi eeb tahin, pad-likh, dooniya dekh, kucch kar. Humne kade kucch na kaha. Kade na roki. Jab tera dada tunnae bhar na aan deve tha jab bhi humne un te tere maare ladai kari, maka jaan de...chori ne padhan de jitna uska ji kare. Bebe eeb bahot ho liya. Terey yahde rang dang dekh
ke issa lagan laag ga jaano choree haath tae likad ge. Jiji mahare samaj mein iss dhala na reh sakti tu nuh. Yah tae yahde mahre jaan tae pehlan yah tae ko chorra pasand kar le, na tae apni ticket book kara le. Mahare desh mein kya ki kami sae."....blah...blah....Imagine lots of drama and histrionics.....you'll get the picture of what I've been going through.

Oh boy. Tension ho gaya re. The normally
confident "I can take on the world" Sonali is
suddenly all panicky, and doesn't have a flippin'
clue how to get out of this mess. Seriously thought about clandestinely calling INS (now CSCIS) and getting them deported or something. Phir had second thoughts. You know the "maa-baap", "paal pos key bada kiya" and such sob-sob 101 excuses.

Ab pata nahin kya karoon. Just not ready to
tie the knot just like that. I mean Sonali
is meant for far greater things than engineers
and doctors. Apni khoobsurti kya kucch
toh fayada uthaaoon. Koi billionare na
fasaya toh yeh bilkul waste ho jayegee na !
Uss doctor ka kya acchar dalloon jo
sare din davaeeyon ki boo marta ho, aur
apne marizon ki kahaniyan sunata rehta ho.
Yah woh jo sara din stale software nerdy
jokes ko padh kar he he he karta ho.

Do-char lakh dollar kamane waala mujhe
kya khak raani bana ke rakhega !

Anyways, not really looking for any serious
input from anyone. Just letting out
my frustration in a moment of weakness.
This is a larger Jat family after all, right? Toh
, bad dil halka kar rahi thi.

Sonali is no weakling. Will find a way out and
live to see another day.

Kartee hoon kuch bhooda-bhoodia ka intejaam.
:-D

PS: I can almost see Leelu rushing to his keyboard and typing,"Tai ram-2 sae". :-D
Saala clockwork ki terah predictable. :-D

shobhitdeshwal
September 8th, 2004, 01:27 PM
Sonali,
Eik baat samajh nahi aati , are you really so much confident of your Beauty or you pretend that you are beautiful??
As you said apni khoobsoorti ka kuch to fayda uthaoon.... I don't now are you really doing so???
jib maa bapu ne kehi ki beti bayah kar le to apni pasand ka chora kyun na bata deti unte??? ve na nahi karenge eik baar try ker ke to dekh..... arr agar tujhe dacter enginiir na chahta to koi hoir toh ke bata de... par bobbo bahaya to karna hi padega tanne.
Look, the western way of life is facinating till you are not a part of it... the moment you get into all that stuff(I hope you are getting what I am trying to say) you find it boring... did you happen to read this novel The Namesake by Jhumpa Lahiri... She has put forth in a splendid way the merits and demerits of all that..... better go on the five stages of dating take time and then find a nice partener for your life... but try to spare yourself from the atrocious way of life...
enjoy.

danarambeerda
September 8th, 2004, 03:10 PM
Bill gate pe dore dalna suru karde agar tum itni hi b'ful ho to, wo hi hai billionare .....

itsnavin
September 8th, 2004, 03:54 PM
Sahi kaha Dana Raam ji ne...Gates nahin to Bush bhee bura nahin hai...paisa bhee aur tumhare mukabley mein sunder bhee hai....

;-)
Navin

fieldgunner2000
September 8th, 2004, 04:50 PM
yo kumpooter to ghanie badhiya cheej se!!!
manne is topic par bolna te kuch konya...bas khamakha time waste karoo soo

varuntomar
September 8th, 2004, 05:29 PM
gaam main ek kahawat hai ak " ati ka syana kagga goo khaya kare"
ar dike laalli tu bhi ghani syani ban ri.......

shekhar_nehra
September 8th, 2004, 07:14 PM
Varun Tomar (Sep 08, 2004 06:59 a.m.):
gaam main ek kahawat hai ak " ati ka syana kagga goo khaya kare"
ar dike laalli tu bhi ghani syani ban ri.......

:D :D :D

mbamal
September 8th, 2004, 07:49 PM
tu to leelu gelya e byah kar le..uske gel sahi jamagi..thari jod ka koi aur couple na paave poore haryane main..je mera bharosa konya to kisi aur te pooch ke dekh le..Bill gates ke aagey paachey to niri haande se tere bargi..teri daal na gale ode..

rkumar
September 8th, 2004, 08:04 PM
Shakti Singh (Sep 08, 2004 09:27 a.m.):
tu to leelu gelya e byah kar le..uske gel sahi jamagi..thari jod ka koi aur couple na paave poore haryane main..je mera bharosa konya to kisi aur te pooch ke dekh le..Bill gates ke aagey paachey to niri haande se tere bargi..teri daal na gale ode..

hahahhaa...this reminds me of a joke of a " Baoli Jat"..there was this one haali jat from Baoli in western UP. He landed up marrying a highly educated english speaking girl. After every two sentneces, she would ask him; "UNDERSTOOD?"..poor haali did not know what to answer..finally when he got fed up hearing same thing again and again, he shot back...haan samajh gayaa mamme sahab..ki tu aaj ni to kaal jaroor bhagegee...aur mahare ghar konyaa tikegee...

To bhai kyoon leelu ki mitti pleet karwaane pe tula hai re...hahahahah...chala lene de use upna hal...hahahahhaaa

Rajendra

sonalisingh
September 8th, 2004, 09:32 PM
Yaar Sobhit,
Bahot saare log suthri bolne lag gaye toh
main apne aap ko suthri maan ne lag gayee.
Suthrapan toh dusron ki nazar main hota hai.
Bas ! Issme mera kucch nahin. Koi ghamand bhi nahin. I suffer from all kinds of insecurities
just like any other person.

Just yeh hi hai ki koi apna plus point hai toh
uska fayaada uthaaon. Duniya mein koi hoshiyar hai, koi amir, koi kucch...har kise ke pass dunia ko julazhnay kay liye kucch ne kuch hota hai. Ab main na amir paida hui, na shayad bahot hoshiyaar...bas yoh thobda hi mila hai...uss par bhi kabhi-kabhi pimples....anyways.

Doosri baat yeh hai, abhi koi billionaire mila toh nahi yaar. Mila hota toh baat ki kya thi. Aise he ped pay thori hi na latak re hote hain.

Dhoond loongi...ma-baap se bacchi rahi toh.

[quote]shobhit Deshwal (Sep 08, 2004 02:57 a.m.):
Sonali,
Eik baat samajh nahi aati , are you really so much confident of your Beauty or you pretend that you are beautiful??

jib maa bapu ne kehi ki beti bayah kar le to apni pasand ka chora kyun na bata deti unte???

sonalisingh
September 8th, 2004, 09:35 PM
Yah toh banda meri takkar ka hona chaheeye
taki zindagee bhar uske saath kat sakoon, ya aisa ho jo jaldi ludak jaaye taki uski daulat le kar, baaki ki zindagee kissie aur mast bande ke saath kat sakoon.

Ab yeh Gates/Bush lagta hai abhi bahot dinon tak chale vaale hain. Rejected !


Navin Farswal (Sep 08, 2004 05:24 a.m.):
Sahi kaha Dana Raam ji ne...Gates nahin to Bush bhee bura nahin hai...paisa bhee aur tumhare mukabley mein sunder bhee hai....

;-)
Navin

sonalisingh
September 8th, 2004, 09:38 PM
Shakti shakti shakti...tu kucch nahin
samja. Haaliyan mein te toh mein likad ke eh na aaye soon. Uss sab tae toh paanda choota rahi sun. Haali na chaaahey yaar.


Shakti Singh (Sep 08, 2004 09:27 a.m.):
tu to leelu gelya e byah kar le..uske gel sahi jamagi..thari jod ka koi aur couple na paave poore haryane main..je mera bharosa konya to kisi aur te pooch ke dekh le..Bill gates ke aagey paachey to niri haande se tere bargi..teri daal na gale ode..

sonalisingh
September 8th, 2004, 09:40 PM
Dot on Rajendra !
Leelu jisse ki te main ghani bhoondi dhala maati peet doongi. Mere tae baccha re tae
raaji reh ga. :-D



Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 08, 2004 09:34 a.m.):

To bhai kyoon leelu ki mitti pleet karwaane pe tula hai re...hahahahah...chala lene de use upna hal...hahahahhaaa

Rajendra

rkumar
September 8th, 2004, 09:42 PM
Sonali Singh (Sep 08, 2004 11:05 a.m.):
Yah toh banda meri takkar ka hona chaheeye
taki zindagee bhar uske saath kat sakoon, ya aisa ho jo jaldi ludak jaaye taki uski daulat le kar, baaki ki zindagee kissie aur mast bande ke saath kat sakoon.

Ab yeh Gates/Bush lagta hai abhi bahot dinon tak chale vaale hain. Rejected !


Navin Farswal (Sep 08, 2004 05:24 a.m.):
Sahi kaha Dana Raam ji ne...Gates nahin to Bush bhee bura nahin hai...paisa bhee aur tumhare mukabley mein sunder bhee hai....

;-)
Navin

hahahha...Sonali ke liye "Suvambar" bulaya Jaye....Rich old men...young rich...sab hissaa le sakte hain. Those interested, please post their detailed CV... date to be fixed.....hahahaa

Rajendra

sonalisingh
September 8th, 2004, 09:54 PM
Arre yaar CV ke kya acchar daalna hai !
Bank statements ki zaroorat hai. Lekin woh
aise nahin maang sakte. Yeh amir logon key
apne chochle hotain hain. Discreetely
deal karna parta unh ke saath.



[b]Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 08, hahahha...Sonali ke liye "Suvambar" bulaya Jaye....Rich old men...young rich...sab hissaa le sakte hain. Those interested, please post their detailed CV... date to be fixed.....hahahaa

Rajendra

rkumar
September 8th, 2004, 10:17 PM
Sonali Singh (Sep 08, 2004 11:24 a.m.):
Arre yaar CV ke kya acchar daalna hai !
Bank statements ki zaroorat hai. Lekin woh
aise nahin maang sakte. Yeh amir logon key
apne chochle hotain hain. Discreetely
deal karna parta unh ke saath.



[b]Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 08, hahahha...Sonali ke liye "Suvambar" bulaya Jaye....Rich old men...young rich...sab hissaa le sakte hain. Those interested, please post their detailed CV... date to be fixed.....hahahaa

Rajendra

Rejoinder:...Please make sure that Bank Statement is included with CV...hahahaa $$s and ££s preferred over Lira and Rs..hahahah
age , health of the man no consideration..older the better....hahaha..More conditions will be anounced on suvamber day.....

RK2

mbamal
September 8th, 2004, 10:35 PM
Sonali Singh (Sep 08, 2004 11:08 a.m.):
Shakti shakti shakti...tu kucch nahin
samja. Haaliyan mein te toh mein likad ke eh na aaye soon. Uss sab tae toh paanda choota rahi sun. Haali na chaaahey yaar.
[/quote]

Tu nu kukar ke sake se ke leelu dhore peesa nahin se..ke bera leelu bhi koi bada zamidar ho..ke bera paatey se aajkal..kisi ka koi bharosa nahin..yade net pe to koi bhi kime e keh dega..tu apne aap ne hema malini batan laag rahi se..eeb haamne ke bera ke tu saachi main e suthri se ke bhoondi shakal kee doomni se..

mbamal
September 8th, 2004, 10:40 PM
Sonali Singh (Sep 08, 2004 11:02 a.m.):
Ab main na amir paida hui, na shayad bahot hoshiyaar...bas yoh thobda hi mila hai...uss par bhi kabhi-kabhi pimples....anyways.


ya baat tane saachi kahi..itni e samajhdar hoti to is topic ne humour main daalti..isme general talk ka ke dhara se..tu apne ma-babu kee maati peetan lag rahi se aur baki sab teri..ya post to humour ke e contender se

shailendra
September 8th, 2004, 11:16 PM
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itni e samajhdar hoti to is topic ne humour main daalti...tu apne ma-babu kee maati peetan lag rahi se aur baki sab teri...[/quote]

...Ha! Ha! ... :)

jtsagi
September 9th, 2004, 06:39 AM
Whorrup Mami! Ke baat ho gayee ibbe te mahina bhi konya hoya bhoode bhoodia ne aaye aur tere chakke chooda diye tu te keh thi jab aavenge tu nu kar doonge aur yo kar doonge ke hoya ib te pehle tu blah blah karan lag gee ib bera pata kisi wassup ho jaya kare

rishtedar kade luk reh hain tere ib unke khanee ghal dee ib donya ne iste pehle ki tera mental break down ho ja

doctor engineer te teri baat konya bane teri khatir te koi "sugar daddy" dhoodna padega
:)

sonalisingh
September 9th, 2004, 09:42 AM
Baat tae teri ekdam jama sahi sae. Leelu,
tu maran nae ho ra ho err ghana bada zamindar ho tae tu bhi apney statements
bhej dena.... :-D

[quote]Shakti Singh (Sep 08, 2004 12:05 p.m.):
Tu nu kukar ke sake se ke leelu dhore peesa nahin se..ke bera leelu bhi koi bada zamidar ho..ke bera paatey se aajkal..kisi ka koi bharosa nahin..yade net pe to koi bhi kime e

sonalisingh
September 9th, 2004, 09:44 AM
Shaney, yeh humor hota toh humor section
mein dalti na !

[quote]Shakti Singh (Sep 08, 2004 12:10 p.m.):
ya baat tane saachi kahi..itni e samajhdar hoti to is topic ne humour main daalti..

sonalisingh
September 9th, 2004, 09:51 AM
Saala baap bhi toh apun ka he hai na ! Beti
Sher toh baap sava sher ! :-D

Err ibe khel khatam kit hoya sae. I'm just
warming up yaar ! Yahan Jatland pe ko muqabla na milta issliye thorre si rusty
ho ge thee. Lekin fikar na kar. Sherni sikar
karna na bhoola karti.

Ibbe tae 3 hafte aur sain. Sab ne line pe la doongi. As always, Sonali will come out tops
and get what she wants. Nuh socch le, likh diya tae ho gaya.


[quote]Jatin Singh (Sep 08, 2004 08:09 p.m.):
Whorrup Mami! Ke baat ho gayee ibbe te mahina bhi konya hoya bhoode bhoodia ne aaye aur tere chakke chooda diye tu te keh

sonalisingh
September 9th, 2004, 09:57 AM
Yeh Leelu kit mar ga !
Munnae seeti bajayee err eb tahin pucchad
hilanta-hilanta bhaaja na aaya !
Key chaala paata ?

Leelu roos ra sae kay ? Naaraz tae na sae !
(sob...sob)

Baavle main tae nueh kicchun thi tunnae.
Munnae tae tu theek laagae sae.

(Yeah, right ! :-D )

shobhitdeshwal
September 9th, 2004, 12:10 PM
Yaar Sonali,
This again shows your rarified and extalted view.......

Yeh Leelu kit mar ga !
Munnae seeti bajayee err eb tahin pucchad
hilanta-hilanta bhaaja na aaya !
Key chaala paata ?

Leelu roos ra sae kay ? Naaraz tae na sae !
(sob...sob)


You said that you don't have any ghamand of your beauty...... rather you have some complex...... am I right??? And, this is not a good way of living with trancendence on account of beauty..... There are many other fields you can glorify, for instance you are into a rare proffession of law and that too out there in the USA, and above all you are a JATni... etc.etc.
But, please if I can give a friendly advice.... spare yourself from being a part of this atrocious way of life, and feel the diffrence... in being just a human..
enjoy..

sonalisingh
September 9th, 2004, 12:17 PM
Arre mian, tum toh mujhe koi satiji/nun bana
kar he chodoge.... :-)


shobhit Deshwal (Sep 09, 2004 01:40 a.m.):
But, please if I can give a friendly advice.... spare yourself from being a part of this atrocious way of life, and feel the diffrence... in being just a human..
enjoy..

shobhitdeshwal
September 9th, 2004, 12:26 PM
Maine aisa kab kaha ki Nun ban ja... main to kahun hoon ki jitni masti le sake le zindgi ki..... bera na pher kad time mile... par eik baat dhyan rakh ke ki eik kahawat hai..
Achhi soorat vale saare patthar dil hote hain... and as far as i understand you are not that kinda person... so why be in that elite group of beautyful people when you can really earn more respect and affection in the group of common men...

mbamal
September 9th, 2004, 04:46 PM
Sonali Singh (Sep 08, 2004 11:21 p.m.):
Yahan Jatland pe ko muqabla na milta issliye thorre si rusty ho ge thee.

Makha Tai!..kise beham main na rahiye..aade jatland pe ise ise oot baithe se..teri isee maati peet denge ke tu apne sar pe jooti dhar ke bhaajti deekhegi...aade saara beham likad jagya tera..

itsnavin
September 9th, 2004, 05:12 PM
Sonali...ek aur kahawat to suni hogi...
"Kaani ke byah mein so jokho" (There are more than hundred problem in the marriage of One eyed Sonali.)

I think yeh kahawat bhee tum jaisi ladki ke liye bani hogi...:-))

shobhitdeshwal
September 9th, 2004, 06:38 PM
sonali itni maati palit hogi ib to maan jaa

ajaysinghbamel
September 9th, 2004, 06:42 PM
Sonali ji,
cycle jackson be ek aur suthri chhori dhoond raha hai. Maa babu ne fitwa de. sare kam thek ho jange.

sonalisingh
September 9th, 2004, 08:52 PM
Bera na shakti...munnae tae weh oot ib tahin na deekhey. Keet luk re sain ?

Tere jo oot dikhan sae wey isse sain jab unki
huva likad ja sae tae ma-bahan ki gaalian or
maran pitan ki dhamikan tae aage unhe kucch
kehna na aanta. Un ootan ki baat karan laag ra sae ke ?



Shakti Singh (Sep 09, 2004 06:16 a.m.):

Makha Tai!..kise beham main na rahiye..aade jatland pe ise ise oot baithe se..teri isee maati peet denge ke tu apne sar pe jooti dhar ke bhaajti deekhegi...aade saara beham likad jagya tera..

sonalisingh
September 9th, 2004, 08:58 PM
Didn't get it.

Anyways, as they "Kucch Loh Khota,
err Kucch Luhar khota."


Navin Farswal (Sep 09, 2004 06:42 a.m.):
Sonali...ek aur kahawat to suni hogi...
"Kaani ke byah mein so jokho" (There are more than hundred problem in the marriage of One eyed Sonali.)

I think yeh kahawat bhee tum jaisi ladki ke liye bani hogi...:-))

mbamal
September 9th, 2004, 09:01 PM
Sonali Singh (Sep 09, 2004 10:22 a.m.):
Bera na shakti...munnae tae weh oot ib tahin na deekhey. Keet luk re sain ?

Tere jo oot dikhan sae wey isse sain jab unki
huva likad ja sae tae ma-bahan ki gaalian or
maran pitan ki dhamikan tae aage unhe kucch
kehna na aanta. Un ootan ki baat karan laag ra sae ke ?


Tai, tanne eeb tee asli oot mile nahin se..eeb tee to tu naane naane balka hee hawa likadti rahi se..jad koi master oot takar ja ga na..tu bhaaji bhaaji handegi..

sonalisingh
September 9th, 2004, 09:05 PM
Tum eh apni mati palit karan lag re so...munnae tae issa kucch na kaha.... :-D

Na baska tae logout kar ja... mere
tae reham kyun mangan lag ra ae.... :-D

Dekhan lag ri sun apne Jatan mein
kitne maharathi chorre sain. Mere bhude ne bhi
nueh sai ki Jaat ka chorra dhoondna sae. Eeb
tahin apni takkar ka tae munnae ko pa na liya
(even after taking away the money equation).

Sab jab eh phis bol jan sae.


shobhit Deshwal (Sep 09, 2004 08:08 a.m.):
sonali itni maati palit hogi ib to maan jaa

sonalisingh
September 9th, 2004, 09:10 PM
Milenge tae batoongi na, Mandeep Ji. Luke-luke
hande jaange tae mein key karoon.

Tu apne aap ne eh dekh le. Do char post mein
eh munnae tu "Tai" "Tai" karan pe la diya.
Tu bhi dekh liya.

Iss tae aage kucch aa sae ya na ? Munnae tae
teri leelu aali haalat kar di do char
postan men. :-D



Shakti Singh (Sep 09, 2004 10:31 a.m.):
Tai, tanne eeb tee asli oot mile nahin se..eeb tee to tu naane naane balka hee hawa likadti rahi se..jad koi master oot takar ja ga na..tu bhaaji bhaaji handegi..

mbamal
September 9th, 2004, 09:30 PM
Saachi tai!..tu to ghani shyani likdi...jyante to main tanne tai kahoon tha...baatan te to tu manne 50 kee khasiyepaad boodhi lage se..aadey chhoran ke chakkar main aa rahi se ke...eeb tayi tera byah na hoya..jyan te isee khijee khijee haande se...isa bhi ke julam hoya..jo tanne eeb tayi koi husband na paaya..ek be haryane ka chakkar la de..koi na koi tau phans ee jaaga..pher uske gelan khasiye paad liye..aade jatland aalan ka kyante jeena doobar kar rakhya se..

Sonali Singh (Sep 09, 2004 10:40 a.m.):
Milenge tae batoongi na, Mandeep Ji. Luke-luke
hande jaange tae mein key karoon.

Tu apne aap ne eh dekh le. Do char post mein
eh munnae tu "Tai" "Tai" karan pe la diya.
Tu bhi dekh liya.

Iss tae aage kucch aa sae ya na ? Munnae tae
teri leelu aali haalat kar di do char
postan men. :-D

sonalisingh
September 9th, 2004, 09:38 PM
:-D

Phir woh eh baat! Tu ude chali ja tae nu ho jaga, ude nu paa jaga, nu ho jaga!

Kammae baat na hoye ya tae.

Ude tae na likad ke aa ri sun ! Tu tae shehar
tae aa ra hoga, men tae gaman mein
laamni kar kae aa ri sun.

Tu nu bata yahde key sae !

Maidan men uttar li sun. Tunnae appne leetar haath men tha ke bhajna ho tae bhaj le.

[quote]Shakti Singh (Sep 09, 2004 11:00 a.m.):
aade jatland aalan ka kyante jeena doobar kar rakhya se..

mbamal
September 9th, 2004, 09:45 PM
Tai..baat sun...je tu laamni kar ke aa rahi se to haam bhi bharotte tha ke aa rahe sa...isee e laamni karan aali hoti to kyante tere ma babu tanne ghar te bahar kaadthe...tu kise mehnati gele bhaaj ke to nahin ja rahi..laagey se tere ma babu tanne dhoondte dhoondte ode pahunch ge..hmmm..jyante bhaji bhaji haande se..eeb to tai ke aache mogre dhare jaange..

[quote]Sonali Singh (Sep 09, 2004 11:08 a.m.):
men tae gaman mein laamni kar kae aa ri sun.
[quote]

sonalisingh
September 9th, 2004, 10:18 PM
Ha ha ha... :-D
Dekhi jaagi. Maugran ne bhi dekh loongi yaar.

Aur yeh kiss kitab mein likh rakha sae ki laamni karan aali videshan mein pad likh na sakti ?
Humble roots, beautiful face, sharp mind, courage aplenty...dooniyan meri moothi mein !

(And in case you are thinking that I am bluffing
about the laamni...well I'm not. Been there.
Done that! Gosey bhi paath rakhain sain.
Bhorate (okay, light ones) bhi dho rakain sain),
garah ka choola bhi bana rakha sae,
...the whole works...no kidding !).

Aur kade eeb bhi desh jaan sun, tae yo sab
eeb bhi kar loon sun...Padai likayee eeb tahin tae mere sar mein chadi na sae. Aage ke bera na.


Shakti Singh (Sep 09, 2004 11:16 a.m.):
Tai..baat sun...je tu laamni kar ke aa rahi se to haam bhi bharotte tha ke aa rahe sa...isee e laamni karan aali hoti to kyante tere ma babu tanne ghar te bahar kaadthe...tu kise mehnati gele bhaaj ke to nahin ja rahi..laagey se tere ma babu tanne dhoondte dhoondte ode pahunch ge..hmmm..jyante bhaji bhaji haande se..eeb to tai ke aache mogre dhare jaange..

[quote]Sonali Singh (Sep 09, 2004 11:08 a.m.):
men tae gaman mein laamni kar kae aa ri sun.
[quote]

rkumar
September 9th, 2004, 10:27 PM
....I am really enjoying the conversation..Reminds me of the days ... Jab shadiyon me larkee side ki aurten baratiyon ki jam kar khichayee kiya kartee thee...I can almost see this heading along the same lines...hahahahahah...Keep it up Sonali...I think you are a good match to many here...hahahaha

Rajendra

sonalisingh
September 9th, 2004, 10:38 PM
Woh sab toh theek hai Rajendra ji, lekin
itne saare chorray ek seedhi-saadhi :-D chorri tae bhi takkar na le sakte ! Aur ek aadh chorre yahre aa ge tae, yah Jatland, janaani land ho jagi.

Sala, koi competition hi nahin hai yahan toh....
:-D


Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 09, 2004 11:57 a.m.):
....I am really enjoying the conversation..Reminds me of the days ... Jab shadiyon me larkee side ki aurten baratiyon ki jam kar khichayee kiya kartee thee...I can almost see this heading along the same lines...hahahahahah...Keep it up Sonali...I think you are a good match to many here...hahahaha

Rajendra

mbamal
September 9th, 2004, 10:41 PM
Sonali Singh (Sep 09, 2004 11:55 a.m.):
(And in case you are thinking that I am bluffing
about the laamni...well I'm not. Been there.
Done that! Gosey bhi paath rakhain sain.
Bhorate (okay, light ones) bhi dho rakain sain),
garah ka choola bhi bana rakha sae,
...the whole works...no kidding !).

Makha Tai..ke baat tu to jama ee thasak gayi..chal koi nahin..hamne maan liya tu laamni er gosyan aali se...tere bargi boodhi ne apni sehat ka dhyan raakhna chaiye..ghani tension levegi to towli aur boodhi ho jaygi...pher bhi ek baat man nee padegee..tu se jama dheenth boodhi....

mbamal
September 9th, 2004, 10:45 PM
tau..tu bhi manne lugaiyan kee dhaal baatan ka chasdu lagey se...jama gyan sa le raha se...ke baat ;-)


Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 09, 2004 11:57 a.m.):
....I am really enjoying the conversation..Reminds me of the days ... Jab shadiyon me larkee side ki aurten baratiyon ki jam kar khichayee kiya kartee thee...I can almost see this heading along the same lines...hahahahahah...Keep it up Sonali...I think you are a good match to many here...hahahaha

Rajendra

rkumar
September 9th, 2004, 10:52 PM
Shakti Singh (Sep 09, 2004 12:15 p.m.):
tau..tu bhi manne lugaiyan kee dhaal baatan ka chasdu lagey se...jama gyan sa le raha se...ke baat ;-)


Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 09, 2004 11:57 a.m.):
....I am really enjoying the conversation..Reminds me of the days ... Jab shadiyon me larkee side ki aurten baratiyon ki jam kar khichayee kiya kartee thee...I can almost see this heading along the same lines...hahahahahah...Keep it up Sonali...I think you are a good match to many here...hahahaha

Rajendra

haan bette..ke karoon teri tai se darr lagge se...hahhaaa..tere se puchaanga jahe teri gharayalee aygee....teri na bolti band ke usne...hahahhaah...gher me baithna bhool jayegaa bette....hahahhaha...

RK2

jtsagi
September 10th, 2004, 12:14 AM
All the Papi Chulos this Mami is beyond our control. She is now in WILD WILD WEST and its in everyone interest to let her Keep It Rocking!

ke baat se chori ek mahine main unne tu riptan lag rahee se un dono becharan ne ghar pe chod ke khud yhade post likhe ja se california ke ve TV pe dekhan lag rahe se kisi kisi goli de rakhe se un donya te humne bhi bata de mere bhi kade te kaam aa jangee

PS - Do you really think you are a sherni?

sonalisingh
September 10th, 2004, 01:44 AM
Better believe it ! :-D
Dus Jatan ki ek Jatni.....Muaha ha ha ha ha


[b]Shakti Singh (Sep 09, 2004 12:11 pher bhi ek baat man nee padegee..tu se jama dheenth boodhi....

sonalisingh
September 10th, 2004, 01:49 AM
Arre yaar, 10 days se unnhi ko gumma rahi thee. Do din se woh bahar hain. Aaj shaam to lot rahain hain.

Phir busy ho jaaongee...

Bhodde kae bhoodia naath ghale rakhae sae.
Koi tension nahin. Sab line pe ren sae. Bas eeb
munnae koi shaadi tae likdan ka shadyanter raccana padega....

Err Sherni...Bilkul asli !!! Koi shak ya sawaal ?


Jatin Singh (Sep 09, 2004 01:44 p.m.):
All the Papi Chulos this Mami is beyond our control. She is now in WILD WILD WEST and its in everyone interest to let her Keep It Rocking!

ke baat se chori ek mahine main unne tu riptan lag rahee se un dono becharan ne ghar pe chod ke khud yhade post likhe ja se california ke ve TV pe dekhan lag rahe se kisi kisi goli de rakhe se un donya te humne bhi bata de mere bhi kade te kaam aa jangee

PS - Do you really think you are a sherni?

sonalisingh
September 10th, 2004, 01:53 AM
Ha ha ha
Iss Mandeep ke aag laag re sae. Nuh socche
sae main tae Sonali nae dho diya, err yo Rajendar sawaad len laag ra sae....

Kati sulgan laag rae sae becchaara.
:-D


Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 09, 2004 12:22 p.m.):

Shakti Singh (Sep 09, 2004 12:15 p.m.):
tau..tu bhi manne lugaiyan kee dhaal baatan ka chasdu lagey se...jama gyan sa le raha se...ke baat ;-)


Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 09, 2004 11:57 a.m.):
....I am really enjoying the conversation..Reminds me of the days ... Jab shadiyon me larkee side ki aurten baratiyon ki jam kar khichayee kiya kartee thee...I can almost see this heading along the same lines...hahahahahah...Keep it up Sonali...I think you are a good match to many here...hahahaha

Rajendra

haan bette..ke karoon teri tai se darr lagge se...hahhaaa..tere se puchaanga jahe teri gharayalee aygee....teri na bolti band ke usne...hahahhaah...gher me baithna bhool jayegaa bette....hahahhaha...

RK2

mbamal
September 10th, 2004, 01:57 AM
Sonali Singh (Sep 09, 2004 03:14 p.m.):
Better believe it ! :-D
Dus Jatan ki ek Jatni.....Muaha ha ha ha ha


aaacha...dus jaatan kee jatni...ghane daand ne paadey..daand laambe ho gaye to bus toodi dhuvan kee kaam aavenge..samajh gee na..laambe danda aali :-d

mbamal
September 10th, 2004, 02:10 AM
Sonali Singh (Sep 09, 2004 03:23 p.m.):
Ha ha ha
Iss Mandeep ke aag laag re sae. Nuh socche
sae main tae Sonali nae dho diya, err yo Rajendar sawaad len laag ra sae....

Kati sulgan laag rae sae becchaara.
:-D


Ke Baat Tai...tannne koi boodha aadmi swad lenda accha nahin lagta...isee baandri kee dhaal khiji khiji na haande..thode bhot din aur mauj le le..kise paali ke bhyai gayi to pher laamni aur bharottan ka jugaad ho jagya..pher aade saare boodhe balak mil ke swad levange..chatkare la la ke ;-)

jtsagi
September 10th, 2004, 02:38 AM
arre chorri yo ke kar diya tene bade dharam sankat main daal diya main te
Bilkul asli se iska maine shak bhi se aur sawaal bhi ..............
This was once of those trick questions and you would have been better off by passing it. Anyways I will pass it else I will be censored on here.

Have fun with your folks!

[quote]Sonali Singh (Sep 09, 2004 03:19 p.m.):

Err Sherni...Bilkul asli !!! Koi shak ya sawaal ?

sonalisingh
September 10th, 2004, 09:24 AM
Allright boys, my folks are back...taking a nap right now. So a couple more posts on Jatland and then I'll have to get busy with them starting tommorrow. Gotta use all my skills to show the old man the "sahi rashta"... :-D
Durraie dhamkaye tae wey maante na, toh koi aur strategy apnani padegi. Emotional backmail ! :-D ... "Babu tu nahin chanta teri beti raazi reh, zindagi mein aage bhade" kind. Bas dekho mera kamal. Bas yun, yun [sonali clicks her long elegant fingers] line pey laati hoon unhe.

Anyways let me take a few more shots before I logout.....


One thing I must say is that I am rather surprised at how quickly some of the folks on these forums quickly degenerate to the
"sadak-chaap" level. I do admit that we Jats, as a whole, aren't the best of verbal wranglers. But despite that, one would
tend to surmise that given the high education level amongst the privileged members here, the level of exchange would at least
be palatable.

I'm certainly not implying that we should be having highly intellectual and formal discussions here. I for one would be
amongst the first to scamper for the exits. Frankly, I need the wit and humor to spice up the oft placid discussions. But there
is a way and means of going about that. However, it seems too many of our peers here just aren't quite upto snuff.

A case in point is our very own Mandeep Bamal (now desperately trying to metamorphose into Shakti Singh in order to hide the shame of his true self). Till now, every so often I'd see a couple-o-liner posts from him that would
have us befooled into believing that the fella had some nascent charm and wit up his sleeve. That, along with his "leather-jacket"
persona had me fooled. I'll admit that.

But, 'O' how quickly such illusions dissipate ! The moment I trap the fella into verbal engagement with 'Oh so pretty"
Sonali, his true nature comes out. All the "tai", "bhoodia", "daanth paadan laag re sai" start pouring out in flash flood
of inhibited display of inferior breeding. Even Rajendra gets taken in for the ride. Certainly the saying, "It is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool, rather than open
it and remove all doubt", can be suported now with one very illustrative sample.

Perhaps if Mandeep Ji can gather up the tenacity to forcefully jerk his head out of the bovine rump in which he has it firmly planted as of now, he may be able to find
some of that hidden charm and wit that I'd presumed he may have had. I know it is a bit of a stretch, but wonders have happened, and I'm willing to hold my breath on this one.

At the very least it may help if he can uncork his own rump and let it out. Perhaps this way some of the stench that now emanates via the orifice below his nose, might find
alternate exits.

As an Addendum:

Come on boys ! Is this the best you've got ! Leelus and Mandeeps ! Yeh Jatni maange more !

Aur PLEASE....een namunon say jyaada behtreen... PLEASE....Sala, sacchi boloon sun, engaging some of these guys is such a drag. Pata nahin, kucch maza sa nahin aata.

Davvy baby, you written skill are missed here.
:-(

rkumar
September 10th, 2004, 02:17 PM
Sonali Singh (Sep 09, 2004 10:54 p.m.):

Even Rajendra gets taken in for the ride.

---.........xxx++==

As an Addendum:

Come on boys ! Is this the best you've got ! Leelus and Mandeeps ! Yeh Jatni maange more !

Aur PLEASE....een namunon say jyaada behtreen... PLEASE....Sala, sacchi boloon sun, engaging some of these guys is such a drag. Pata nahin, kucch maza sa nahin aata.

Davvy baby, you written skill are missed here.
:-(

Sonali,

You are not the only one who has made impressions about various people, we too have our own impressions about people, including you. Its better that we keep those impressions purely personal and do not make them public. There are no impressions which are universally of the same quality. I know many people think that I am fine guy, but then there are few whom I know for sure, think that I am not such a nice guy. This is all natural. However, like any brand, its the consumer who is the final decision maker. I remain what majority of people think of me and I suppose same applies to most of us. Let us not go to the house top and declare what we are. I am sure others already know what we all are. Pardon my saying, when I read of your posts, two similarties strike my mind. One similarity originates from a rural saying and I can not take the risk of posting that here else I will also be branded a sadak chaap ...Second similarity is what I am really keen to post here;

Hope you know the story of Kalidas's marriage to Vidyotma ? I know you are a learned jatni, so I would leave it here...all recorded facts support that when one gets very proudy of one's beauty, wisdom, wealth, strength or for that matter anything, rarely that person gets the best deal in life. Most famous idiots in history have been those who proclaimed that they were always right. Its not the perfect functioning of 99.9% of one's body what makes him/her healthy. It is that 0.1% critical malfunctioning what can kill that 99.9% healthy body...I do not wish to get into preaching business here..I just thought I must express my views..

Rajendra

mbamal
September 10th, 2004, 02:52 PM
Sonali Singh (Sep 09, 2004 10:54 p.m.):
..own Mandeep Bamal (now desperately trying to metamorphose into Shakti Singh in order to hide the shame of his true self). Till now, every so often I'd see a couple-o-liner posts from him that would
have us befooled into believing that the fella had some nascent charm and wit up his sleeve. That, along with his "leather-jacket"
persona had me fooled. I'll admit that......
Davvy baby, you written skill are missed here.
:-(


Ke Baat Tai ;-), eebe to haam "warm up mode" main chaal rahe the..aur tu isee tawli ee ron lagyi...haamne to pehle e kahi thee...kise din koi asli takar gaya to bhaji bhaji haandegee..eeb kyante bandriyan kee dhaal ghurkhi ghale se...do de din main tu angrezi main birdan lagi..lage se tera laamni,gosyan aala sara beham likad gaya...re tanne apni angrezi ka koi beham ho to woh bhi bata de..haam to beham likadan kee specialist saan...

sonalisingh
September 10th, 2004, 07:45 PM
:-D

Kit ka warm up mode chorray. Itnee postan mein eeb tahin koi ek baat na kehli jisska koi jawaab den ka ji karae. Kucch ek-aadh tae isse baat likhe jo padan mein sawaad aave !
Eeeb tahin tunnae yah baat eh na samanj men aaye.

Kati thus soda laagae.

[quote]Shakti Singh (Sep 10, 2004 06:43 a.m.):
Ke Baat Tai ;-), eebe to haam "warm up mode" main chaal rahe the..aur tu isee tawli ee ron lagyi...

sonalisingh
September 10th, 2004, 07:47 PM
Lagta hai Rajendra you completely missed the gist of my post. :-) You read stuff that wasn't there.

[quote]Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 10, 2004 03:47 a.m.):
Sonali,

You are not the only one who has made impressions about various people, we too have our own impressions about people, including

shailendra
September 10th, 2004, 08:48 PM
Aji Khalkhunde ji, main kaafi time se soch raha tha ke aapne congratulations kahoon per bus Jatland per yo aaj kal latest (aadhi se jyaada) bakwaas posts padh padh ke log off ho jaanta, aer bolna reh hi jaye tha....

Anyways, this is as good time as any...so here goes:

Mein paache thode time se website te gayaab ho gaya tha, per eeb wapas aan paache ek baat to suthri laagi, Wa ye ke aapne apne jhule se utar kar camera ke nikat aane ka kasht to kiya...Oji mukh-mandal ke darshan to hue!!! 8)...Greetings!!! (main thaari poorani picture ne dekh yahi chinta kiya karta ke agar jhula toot gaya to?...aji, main to kahu hun bilkule theek kiya, utar aaye!)

sonalisingh
September 10th, 2004, 09:10 PM
:-D
Mere munn ki baat kahe di !
Vaise ek baat toh hai. Darshan hone kay baad zhutka tae kasuta laga tha.
:-D



Shailendra Singh Hooda (Sep 10, 2004 10:18 a.m.):
baat to suthri laagi, Wa ye ke aapne apne jhule se utar kar camera ke nikat aane ka kasht to kiya...Oji mukh-mandal ke darshan to hue!!! 8)...Greetings!!! (main thaari poorani picture ne dekh yahi chinta kiya karta ke agar jhula toot gaya to?...aji, main to kahu hun bilkule theek kiya, utar aaye!)

jtsagi
September 10th, 2004, 09:16 PM
As a rule of thumb, its better to stay in "safe mode" with most women especially the bold and beautiful ones. Why? Bcoz the bold and beautiful ones ke dhai din gadhee aale aa rahe hoya karein (2.5 donkey days) hahahaha

bhai log kuch bhi kehte raho ek baat te manne padegi chorri ne katee dhoom macha rakhee sae janani land bana ke hi manegi isne maine te yeh bakwaaas post padhan main hi swaad aawe se jad bhi break leyo sun jee halka sa ho jaya kare


Sonali Singh (Sep 10, 2004 09:15 a.m.):
:-D

Kit ka warm up mode chorray. Itnee postan mein eeb tahin koi ek baat na kehli jisska koi jawaab den ka ji karae. Kucch ek-aadh tae isse baat likhe jo padan mein sawaad aave !
Eeeb tahin tunnae yah baat eh na samanj men aaye.

Kati thus soda laagae.

[quote]Shakti Singh (Sep 10, 2004 06:43 a.m.):
Ke Baat Tai ;-), eebe to haam "warm up mode" main chaal rahe the..aur tu isee tawli ee ron lagyi...

rkumar
September 10th, 2004, 09:28 PM
Shailendra Singh Hooda (Sep 10, 2004 10:18 a.m.):
Aji Khalkhunde ji, main kaafi time se soch raha tha ke aapne congratulations kahoon per bus Jatland per yo aaj kal latest (aadhi se jyaada) bakwaas posts padh padh ke log off ho jaanta, aer bolna reh hi jaye tha....

Anyways, this is as good time as any...so here goes:

Mein paache thode time se website te gayaab ho gaya tha, per eeb wapas aan paache ek baat to suthri laagi, Wa ye ke aapne apne jhule se utar kar camera ke nikat aane ka kasht to kiya...Oji mukh-mandal ke darshan to hue!!! 8)...Greetings!!! (main thaari poorani picture ne dekh yahi chinta kiya karta ke agar jhula toot gaya to?...aji, main to kahu hun bilkule theek kiya, utar aaye!)

haan dost....baithe baithe kamar dukhan lagee the jhoole pe....hahahaha...socha ki kamar ko thora seedha kar loon....

hodda sahab aap bhi upne darshan de hi do es scatchy tasveer se bahar nikal kar....

aur Sonali se bhi kaho ki wo bhi upnee Ms Universe fame ki tasveer jara yahan Jatland par taang hi den...bahut suspense ho gaya unke baare me sochte sochte...LOL

RK^2.

jtsagi
September 10th, 2004, 09:30 PM
Bhai jhoola jo toot gaya te buttocks te ho jaange katee bandar jisse laal meri galen ek baar ho liya hain :)
I am really impressed by the calmness and composure shown by Mr. Khalkhunde in all sorts of situation. Hats off to you sir! Keep it up.


Shailendra Singh Hooda (Sep 10, 2004 10:18 a.m.):
Aji Khalkhunde ji, main kaafi time se soch raha tha ke aapne congratulations kahoon per bus Jatland per yo aaj kal latest (aadhi se jyaada) bakwaas posts padh padh ke log off ho jaanta, aer bolna reh hi jaye tha....

Anyways, this is as good time as any...so here goes:

Mein paache thode time se website te gayaab ho gaya tha, per eeb wapas aan paache ek baat to suthri laagi, Wa ye ke aapne apne jhule se utar kar camera ke nikat aane ka kasht to kiya...Oji mukh-mandal ke darshan to hue!!! 8)...Greetings!!! (main thaari poorani picture ne dekh yahi chinta kiya karta ke agar jhula toot gaya to?...aji, main to kahu hun bilkule theek kiya, utar aaye!)

sonalisingh
September 10th, 2004, 09:35 PM
:-D

Rajendra Ji munnae tae apni laga rakhi thi...
jab yahre bhagdad maach gi tae Nitin nae eh
hata di..jab usne "Sonali says Hi" ala thread delete kiya tha....munnae na hatai....

Jab usne hata di tae maka theek sae. Woh boss sae iss site ka. Ko baat na.



Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 10, 2004 10:58 a.m.):

aur Sonali se bhi kaho ki wo bhi upnee Ms Universe fame ki tasveer jara yahan Jatland par taang hi den...bahut suspense ho gaya unke baare me sochte sochte...LOL

RK^2.

rkumar
September 10th, 2004, 09:36 PM
[quote]Sonali Singh (Sep 10, 2004 10:40 a.m.):
:-D
Mere munn ki baat kahe di !
Vaise ek baat toh hai. Darshan hone kay baad zhutka tae kasuta laga tha.
:-D


[quote]

Oyeeeeeeeeeeee mar janwa Ghee-Shakkar khaake.....hahahah... shukr hai kisi ko to kasuta jhatka lagaa.....hahahahah...

Jab aisee baat hai to Sonali fir tum bhi upnee tasveer bas ub Jatland par taang hi do..Bilkul aise, jaaise ki Sultana Daaku Sahukaaron ke ghar pe Notice taang jaya karta thaa....fir dekhte hai kitnon ko jhatke lagte hain aur kitnon ki neend gayab...Jatland ki membership na 2000 se seedhe 4000 ho gayee, tum bhi dekh lena....

RK^2.

sonalisingh
September 10th, 2004, 09:38 PM
dup

sonalisingh
September 10th, 2004, 09:39 PM
Sonali Singh (Sep 10, 2004 11:08 a.m.):
Yea...gotta give the guy some amount of credit here...though I am led to believe he lost some of that coolness in some "Jats are brave" thread that I was not around to follow up on...and now it's gone. Lekin saala aadmi fit sae...jissa bhi sae... :-D


[quote]Jatin Singh (Sep 10, 2004 11:00 a.m.):
I am really impressed by the calmness and composure shown by Mr. Khalkhunde in all sorts of situation. Hats off to you sir! Keep it up.

rkumar
September 10th, 2004, 09:41 PM
Sonali Singh (Sep 10, 2004 11:05 a.m.):
:-D

Rajendra Ji munnae tae apni laga rakhi thi...
jab yahre bhagdad maach gi tae Nitin nae eh
hata di..jab usne "Sonali says Hi" ala thread delete kiya tha....munnae na hatai....

Jab usne hata di tae maka theek sae. Woh boss sae iss site ka. Ko baat na.



Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 10, 2004 10:58 a.m.):

aur Sonali se bhi kaho ki wo bhi upnee Ms Universe fame ki tasveer jara yahan Jatland par taang hi den...bahut suspense ho gaya unke baare me sochte sochte...LOL

RK^2.

ojee vakila sahiba ek baar parde ke bahar aakar hum boodhon ko bhi deedar kara hi daalo...dekho kuch aur saal jeena ka sahara mil jayegaa.....LOL...Jtaland ek dam disneyland me badal jayegee...

RK^2.

sonalisingh
September 10th, 2004, 09:43 PM
Jatin, tu nu bata tu ghana kasuta ameer ku na hoya...phir mere aadhe rasse eh khatum ho jaante.... ha ha ha ha :-D

Ya ghune saare pissan ne daab ra sae kitae....


[quote]Jatin Singh (Sep 10, 2004 10:46 a.m.):
bhai log kuch bhi kehte raho ek baat te manne padegi chorri ne katee dhoom macha rakhee sae janani land bana ke hi manegi isne maine te yeh bakwaaas post padhan main hi swaad aawe se jad bhi break leyo sun jee halka sa ho jaya kare

sonalisingh
September 10th, 2004, 09:47 PM
Rajendra ji, ek kahavat hai, "Jis din ram dikh jaga uste aage jine ka maksad e ke rah jaga."

Issle mera shukar kijiye ki aapki lambi umar ki duva de rahi hoon... :-D


Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 10, 2004 11:14 a.m.):
ojee vakila sahiba ek baar parde ke bahar aakar hum boodhon ko bhi deedar kara hi daalo...dekho kuch aur saal jeena ka sahara mil jayegaa.....LOL...Jtaland ek dam disneyland me badal jayegee...

RK^2.

rkumar
September 10th, 2004, 09:49 PM
Sonali Singh (Sep 10, 2004 11:13 a.m.):
Jatin, tu nu bata tu ghana kasuta ameer ku na hoya...phir mere aadhe rasse eh khatum ho jaante.... ha ha ha ha :-D

Ya ghune saare pissan ne daab ra sae kitae....


[quote]Jatin Singh (Sep 10, 2004 10:46 a.m.):
bhai log kuch bhi kehte raho ek baat te manne padegi chorri ne katee dhoom macha rakhee sae janani land bana ke hi manegi isne maine te yeh bakwaaas post padhan main hi swaad aawe se jad bhi break leyo sun jee halka sa ho jaya kare

ojee vakila sahiba...yeh jatin ke through kyoon forward kar rahee ho..achee achee gallan...wo gana nahi suna kiya jis desh me ganga bahtee hai...." hum bhi hain, tum bhi ho aamne saamne...kiya kar diya dekhlo asar, piar ke naamne..."...hahahahaa...aamne saamne raho naa...balkan ne kyoon beech me daal kar baat kartee ho....

rahee pisse dhelle ki baat...dekh maine eshaara kiya thaa Kalidash ka...Vidyotma ke saath shaadi karke agar ek bewakoof Vidwaan ban sakta thaa to fir koi kangaal dhanwaan bhi ban sakta hai...jara daya drsti kar do naa kisi kangaal par....LOL....

RK^2...

rkumar
September 10th, 2004, 09:53 PM
Sonali Singh (Sep 10, 2004 11:17 a.m.):
Rajendra ji, ek kahavat hai, "Jis din ram dikh jaga uste aage jine ka maksad e ke rah jaga."

Issle mera shukar kijiye ki aapki lambi umar ki duva de rahi hoon... :-D


Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 10, 2004 11:14 a.m.):
ojee vakila sahiba ek baar parde ke bahar aakar hum boodhon ko bhi deedar kara hi daalo...dekho kuch aur saal jeena ka sahara mil jayegaa.....LOL...Jtaland ek dam disneyland me badal jayegee...

RK^2.

najiii vakila sahiba...Mugl-e-azam ka wo gana ni suna kiyaa...Jab raat ho aisee matwaali, fir subah ka aalam kiya hogaa...es rang me koi jee le agar, marne ka use gham kiya hogaa....LOL...bas deedaar karke jab khudaa bula le koi malal ne hogaa....LOL

sonalisingh
September 10th, 2004, 09:59 PM
Chalo doston, gotta go. Will be logged off for some time now (2-3 weeks). Bhoode ko kucch mast cheesain dhikaati hoon. Saala phir bolega "beti tu yaheeicch rahe...aish kar...main teri baatan nae eeb samjan laga.."
:-D

Anyways the last few posts were a welcome change from Mandeep's painfully dull drivel. So thanks for bringing back the spirit of the thread.

Later folks.

rkumar
September 10th, 2004, 10:06 PM
Sonali Singh (Sep 10, 2004 11:29 a.m.):
Chalo doston, gotta go. Will be logged off for some time now (2-3 weeks). Bhoode ko kucch mast cheesain dhikaati hoon. Saala phir bolega "beti tu yaheeicch rahe...aish kar...main teri baatan nae eeb samjan laga.."
:-D

Anyways the last few posts were a welcome change from Mandeep's painfully dull drivel. So thanks for bringing back the spirit of the thread.

Later folks.

bhala yeh kiya hua vakila sahibaa...jab movie climax par aaye to aapne wo typical haseenaon wali aada me bye bye kaha aur bhag lee....wah..."" Dil ke tukde tukde karke muskurate chal diye. jate jaate yeh to batado, hum jiyenge kiske liye? bahut khoob....LOL..anyway..aant bhala to sab bhala...aapko last ki posts pasand aayee...hamare mahabhagye..hum dhanye huee...

RK^2.

shailendra
September 10th, 2004, 10:06 PM
Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 10, 2004 10:58 a.m.):

hodda sahab aap bhi upne darshan de hi do es scatchy tasveer se bahar nikal kar....

RK^2.

...Aji Kamaal kar rahe ho Kalkhunde ji, aise kaise 'scatchy tasveer' batla diya.....Oji isne banaan khatir poore ten din laag gaye the campooter pe...upar se yo animation karvaana...bus poocho mat! 8-)
Per eeb dekho! Lagta hai jukar tasveer kati bol uthegi! ekdum interactive!!! ;-)

rkumar
September 10th, 2004, 10:11 PM
Shailendra Singh Hooda (Sep 10, 2004 11:36 a.m.):

Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 10, 2004 10:58 a.m.):

hodda sahab aap bhi upne darshan de hi do es scatchy tasveer se bahar nikal kar....

RK^2.

...Aji Kamaal kar rahe ho Kalkhunde ji, aise kaise 'scatchy tasveer' batla diya.....Oji isne banaan khatir poore ten din laag gaye the campooter pe...upar se yo animation karvaana...bus poocho mat! 8-)
Per eeb dekho! Lagta hai jukar tasveer kati bol uthegi! ekdum interactive!!! ;-)

Haan per ya baat maanni padegi thaari- 'a picture is a thousand words'... [ Always important to place an image on the person one is interacting with ...]

So, jo bole so kundi khole...here goes; Kalkhunde ji main bhi darshan de deta hun [Bhai per phaer apni ya favorite chamkati photo wapas aa jaagi....yo kasuti animation yunhae thodi faink deni sai hurdum khatir!?!... :0 ]

arrey wah....kiya tasveer hai....Sonali Chali gayee..thora pehle dikhaate to toofaan aa jata...LOL...Very attractive young man indeed...SOnaliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii take note of the young handsome mannnnnnnnnnnnnnn

RK^2

nitiz
September 10th, 2004, 11:30 PM
Hello!!

Jiji...!!!...Sonali..!!

Look yaar I was wondering....How old are you....since I belive that all the beautiful woman get hooked by 22 year ..like me..!!....Sonali tera main kutch hota tu eb tak tol leti....koyi andi garma garma paisa aara Choora.......I feel you are ....Ghessi Peti....Stuff...and getting estoric feeling that you are too beautiful !!....Jiji....meri se koyi help ho to bhatiye..!!!

Regards

Niti

ndahiya
September 11th, 2004, 06:06 AM
Guys

We're working a fine line here. Please watch where the thread is going....

We'd rather not intervene.

--

shamsher
September 11th, 2004, 10:27 AM
Amazing....amazing....i am amazed that this thread has continued so long! I thought people on this site were constructive! I think few older gyus are having their dig at this topic! Cool down people! there are lot many better things in life!

rksehrawat
September 11th, 2004, 11:55 AM
Kahin aisa to nahin, yeh Sonali koi manjha hua tau likre, iski baton se to yahi lagta hai. Agar ye vakai larki hai to kuchh jayada hi ultra modern hai. Another Pamela in making. Lekin pata nahin kyon lagta hai ki jab pitara khulega to koi pople munh ka tau likarga.

mbamal
September 11th, 2004, 01:27 PM
Sonali Singh (Sep 10, 2004 09:15 a.m.):
:-D

Kit ka warm up mode chorray. Itnee postan mein eeb tahin koi ek baat na kehli jisska koi jawaab den ka ji karae. Kucch ek-aadh tae isse baat likhe jo padan mein sawaad aave !
Eeeb tahin tunnae yah baat eh na samanj men aaye.

Tai ;)...tera swad ke haamne phookna se..haam ne to apne swad te mutbal se...aur haamne to jade swad aaya kare jad tu baandriyan kee dhaal khiji khjiji haande se..:D

rkumar
September 11th, 2004, 02:36 PM
Shamsher Singh Dalal (Sep 10, 2004 11:57 p.m.):
Amazing....amazing....i am amazed that this thread has continued so long! I thought people on this site were constructive! I think few older gyus are having their dig at this topic! Cool down people! there are lot many better things in life!

Dalal Sahab,

Site is very much constructive. If you go through the posts of last 10 days, there has been a real change in the atmosphere at Jatland. Younger generation has revolted against the language and age bareers. Under the circumstances one has the option of either taking the back seat or face the chellenge. A young (or not so young as many feel) lady member found the site too boring and came with her own prescription of the language/ age code of conduct. Might be that some of the so called older guys decided to adjust to the new realities, lest in course of time they get isolated and then deposited into the archives of Jatland.

Regards
Rajendra

mbamal
September 11th, 2004, 02:55 PM
Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 11, 2004 04:06 a.m.):
Site is very much constructive. If you go through the posts of last 10 days, there has been a real change in the atmosphere at Jatland. Younger generation has revolted against the language and age bareers. Under the circumstances one has the option of either taking the back seat or face the chellenge. A young (or not so young as many feel) lady member found the site too boring and came with her own prescription of the language/ age code of conduct. Might be that some of the so called older guys decided to adjust to the new realities, lest in course of time they get isolated and then deposited into the archives of Jatland.

Regards
Rajendra


Kiski Taraf ishara hai Rajendra Jee??

rkumar
September 11th, 2004, 03:36 PM
Shakti Singh (Sep 11, 2004 04:25 a.m.):

Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 11, 2004 04:06 a.m.):
Site is very much constructive. If you go through the posts of last 10 days, there has been a real change in the atmosphere at Jatland. Younger generation has revolted against the language and age bareers. Under the circumstances one has the option of either taking the back seat or face the chellenge. A young (or not so young as many feel) lady member found the site too boring and came with her own prescription of the language/ age code of conduct. Might be that some of the so called older guys decided to adjust to the new realities, lest in course of time they get isolated and then deposited into the archives of Jatland.

Regards
Rajendra


Kiski Taraf ishara hai Rajendra Jee??

Huzoor budhon me khud upnee taraf...aur bhala kiski taraf ishara kar sakte hain hum...LOL ..waise bhai Shakti Singh, Masa-allah tasveer me aap ek damm hero nazar aa rahe hain...High time most members post their pictures now..Don't you think so?

RK^2

mbamal
September 11th, 2004, 03:51 PM
isee tawli kit bhaji ja se Tai!...eeb tanne ukhal main sar de e diya to musalan te kyan te dare se

Sonali Singh (Sep 10, 2004 11:29 a.m.):
Chalo doston, gotta go. Will be logged off for some time now (2-3 weeks). Bhoode ko kucch mast cheesain dhikaati hoon. Saala phir bolega "beti tu yaheeicch rahe...aish kar...main teri baatan nae eeb samjan laga.."
:-D

Anyways the last few posts were a welcome change from Mandeep's painfully dull drivel. So thanks for bringing back the spirit of the thread.

Later folks.

mbamal
September 11th, 2004, 03:54 PM
Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 11, 2004 05:06 a.m.):
Huzoor budhon me khud upnee taraf...aur bhala kiski taraf ishara kar sakte hain hum...LOL ..waise bhai Shakti Singh, Masa-allah tasveer me aap ek damm hero nazar aa rahe hain...High time most members post their pictures now..Don't you think so?

RK^2

Photu ya no Photu..doesn't matter..this forum is no longer an extended family...specially when members are refering to their own folks as Saala/Boodha etc (no points for guessing whom am i talking about..).

Waise I agree with you..

rkumar
September 11th, 2004, 04:45 PM
Photu ya no Photu..doesn't matter..this forum is no longer an extended family...specially when members are refering to their own folks as Saala/Boodha etc (no points for guessing whom am i talking about..).

Waise I agree with you..[/quote]

Bhai Shakti Singh! We all must accept one thing, whether we like it or not. in day to day life we will face more and more of such conversations and we have to adjust to these new realities. Look at english movies how their language has changed over the years. Four letter words which were never part of the films, are now freely used. Even in Hindi movies they have started using these words so freely.I would draw your further attention to Mahabharat where Duryodhan almost silenced every senior memebr and we all know what the results were. Think for a moment, had some of those senior memebrs adjusted to the new realities and had not fallen to the whims of Duryodhan, things would have been very different. So moral of my saying is that never give up to such language/age intimidations. Hope you know even Vishnu Bhagwaan had to become Barah to kil the BHasmasur..One can not talk in greek with a person who understands only italian...So let us not worry about how people adress, Let us face the winds of change and convert the hot air into cool breez....I am ready at least....hahaha

Regards
Rajendra

deepika
September 11th, 2004, 06:08 PM
a few months back i posted one topic on insurance and u quoted that......U DON'T TALK SENSE.......that time i din't reply coz i thought u to be a wise female.......but i must say if u talk sense ,then i m glad that i don't talk sense . i really thank my stars for that ,atleast i don't call my dad SALLA and BUDHHA........did anybody tell u that u r DAMN PATHETIC......u r a sick female.......aaj kal india ka kachra phoren mein supply hove sai and that's y u r in AMERICA.......good for indian ppl.......specially tumare liye ek khawaat ............arrrz hai...........GAAM KI SHINKALLI SHAHAR JA KE SWEETY HO GI.... and if u r really very proud of yur so called BEAUTY then i must tell u...my sympathies r with yur parents to have as their daughter.......one more thing .....title for yur topic shud be.....BACHAO ,BACHAO SONALI SE BACHAO

rkumar
September 11th, 2004, 07:15 PM
wah..kiya baat hai......
lagta hai ub muqabla ladies ke beech direct hone wala hai...Niti aur Deepika maidan me utar aayee...High time ki hum log ub commentary box mai mic lekar baithen aur aankhon dekha haal varnan karen.....Best of luck ladies...

RK^2

sonalisingh
September 12th, 2004, 05:02 AM
Okay...returned to home base for the day.
Folks didn't like where I took them today. He he he. "Yeh phool pate tae beti ude na sae dooniyan bhar kay!!" Ha ha. Well I was just warming them up. Better luck tommorrow.

Anyways, I'll take the time to respond to a few posts.

Rajendra Ji, Yo Hooda tae munnae
eeb bhi ussa eh dikhae sae. Kade aankh khole sae, kade aankh micche sae. Key chakkar sae.

Eebe issa haal sae tae main issne LIVE dikh gi tae bera na kay haal hoga. :-D

Na baba na, yeh risk main na le sakti..kyun kisse bhale maanas pe atyachar karoon....



Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 10, 2004 11:41 a.m.):
arrey wah....kiya tasveer hai....Sonali Chali gayee..thora pehle dikhaate to toofaan aa jata...LOL...Very attractive young man indeed...SOnaliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii take note of the young handsome mannnnnnnnnnnnnnn

RK^2

sonalisingh
September 12th, 2004, 05:18 AM
Niti Jiji...Eeeb kay kahoon. Kay bera
aap theek he bol rahi ho. Aapne shaayd dooniya ko mere sa jyaada acchi terah samanj liya ho.

Lekin Jiji aap meri nazar se bhi dekhon na ek baar. Gaonwali ladki ko kon Amir ladke pasand karte hain ? Beshak kitne hi sundar kyun na hon. Gaon mein konsa sundar ladkiyon ki kami sae. Ek se ek sundar hai. Lekin unme sae kitne rani ban jaati hai. Aap Chandigarh mein pali hongi, isslyee aapka najariya kucch alag hai. Mein toh bilkul gaon ki hoon. Woh bhi financially very humble roots wali family se. Aapki halat shayad aur hogi. Aur mujhe kooshi hai ki aap khoosh ho. Ek behan doosri behan ke liye aur ka chah sakti hai issay jyaada.

Mere aage nikalne ka ek hi rasta tha. Padhai !!
Bas woh he ek rashta tha. Mujhe har halat mein independent hona tha. Kisi ke tukdon par nahi palna tha. Aur kisse ke tukdon par palna he hai toh ek toh woh bahot bade-2 tukde hone chaheey, aur doosra poori terh se apni sharton par ! No compromises.

Issle didi padhai par time lagaya maine. 4 saal undergrad engineering. 2 saal masters. 3 saal law. Aur kucch beech-2 main apne-aap ko support karne ke liya kaam bhi.

Ab Jiji en sab mein toh time lag hi jata hai na.
22 saal ki kab tak rahoongi !

Aur Jiji aisa nahin hai ki koi ladkon ki kami hai. Aage picche bahot ghoomte hain. I have the best of the pick.

Issliye Jiji aap meri fikar na karen. Mein kar loongi apna jogaad. Apne hi bal se. Apne hi terms par. Apne man pasand se.

No regrets. Na aaj. Na kal.



Mrs Niti (Sep 10, 2004 01:22 p.m.):
Hello!!

Jiji...!!!...Sonali..!!

Look yaar I was wondering....How old are you....since I belive that all the beautiful woman get hooked by 22 year ..like me..!!....Sonali tera main kutch hota tu eb tak tol leti....koyi andi garma garma paisa aara Choora.......I feel you are ....Ghessi Peti....Stuff...and getting estoric feeling that you are too beautiful !!....Jiji....meri se koyi help ho to bhatiye..!!!

Regards

Niti

sonalisingh
September 12th, 2004, 05:20 AM
Ha ha. This was just for the guys. Even Nitin has a soft spot for the jatnis. :-D


Nitin Dahiya (Sep 10, 2004 07:36 p.m.):
Guys

We're working a fine line here. Please watch where the thread is going....

We'd rather not intervene.

--

sonalisingh
September 12th, 2004, 05:21 AM
Shamsher, Jit mein ja soon, nahar ka pani ude behan laag ja sae. Bhool ga kay...ha ha ha..
(wink wink) :-D



Shamsher Singh Dalal (Sep 10, 2004 11:57 p.m.):
Amazing....amazing....i am amazed that this thread has continued so long! I thought people on this site were constructive! I think few older gyus are having their dig at this topic! Cool down people! there are lot many better things in life!

sonalisingh
September 12th, 2004, 05:22 AM
:-D
Don't hold your breath on this one.


r.k. sehrawat (Sep 11, 2004 01:30 a.m.):
Kahin aisa to nahin, yeh Sonali koi manjha hua tau likre, iski baton se to yahi lagta hai. Agar ye vakai larki hai to kuchh jayada hi ultra modern hai. Another Pamela in making. Lekin pata nahin kyon lagta hai ki jab pitara khulega to koi pople munh ka tau likarga.

sonalisingh
September 12th, 2004, 05:27 AM
Woh tae munnae bera sae baawle. Terey jisse molurd apne eh khyaas kar sakan sain.

Apni bhodia ka dhayan rakhiye. Uss gailan ya strategy apnayee tae.... :-D eeb key kahon? Samanj tae tu gaya eh hoga. Itna baawla bhi na lagta. :-D

Phir mat kehna kisi ne samjaya na tha.
:-D

jab bhi mun kholae sae jab eh apni tang ke kulhadi mar le sae.


[quote]Shakti Singh (Sep 11, 2004 02:57 a.m.):
Tai ;)...tera swad ke haamne phookna se..haam ne to apne swad te mutbal se...

sonalisingh
September 12th, 2004, 05:30 AM
Dhyan rakhna Rajinder ji. In sahab ko apne aapko kush rakne ki aadat hai.
:-D


Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 11, 2004 05:06 a.m.):
waise bhai Shakti Singh, Masa-allah tasveer me aap ek damm hero nazar aa rahe hain...High time most members post their pictures now..Don't you think so?

RK^2

sonalisingh
September 12th, 2004, 05:31 AM
In my own playground. On my own terms.
At my own schedule.

Meri baat dekhta reh tu bas... :-D

[quote]Shakti Singh (Sep 11, 2004 05:21 a.m.):
isee tawli kit bhaji ja se Tai!...eeb tanne ukhal main sar de e diya to musalan te kyan te dare se

sonalisingh
September 12th, 2004, 05:32 AM
Key baat. Itna discreet kad tae hoga ?


Shakti Singh (Sep 11, 2004 05:24 a.m.):
Photu ya no Photu..doesn't matter..this forum is no longer an extended family...specially when members are refering to their own folks as Saala/Boodha etc (no points for guessing whom am i talking about..).

Waise I agree with you..

sonalisingh
September 12th, 2004, 05:47 AM
:-d And you STILL don't talk sense !

Vaise Wow !!!!!! I am so sorry ! You are bearing a grudge that seems weeks old. Did I do that !! Oh dear. I AM SO SORRY, pumpkin !

Just a couple of pieces of advice dear:

o Don't bear grudges unless they benifit you in some way or help to advance your own goals. Otherwise they are meaningless and hurtful ! Most of all, grudges acquired on an internet forum ! Honey, spit it out. Its no good for you.

I don't bear grudges. I've smacked around Mandeep/Leelu and get to hear my share as well. But love, I don't have the slightest ill towards ANYONE here ! People just bounce around word here. Pick what you want and filter out the rest. Don't take it personally. You hurt yourself and no one else. Learn to be immune to word !!!! Read that again. Learn to be immune to words. Elixir of irreverance, as I call it.....Maybe I'll expand on this later.

o Stay away from aggregious language if you can't handle the acrimonious exchange. Your use of the words below are inappropriate for a lady as it is. Worse, you have directed them at someone who not only is immune to these things but also far far superior in the effective use of such language. Trust me dear.

And of course I am prettier too.... :-D
Just teasing yaar. Relax.

Behan, take this as well meaning advice...not as a rebuttal to your posting.

And oh yeah...please use sentences in your posts. Just makes it easier on the readers.
(Hope you won't mind my saying so.)


Chao !


deepika singhroha (Sep 11, 2004 07:43 a.m.):
a few months back i posted one topic on insurance and u quoted that......U DON'T TALK SENSE.......that time i din't reply coz i thought u to be a wise female.......but i must say if u talk sense ,then i m glad that i don't talk sense . i really thank my stars for that ,atleast i don't call my dad SALLA and BUDHHA........did anybody tell u that u r DAMN PATHETIC......u r a sick female.......aaj kal india ka kachra phoren mein supply hove sai and that's y u r in AMERICA.......good for indian ppl.......specially tumare liye ek khawaat ............arrrz hai...........GAAM KI SHINKALLI SHAHAR JA KE SWEETY HO GI.... and if u r really very proud of yur so called BEAUTY then i must tell u...my sympathies r with yur parents to have as their daughter.......one more thing .....title for yur topic shud be.....BACHAO ,BACHAO SONALI SE BACHAO

sonalisingh
September 12th, 2004, 05:50 AM
Na Rajinder na....
En ladies ki takkar lena apun key baska kahan. I do better with the Mandeeps and Leelus. :-D
In wonderfully talented ladies se toh apun ko dar lagta hae. All the power to them.
Hume yun bhidwao na. Do char ladies hi toh hain. Weh he aapas mein laden gi toh een mustandon say takkar kaise le paaynge.

;-D



Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 11, 2004 08:45 a.m.):
wah..kiya baat hai......
lagta hai ub muqabla ladies ke beech direct hone wala hai...Niti aur Deepika maidan me utar aayee...High time ki hum log ub commentary box mai mic lekar baithen aur aankhon dekha haal varnan karen.....Best of luck ladies...

RK^2

jtsagi
September 12th, 2004, 10:47 AM
chorre main te jissa su ussa hi theekh sun badee mushkil te jaan bacha ke ne aaya sun aaj nah te yeh saare paise jo daab rakhe se sab dhare ke dhare reh jaate 6 figure aale te tera kaam chale ko na tu te "sugar daddy" hee dhoond le aur jo koi "sugar mom" takar ja te mere khani sarka diye ...........
sardaran ke yhade bayah tha september 11 ne woh bhi NYC main maine khi bhai kyo marvayo ho maine bhi log keh ge yeh susre sept 11 ne nachan kyo lag reh se :)
Anyways I am glad to be back and still alive!


Sonali Singh (Sep 10, 2004 11:13 a.m.):
Jatin, tu nu bata tu ghana kasuta ameer ku na hoya...phir mere aadhe rasse eh khatum ho jaante.... ha ha ha ha :-D

Ya ghune saare pissan ne daab ra sae kitae....


[quote]Jatin Singh (Sep 10, 2004 10:46 a.m.):
bhai log kuch bhi kehte raho ek baat te manne padegi chorri ne katee dhoom macha rakhee sae janani land bana ke hi manegi isne maine te yeh bakwaaas post padhan main hi swaad aawe se jad bhi break leyo sun jee halka sa ho jaya kare

jtsagi
September 12th, 2004, 11:02 AM
O boy! What a diplomatic reply. Ek taraf pumpkin, dear, sorry, bahan aur dusri taraf se bhigo bhigo ke jootein marna yo kaam to bhi koi lawyer (liar) hi kar sakta hain Halloween aala Pumpkin bana diya katee :)
bhagwan ki daya se aaj tak court ka chakar to kabhi katna nahin pada hain par agar kabhi jaroorat padee to no1vakil ko aankh meech ke case de diya jayenga

"Elixir of irreverance" Please elaborate madam when you get a chance.


Sonali Singh (Sep 11, 2004 07:17 p.m.):
:-d And you STILL don't talk sense !

Vaise Wow !!!!!! I am so sorry ! You are bearing a grudge that seems weeks old. Did I do that !! Oh dear. I AM SO SORRY, pumpkin !

Just a couple of pieces of advice dear:

o Don't bear grudges unless they benifit you in some way or help to advance your own goals. Otherwise they are meaningless and hurtful ! Most of all, grudges acquired on an internet forum ! Honey, spit it out. Its no good for you.

I don't bear grudges. I've smacked around Mandeep/Leelu and get to hear my share as well. But love, I don't have the slightest ill towards ANYONE here ! People just bounce around word here. Pick what you want and filter out the rest. Don't take it personally. You hurt yourself and no one else. Learn to be immune to word !!!! Read that again. Learn to be immune to words. Elixir of irreverance, as I call it.....Maybe I'll expand on this later.

o Stay away from aggregious language if you can't handle the acrimonious exchange. Your use of the words below are inappropriate for a lady as it is. Worse, you have directed them at someone who not only is immune to these things but also far far superior in the effective use of such language. Trust me dear.

And of course I am prettier too.... :-D
Just teasing yaar. Relax.

Behan, take this as well meaning advice...not as a rebuttal to your posting.

And oh yeah...please use sentences in your posts. Just makes it easier on the readers.
(Hope you won't mind my saying so.)


Chao !


deepika singhroha (Sep 11, 2004 07:43 a.m.):
a few months back i posted one topic on insurance and u quoted that......U DON'T TALK SENSE.......that time i din't reply coz i thought u to be a wise female.......but i must say if u talk sense ,then i m glad that i don't talk sense . i really thank my stars for that ,atleast i don't call my dad SALLA and BUDHHA........did anybody tell u that u r DAMN PATHETIC......u r a sick female.......aaj kal india ka kachra phoren mein supply hove sai and that's y u r in AMERICA.......good for indian ppl.......specially tumare liye ek khawaat ............arrrz hai...........GAAM KI SHINKALLI SHAHAR JA KE SWEETY HO GI.... and if u r really very proud of yur so called BEAUTY then i must tell u...my sympathies r with yur parents to have as their daughter.......one more thing .....title for yur topic shud be.....BACHAO ,BACHAO SONALI SE BACHAO

jatdevta
September 12th, 2004, 11:20 AM
Arey seedhi saadhi chhori ...kya kahne tere...tere seedhpan ke kya kahne..khud ko janaani bolne se pahle...dekh to le ki tu janaani wale kaam bhi kar rahee hai ki nahi....arey sharam, lihaaz bech ke Visa liya tha kya....Janaani ke paas sabse badi cheez sharam hoti hai..aur tu wo hi bech ke kha gayee...aur bolti hai ki jat land janaani land ho jaagi...arey yahaa koi mard ya jaanani ke bal pe member nahi banta...aur rahee baat janaani ki...teri baaton se to lagta hai ki tujhe Janaani word ka matlab hi nahi maloom...aur janaani wo bhi JAT...

are teri kismat achhee hai ki tu(internet pe) itne jaaton ke beech main itna bola rahee hai...agar tere saamne ek JAT ho to galtee se bhi ye sab na bolna..nahi to teri khaal kheench ke jute bana ke pehen lega...ye mashvira hai mera tere liye...

agar phir bhi dil na maane to mujhe mail kar diye tu apna address...agar USA main hai to teri tamanna main puri karne aa jaunga....aur agar New Jersey main hai isi weekend pe ....

waise to main kum hi aata hoo is site pe..tere jaise logo ki bakwaas ki wajah se....week main ek baar..phir bhi tere jyada khurak uthe to mujhe apna reply mail kar dena..mera mail id meri profile main hai...

chal ab thodi thandee ho le..theek hai....
meri taraf se apne baap(boodha ya saala se to theek hi hoga) ko ek baat bolna ki...beshak wo JAT hai per kuch bhi ho jaye wo JATLAND.COM na join kare.....aage to duniya jaane hia kya hoga...



tere liye sahi likha tha kisi ne--
[/quote]
tu apne ma-babu kee maati peetan lag rahi se aur baki sab teri...[/quote]

ab thoda sa add aur kar le...
ab tu khud bhi apni maati peetan laag rahe...
aur saath main un ladkiyon ki jo bahar padhne jaatee hain...

Arey bahut padh lee tu ab ek baar gaon jaake gobar utha kuch din tab teri akal thikane aawegi....aur haa waise teri baato se hi pata lag jaata hai tere dimag ka phir bhi tujhe kabhi lage ki thodi akal chahiye to bata diye...

"Bachao, Bachao...Sonali ko Bachao" ...ab dekh le tujhe bachane ki kitne tareeke hai...ye teri marzee hai kaun sa tareeka tune apnanana hai...

Aur rahee baat takkar lene ko wo to tu rahne hi de.....takkar ka matlab pata ho tabhi bolna....takkar tu saando main hoti hai...agar tu saand hai to koi baat nahi...

chal nikal le...patlee galee se


Sonali Singh (Sep 09, 2004 12:08 p.m.):
Woh sab toh theek hai Rajendra ji, lekin
itne saare chorray ek seedhi-saadhi :-D chorri tae bhi takkar na le sakte ! Aur ek aadh chorre yahre aa ge tae, yah Jatland, janaani land ho jagi.

Sala, koi competition hi nahin hai yahan toh....
:-D
...

aki2005
September 12th, 2004, 11:43 AM
Did you mean egregious?
Don't you wish Jat Land had a spell check :-d


[quote]Sonali Singh (Sep 11, 2004 07:17 p.m.):

o Stay away from aggregious language if you can't handle the acrimonious exchange.

jtsagi
September 12th, 2004, 11:43 AM
Its amazing how people react when a woman is a bit aggressive. If the same thing was being done by a guy, would anyone have uttered a word. Probably not. The worst problem in our society is criticising people. Everyone forgets that when they are pointing a finger at the other person, the remaining three are pointing towards them. Nobody is forcing anyone to read the articles posted on here. If you think a person is writing trash, then just ignore it and do your freaking own thing. Why even waste your time responding to a post. The moral police is already out there watching the posts. If there is anything wrong they will take care of it on their own end. So guys if you dont like reading whats posted on here just ignore it.

jtsagi
September 12th, 2004, 11:49 AM
Nitin: It would be much better by raising the threat levels in Sonali's posts to SEVERE and having an advisory note such as "ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK" so that some "girlie men" out there dont get hurt. hahahahaha


Nitin Dahiya (Sep 10, 2004 07:36 p.m.):
Guys

We're working a fine line here. Please watch where the thread is going....

We'd rather not intervene.

--

palsaniya
September 12th, 2004, 12:56 PM
Yeo Sonalika...............

don't worry ............buzz to some IITians they can fulfill ur sweet dreams............. i hope......:-)

rc

sonalisingh
September 12th, 2004, 01:21 PM
:-D
Well good to know that you made it safe and sound. Vaise six figure say kaam nahin cahlega yaar. Aisa kar tu apni "sugar mom" ko dhoond, aur main apne "sugar dad" ko. Aur phir unko khokhla kar ke..... :-D jab do khajane mil jaayen toh..... :-D


[quote]Jatin Singh (Sep 12, 2004 12:17 a.m.):
chorre main te jissa su ussa hi theekh sun badee mushkil te jaan bacha ke ne aaya sun aaj nah te yeh saare paise jo daab rakhe se sab dhare ke dhare reh jaate 6 figure aale te tera kaam chale ko na tu te "sugar daddy" hee dhoond le aur jo koi "sugar mom" takar ja te mere khani sarka diye ...........
sardaran ke yhade bayah tha september 11 ne woh bhi NYC main maine khi bhai kyo marvayo ho maine bhi log keh ge yeh susre sept 11 ne nachan kyo lag reh se :)
Anyways I am glad to be back and still alive!

sonalisingh
September 12th, 2004, 01:25 PM
Ha ha ha...At your service sahib Ji.
Bas batwa bada liya eh.... :-D
Hum vakil logon ki quality of service is directly proportional to the size of the customer's wallet. :-D

lekin tere liye kucch adjustments kar doon gi
;-)


Jatin Singh (Sep 12, 2004 12:32 a.m.):
bhagwan ki daya se aaj tak court ka chakar to kabhi katna nahin pada hain par agar kabhi jaroorat padee to no1vakil ko aankh meech ke case de diya jayenga

"Elixir of irreverance" Please elaborate madam when you get a chance.


Sonali Singh (Sep 11, 2004 07:17 p.m.):
:-d And you STILL don't talk sense !

Vaise Wow !!!!!! I am so sorry ! You are bearing a grudge that seems weeks old. Did I do that !! Oh dear. I AM SO SORRY, pumpkin !

Just a couple of pieces of advice dear:

o Don't bear grudges unless they benifit you in some way or help to advance your own goals. Otherwise they are meaningless and hurtful ! Most of all, grudges acquired on an internet forum ! Honey, spit it out. Its no good for you.

I don't bear grudges. I've smacked around Mandeep/Leelu and get to hear my share as well. But love, I don't have the slightest ill towards ANYONE here ! People just bounce around word here. Pick what you want and filter out the rest. Don't take it personally. You hurt yourself and no one else. Learn to be immune to word !!!! Read that again. Learn to be immune to words. Elixir of irreverance, as I call it.....Maybe I'll expand on this later.

o Stay away from aggregious language if you can't handle the acrimonious exchange. Your use of the words below are inappropriate for a lady as it is. Worse, you have directed them at someone who not only is immune to these things but also far far superior in the effective use of such language. Trust me dear.

And of course I am prettier too.... :-D
Just teasing yaar. Relax.

Behan, take this as well meaning advice...not as a rebuttal to your posting.

And oh yeah...please use sentences in your posts. Just makes it easier on the readers.
(Hope you won't mind my saying so.)


Chao !


deepika singhroha (Sep 11, 2004 07:43 a.m.):
a few months back i posted one topic on insurance and u quoted that......U DON'T TALK SENSE.......that time i din't reply coz i thought u to be a wise female.......but i must say if u talk sense ,then i m glad that i don't talk sense . i really thank my stars for that ,atleast i don't call my dad SALLA and BUDHHA........did anybody tell u that u r DAMN PATHETIC......u r a sick female.......aaj kal india ka kachra phoren mein supply hove sai and that's y u r in AMERICA.......good for indian ppl.......specially tumare liye ek khawaat ............arrrz hai...........GAAM KI SHINKALLI SHAHAR JA KE SWEETY HO GI.... and if u r really very proud of yur so called BEAUTY then i must tell u...my sympathies r with yur parents to have as their daughter.......one more thing .....title for yur topic shud be.....BACHAO ,BACHAO SONALI SE BACHAO

sonalisingh
September 12th, 2004, 01:38 PM
Wah re wah mere Sher !

Teri iss mardaangi bhari post ko pad kar toh
sare Jat mardaan ka bahot naaz hoga. Tunnae
tae chorre kati line pe la di. Kati dharti men gaad di. Eeb dekhan wah kukar choon bhi kar de. Chali thi Jat Mardaan tae sar takraan.

Mere Sher, ya Amreeka sae ! 10th century ka koi Islamic rajya nahin ! Asliyat men aaja.

Aur galti tae bhi kissi chori tae (aur wah bhi ek Vakil tae) real life me dhamki na de diye Amreeka main. Na tae bera hai na ke hoga.
Yahre Amreeka ki Jailan main bade-bade khagaadan ki "girlfriend" ban jaagi tun. :-D

Samja ri sun. Err tunnae nu na bera ho ki internet pe dhamki dena bhi criminal hai, vah bhi jaan le.

Baalak samanj ke bataoon sun. Meri gailaan toh kucch na. I'm a free spirited fun loving gal.
But not everyone is like that. So be careful, Mere Sher.





Sunil Chaudhary (Sep 12, 2004 12:57 a.m.):
Arey seedhi saadhi chhori ...kya kahne tere...tere seedhpan ke kya kahne..khud ko janaani bolne se pahle...dekh to le ki tu janaani wale kaam bhi kar rahee hai ki nahi....arey sharam, lihaaz bech ke Visa liya tha kya....Janaani ke paas sabse badi cheez sharam hoti hai..aur tu wo hi bech ke kha gayee...aur bolti hai ki jat land janaani land ho jaagi...arey yahaa koi mard ya jaanani ke bal pe member nahi banta...aur rahee baat janaani ki...teri baaton se to lagta hai ki tujhe Janaani word ka matlab hi nahi maloom...aur janaani wo bhi JAT...

are teri kismat achhee hai ki tu(internet pe) itne jaaton ke beech main itna bola rahee hai...agar tere saamne ek JAT ho to galtee se bhi ye sab na bolna..nahi to teri khaal kheench ke jute bana ke pehen lega...ye mashvira hai mera tere liye...

agar phir bhi dil na maane to mujhe mail kar diye tu apna address...agar USA main hai to teri tamanna main puri karne aa jaunga....aur agar New Jersey main hai isi weekend pe ....

waise to main kum hi aata hoo is site pe..tere jaise logo ki bakwaas ki wajah se....week main ek baar..phir bhi tere jyada khurak uthe to mujhe apna reply mail kar dena..mera mail id meri profile main hai...

chal ab thodi thandee ho le..theek hai....
meri taraf se apne baap(boodha ya saala se to theek hi hoga) ko ek baat bolna ki...beshak wo JAT hai per kuch bhi ho jaye wo JATLAND.COM na join kare.....aage to duniya jaane hia kya hoga...



tere liye sahi likha tha kisi ne--

tu apne ma-babu kee maati peetan lag rahi se aur baki sab teri...[/quote]

ab thoda sa add aur kar le...
ab tu khud bhi apni maati peetan laag rahe...
aur saath main un ladkiyon ki jo bahar padhne jaatee hain...

Arey bahut padh lee tu ab ek baar gaon jaake gobar utha kuch din tab teri akal thikane aawegi....aur haa waise teri baato se hi pata lag jaata hai tere dimag ka phir bhi tujhe kabhi lage ki thodi akal chahiye to bata diye...

"Bachao, Bachao...Sonali ko Bachao" ...ab dekh le tujhe bachane ki kitne tareeke hai...ye teri marzee hai kaun sa tareeka tune apnanana hai...

Aur rahee baat takkar lene ko wo to tu rahne hi de.....takkar ka matlab pata ho tabhi bolna....takkar tu saando main hoti hai...agar tu saand hai to koi baat nahi...

chal nikal le...patlee galee se

sonalisingh
September 12th, 2004, 01:42 PM
Yeh Palsaniya. Some IITian whos made it big in the valley might not be a bad idea. Lekin yaar weh kucch nerdy se zyaada hote hain...khair uss se mujhe kya lene dena... :-D Dekhti hoon.

Good to see that you made it safe and sound from you Gurgaon trip. Munnae tae phikar hoga tha tera itna gharam-2 doodh piye pacche.

Vaise tun ude Gurgaon mein kukar atak ga ? Amreeka aa jaan sae IIT wale tae saare.



R.C. Palsaniya (Sep 12, 2004 02:26 a.m.):
Yeo Sonalika...............

don't worry ............buzz to some IITians they can fulfill ur sweet dreams............. i hope......:-)

rc

rkumar
September 12th, 2004, 04:01 PM
Jatin Singh (Sep 12, 2004 01:43 a.m.):
Its amazing how people react when a woman is a bit aggressive. If the same thing was being done by a guy, would anyone have uttered a word. Probably not. The worst problem in our society is criticising people. Everyone forgets that when they are pointing a finger at the other person, the remaining three are pointing towards them. Nobody is forcing anyone to read the articles posted on here. If you think a person is writing trash, then just ignore it and do your freaking own thing. Why even waste your time responding to a post. The moral police is already out there watching the posts. If there is anything wrong they will take care of it on their own end. So guys if you dont like reading whats posted on here just ignore it.

Yes Jatin I endorse your views to very large extent. It reminds me of my own thread; " Are Jats Really Brave?". Except few memebrs, no one raised the revolt against the abusive language used against me. Some memebrs went to the extent of praising the guy and that encourgaed him to issue the threat to me. anyway, i was not seeking protectin from anyone and knew how to deal with such empty threats. Now coming to present thread..I don't really understand why some people are so upset? If Sonali is using those words towards her parents in lighter sense, why should people worry about so much here ? Do you guys think that she cares less for her parents just because she used those words? Sorry guys, while taking the risk of being ridiculed once again, I would like to say that we jats must learn how to treat a woman as equal. Certainly I don't approve the threatening language used by one member under this thread. Let us cheer up and take things a bit lightly and don't project everything as Jaton ki ijjat ka swal...Let our ladies speak freely and that will help us to understand them better. Don't try to throtle their voice...

Regards
Rajendra

jat1977
September 12th, 2004, 04:49 PM
Well said Sonali,

Yeh Sher to chuha ban gaya hai. Isne to Amrika mei jake sharam lihaj bilkul hi bech khaya hai, yeh bhi na pata ki choriyan tai kaisi baat kare hai. Majhe to yeh koi janani lage sai jo choriyan tae ladne ka bahut shauk rakhe sai. I hope he is not married, otherwise aponi wife ko to yeh roz saante sai peet-ta hoga. Khair isne dekh lenge, iska sara burger or coke bahar kadh denge jyada chun chapad karge to. Ramale ki mill ka ek ganda bahut hai iske liye.



Sonali Singh (Sep 12, 2004 03:08 a.m.):
Wah re wah mere Sher !

Teri iss mardaangi bhari post ko pad kar toh
sare Jat mardaan ka bahot naaz hoga. Tunnae
tae chorre kati line pe la di. Kati dharti men gaad di. Eeb dekhan wah kukar choon bhi kar de. Chali thi Jat Mardaan tae sar takraan.

Mere Sher, ya Amreeka sae ! 10th century ka koi Islamic rajya nahin ! Asliyat men aaja.

Aur galti tae bhi kissi chori tae (aur wah bhi ek Vakil tae) real life me dhamki na de diye Amreeka main. Na tae bera hai na ke hoga.
Yahre Amreeka ki Jailan main bade-bade khagaadan ki "girlfriend" ban jaagi tun. :-D

Samja ri sun. Err tunnae nu na bera ho ki internet pe dhamki dena bhi criminal hai, vah bhi jaan le.

Baalak samanj ke bataoon sun. Meri gailaan toh kucch na. I'm a free spirited fun loving gal.
But not everyone is like that. So be careful, Mere Sher.





Sunil Chaudhary (Sep 12, 2004 12:57 a.m.):
Arey seedhi saadhi chhori ...kya kahne tere...tere seedhpan ke kya kahne..khud ko janaani bolne se pahle...dekh to le ki tu janaani wale kaam bhi kar rahee hai ki nahi....arey sharam, lihaaz bech ke Visa liya tha kya....Janaani ke paas sabse badi cheez sharam hoti hai..aur tu wo hi bech ke kha gayee...aur bolti hai ki jat land janaani land ho jaagi...arey yahaa koi mard ya jaanani ke bal pe member nahi banta...aur rahee baat janaani ki...teri baaton se to lagta hai ki tujhe Janaani word ka matlab hi nahi maloom...aur janaani wo bhi JAT...

are teri kismat achhee hai ki tu(internet pe) itne jaaton ke beech main itna bola rahee hai...agar tere saamne ek JAT ho to galtee se bhi ye sab na bolna..nahi to teri khaal kheench ke jute bana ke pehen lega...ye mashvira hai mera tere liye...

agar phir bhi dil na maane to mujhe mail kar diye tu apna address...agar USA main hai to teri tamanna main puri karne aa jaunga....aur agar New Jersey main hai isi weekend pe ....

waise to main kum hi aata hoo is site pe..tere jaise logo ki bakwaas ki wajah se....week main ek baar..phir bhi tere jyada khurak uthe to mujhe apna reply mail kar dena..mera mail id meri profile main hai...

chal ab thodi thandee ho le..theek hai....
meri taraf se apne baap(boodha ya saala se to theek hi hoga) ko ek baat bolna ki...beshak wo JAT hai per kuch bhi ho jaye wo JATLAND.COM na join kare.....aage to duniya jaane hia kya hoga...



tere liye sahi likha tha kisi ne--

tu apne ma-babu kee maati peetan lag rahi se aur baki sab teri...

ab thoda sa add aur kar le...
ab tu khud bhi apni maati peetan laag rahe...
aur saath main un ladkiyon ki jo bahar padhne jaatee hain...

Arey bahut padh lee tu ab ek baar gaon jaake gobar utha kuch din tab teri akal thikane aawegi....aur haa waise teri baato se hi pata lag jaata hai tere dimag ka phir bhi tujhe kabhi lage ki thodi akal chahiye to bata diye...

"Bachao, Bachao...Sonali ko Bachao" ...ab dekh le tujhe bachane ki kitne tareeke hai...ye teri marzee hai kaun sa tareeka tune apnanana hai...

Aur rahee baat takkar lene ko wo to tu rahne hi de.....takkar ka matlab pata ho tabhi bolna....takkar tu saando main hoti hai...agar tu saand hai to koi baat nahi...

chal nikal le...patlee galee se[/quote]

rkumar
September 12th, 2004, 06:30 PM
[quote]Ramalia (Sep 12, 2004 06:19 a.m.):

Khair isne dekh lenge, iska sara burger or coke bahar kadh denge jyada chun chapad karge to. Ramale ki mill ka ek ganda bahut hai iske liye.


[quote]

Bhai ramalia..dekh yeh bhasa tujhe bhi sobha nahi deti. For God sake don't make jatland as Ramale ke mill ka main gate....add some sophistication in language..I am sure you could have found some better words to express yourself even if you felt so strongly. ..let me give one example...jara lucknow style me....you could have said...

" Miyan dekho aap jara kuch hadd se bahar nikal gaye...thora to lihaj karte ek aurat se guftgoo karte huee...yeh aapne mardon ki shaan mai dhabba laga diyaa..aur wah bhi aisa ki Rin ki tikiya bhi saaf nahi kar payegee... kahir chalo miyan es baar to humne aapko muaaf kiya..magar aage se jara khyal rakhna kahin hume fir se bhudhaape mai achakan nikalkar akhaade me ne koodnaa par jaye. tumhaari aaj ki saja bas itnee hai ki tum daurkar hamare liye kallu miyan se ek banarsi paan lao, aur ek upne liye bhi lete aana hamari taraf se.......""...

RK^2

rksehrawat
September 12th, 2004, 06:55 PM
Yeh to typical jat mahphil hai. Byah ka mukadma jat eh bana sake sai. Aur woh bhi jab byah ek vakil ka ho to kya kahane. ha.. ha.. ha..

raj2rif
September 12th, 2004, 07:18 PM
I am amazed to see the number of posts and on this subject and the quality of discussion.
If Sonali posted this for fun sake then it would have been better suited for Humar page rather than being on General Talk.

The posts posted on unrelevent page defeat the purpose of the site. I hope respected members would realize that.

sonalisingh
September 12th, 2004, 07:26 PM
Rajendra Ji. Ab akal market main biktee hoti toh hum kharid kar barabar-2 baat detey.
Lekin afsos ! We have to share this world with the less gifted, and we must do so with a grin.


[quote]Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 12, 2004 06:25 a.m.):
thread..I don't really understand why some people are so upset? If Sonali is using those words towards her parents in lighter sense, why should people worry about so much here ? Do you guys think that she cares less for her parents just because she used those words?

sonalisingh
September 12th, 2004, 07:28 PM
Ha ha ha.
I could almost imagine the guy with a Paan in his mouth..... :-D



Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 12, 2004 08:11 a.m.):
" Miyan dekho aap jara kuch hadd se bahar nikal gaye...thora to lihaj karte ek aurat se guftgoo karte huee...yeh aapne mardon ki shaan mai dhabba laga diyaa..aur wah bhi aisa ki Rin ki tikiya bhi saaf nahi kar payegee... kahir chalo miyan es baar to humne aapko muaaf kiya..magar aage se jara khyal rakhna kahin hume fir se bhudhaape mai achakan nikalkar akhaade me ne koodnaa par jaye. tumhaari aaj ki saja bas itnee hai ki tum daurkar hamare liye kallu miyan se ek banarsi paan lao, aur ek upne liye bhi lete aana hamari taraf se.......""...

RK^2

deepika
September 12th, 2004, 07:30 PM
before calling me BUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPKKKKKIIIIINNN.....better see yurself coz u know..... i m far more better than u .......anyways......ek aur baat ....SIING TERE SEI TOH HUM SAB KE BHI SEI.........AUR SUNN TERE ALAA TE PAINE:-)as far as use of language is concerned....BEHAMM MEIN NA RAHIYAE.......waise someone has written ki tum mein sharam ,lehaaz hein hi nahin......i think that person is absolutely right......u have given quite enough reasons to us to hate u ........ and pllllleeeeaaaassseee don't call me behan....i wud prefer dying rather than being called yur behan.......phew........abb yeh mat kehna ki toh maar ja........waise agar tum tahogi toh i won't be surprised......what else one can expect from you....parents ke liye aise SHUDH VACHAN use karti hoo toh mujh pe toh AMRIT KALASH barsaogi hi.....waise u know what....i m getting appreciation mails for giving you piece of my mind..........that means i havn't done anything bad.......and u don't worry abt. my grudges babes......u just take good care of yurself only......KHISIYAYI BILLI KHAMBA NOCHEE.....aur itne loog galat nahin ho sakte.......i m ashamed that u r a member of jatland site( i mean it)
Sonali Singh (Sep 11, 2004 07:17 p.m.):
:-d And you STILL don't talk sense !

Vaise Wow !!!!!! I am so sorry ! You are bearing a grudge that seems weeks old. Did I do that !! Oh dear. I AM SO SORRY, pumpkin !

Just a couple of pieces of advice dear:

o Don't bear grudges unless they benifit you in some way or help to advance your own goals. Otherwise they are meaningless and hurtful ! Most of all, grudges acquired on an internet forum ! Honey, spit it out. Its no good for you.

I don't bear grudges. I've smacked around Mandeep/Leelu and get to hear my share as well. But love, I don't have the slightest ill towards ANYONE here ! People just bounce around word here. Pick what you want and filter out the rest. Don't take it personally. You hurt yourself and no one else. Learn to be immune to word !!!! Read that again. Learn to be immune to words. Elixir of irreverance, as I call it.....Maybe I'll expand on this later.

o Stay away from aggregious language if you can't handle the acrimonious exchange. Your use of the words below are inappropriate for a lady as it is. Worse, you have directed them at someone who not only is immune to these things but also far far superior in the effective use of such language. Trust me dear.

And of course I am prettier too.... :-D
Just teasing yaar. Relax.

Behan, take this as well meaning advice...not as a rebuttal to your posting.

And oh yeah...please use sentences in your posts. Just makes it easier on the readers.
(Hope you won't mind my saying so.)


Chao !


deepika singhroha (Sep 11, 2004 07:43 a.m.):
a few months back i posted one topic on insurance and u quoted that......U DON'T TALK SENSE.......that time i din't reply coz i thought u to be a wise female.......but i must say if u talk sense ,then i m glad that i don't talk sense . i really thank my stars for that ,atleast i don't call my dad SALLA and BUDHHA........did anybody tell u that u r DAMN PATHETIC......u r a sick female.......aaj kal india ka kachra phoren mein supply hove sai and that's y u r in AMERICA.......good for indian ppl.......specially tumare liye ek khawaat ............arrrz hai...........GAAM KI SHINKALLI SHAHAR JA KE SWEETY HO GI.... and if u r really very proud of yur so called BEAUTY then i must tell u...my sympathies r with yur parents to have as their daughter.......one more thing .....title for yur topic shud be.....BACHAO ,BACHAO SONALI SE BACHAO

sonalisingh
September 12th, 2004, 07:40 PM
Oh my dear, dear girl. Oh my ! Itni strong feelings iss nacheez ke liye. Oh dear !
Honey, aap zara meri pehla response dhayan se pad len. Dobara. Please.

Uspar thoda gor kar lo. Main toh samja hi sakti hun.

[quote]deepika singhroha (Sep 12, 2004 09:00 a.m.):
before calling me BUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPKKKKKIIIIINNN.....better see yurself coz u know..... i m far more better than u .......anyways......ek aur baat ....SIING TERE SEI TOH HUM SAB KE BHI SEI.........AUR SUNN TERE ALAA TE PAINE:-)as far as use of

rkumar
September 12th, 2004, 07:51 PM
[quote]deepika singhroha (Sep 12, 2004 09:00 a.m.):
before calling me BUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPKKKKKIIIIINNN.....better see yurself coz u know..... i m far more better than u .......anyways......ek aur baat ....SIING TERE SEI TOH HUM SAB KE BHI SEI.........AUR SUNN TERE ALAA TE PAINE:-)as far as use of language is concerned....BEHAMM MEIN NA RAHIYAE.......waise someone has written ki tum mein sharam ,lehaaz hein hi nahin......i think that person is absolutely right......u have given quite enough reasons to us to hate u ........ and pllllleeeeaaaassseee don't call me behan....i wud prefer dying rather than being called yur behan.......phew........abb yeh mat kehna ki toh maar ja........waise agar tum tahogi toh i won't be surprised......what else one can expect from you....parents ke liye aise SHUDH VACHAN use karti hoo toh mujh pe toh AMRIT KALASH barsaogi hi.....waise u know what....i m getting appreciation mails for giving you piece of my mind..........that means i havn't done anything bad.......and u don't worry abt. my grudges babes......u just take good care of yurself only......KHISIYAYI BILLI KHAMBA NOCHEE.....aur itne loog galat nahin ho sakte.......i m ashamed that u r a member of jatland site( i mean it)[quote]Sonali Singh (Sep 11, 2004 07:17 p.m.):
:-d And you STILL don't talk sense !

Vaise Wow !!!!!! I am so sorry ! You are bearing a grudge that seems weeks old. Did I do that !! Oh dear. I AM SO SORRY, pumpkin !

Just a couple of pieces of advice dear:

----------------------

Hi friends,

Here is the translation of Deepika's above post in Lucknow style....

" O ree muee! tujhe jara bhi lajo haya nahi aayee hume pumpkin (Petha) kahte huee..pata nahi petha aajkal kitne mushkil se milta hai...bhala kyoon ne mile..wo sare ke saare to Agra chale jaate hain..mithaai me istemaal hone ko..Or muee chal mai to fir bhi petha hoon...kam se kam mithayee ke kaam to aati hoon..tu upna bata, tu kiya hai...hari mirchi...muh jali...haan aur ek baat aur sun le jara kaan khol kar..hume bahan kahne ki jurrat kaisee ki tumne...? hamare abbaa jaan kabhi sapne me bhi yeh bardast nahi karenge..aai chalke kahin se muee hume bahan kahne wali...eiswariya rai hogee teri bahan...jo parde par naachtee hai...haan... aur akhir me ek baat aur..tum hume jaban sikhaane wali kaun hotee ho...o muee lucknow walon ko jaban sikhaaogee tum...? Lucknow me bacha jab paida hota hai to aadab kahte huee paida hota hai...pata hai tujhe yeh sab o muee...!!

sorry yaar busy in translation these days....More will follow I am sure...

RK^2

sonalisingh
September 12th, 2004, 07:58 PM
U are damn funny Rajendra. LOL
:-D
Watchout though. Ya Deepika tae bin patri ka Rail engine sae. Kati phoon-phoon karti awegi.
Seeti bhi na de chetawani ki.
Ha ha ha ha :-D


Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 12, 2004 09:21 a.m.):
Hi friends,

Here is the translation of Deepika's above post in Lucknow style....

" O ree muee! tujhe jara bhi lajo haya nahi aayee hume pumpkin (Petha) kahte huee..pata nahi petha aajkal kitne mushkil se milta hai...bhala kyoon ne mile..wo sare ke saare to Agra chale jaate hain..mithaai me istemaal hone ko..Or muee chal mai to fir bhi petha hoon...kam se kam mithayee ke kaam to aati hoon..tu upna bata, tu kiya hai...hari mirchi...muh jali...haan aur ek baat aur sun le jara kaan khol kar..hume bahan kahne ki jurrat kaisee ki tumne...? hamare abbaa jaan kabhi sapne me bhi aapkee amee jan se nikah ne kartee..aai chalke kahin se muee hume bahan kahne wali...eiswariya rai hogee teri bahan...jo parde par naachtee hai...haan... aur akhir me ek baat aur..tum hume jaban sikhaane wali kaun hotee ho...o muee lucknow walon ko jaban sikhaaogee tum...? Lucknow me bacha jab paida hota hai to aadab kahte huee paida hota hai...pata hai tujhe yeh sab o muee...!!

sorry yaar busy in translation these days....More will follow I am sure...

RK^2

sonalisingh
September 12th, 2004, 08:20 PM
Uncle ji, humor ki baat toh yeh hai ki hum kucch log har cheez ko hans ke dekh lete hain. Gum ko bhi hans kar sahen kar lete hain.
It makes a lot of things lot more manageable. So if you find something funny it doesn't necessarily mean it should be in the humor section.

Rahi quality of discussion ki baat...I have encroached on that subject before...so let us not go there.

Bottom line...It has been my experience that in all unmoderated forums where members are free to post what they want, the quality of discussion tends to flow towards the lowest common denominator.


Col Virendra S Tavathia(Retd) (Sep 12, 2004 08:48 a.m.):
I am amazed to see the number of posts and on this subject and the quality of discussion.
If Sonali posted this for fun sake then it would have been better suited for Humar page rather than being on General Talk.

The posts posted on unrelevent page defeat the purpose of the site. I hope respected members would realize that.

rkumar
September 12th, 2004, 08:23 PM
[quote]Sonali Singh (Sep 12, 2004 09:28 a.m.):
U are damn funny Rajendra. LOL
:-D
Watchout though. Ya Deepika tae bin patri ka Rail engine sae. Kati phoon-phoon karti awegi.
Seeti bhi na de chetawani ki.
Ha ha ha ha :-D

[quote]

Lucknow style Reply:....

"" O ree muee kyoon doon seeti bhala...teri jaise be-sharm hoon kiya mai...jo seeti bajaun...pata hai abba jaan aur bhaai jaan mar daalenge agar kabhi pata bhi chal gaya ki hum seeti maarte hain...hamare khanadaan me aurten seeti nahi maartee...esliye bach kar rehnaa...haan kahe deti hoon...!!

RK^2

mbamal
September 13th, 2004, 12:03 AM
deepika singhroha (Sep 12, 2004 09:00 a.m.):
KHISIYAYI BILLI KHAMBA NOCHEE.....aur itne loog galat nahin ho sakte.......i m ashamed that u r a member of jatland site( i mean it)

Sonali Tai ;) pehla e kayi thee...kyan te apni maati pitwae se...aur haan eb be bhi time se..editor ne keh ke is topic ne humour main shift kara de...:d

mbamal
September 13th, 2004, 12:10 AM
Sonali Singh (Sep 11, 2004 06:57 p.m.):
Woh tae munnae bera sae baawle. Terey jisse molurd apne eh khyaas kar sakan sain.

Apni bhodia ka dhayan rakhiye. Uss gailan ya strategy apnayee tae.... :-D eeb key kahon? Samanj tae tu gaya eh hoga. Itna baawla bhi na lagta. :-D



Ke baat chhori....ghane swad leve se...

jtsagi
September 13th, 2004, 08:05 AM
Sonali this post of yours has left all other posts behind including the Mallika ones. Its surprising that when you post things that should make sense to a wider group of people on here for example, the post in which you wanted suggestions about stock market no one has even posted a single reply yet............
anyways baat to yah se is post ne padh kar lage se koi bollywood movie ka script tayaar ho raha hain ibbe tak to hero hero lade karte ib heroin heroin bhi WWF karan lag raheee se mhare hisaab se te yah project bollywood main superhit ho jaaga :) sonali jitne log tere julm ka shikaar hue hain unne deepika ki sharan le lee se appreciation mails ke through yhade ab do party bun chukee hain both led by females

bhaiyon yeh jitni chori beech main te mang khada karein inte bach kar raho yeh sirf deekhen hee sudhee se hehehehehe


Sonali Singh (Sep 12, 2004 09:10 a.m.):
Oh my dear, dear girl. Oh my ! Itni strong feelings iss nacheez ke liye. Oh dear !
Honey, aap zara meri pehla response dhayan se pad len. Dobara. Please.

Uspar thoda gor kar lo. Main toh samja hi sakti hun.

[quote]deepika singhroha (Sep 12, 2004 09:00 a.m.):
before calling me BUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPKKKKKIIIIINNN.....better see yurself coz u know..... i m far more better than u .......anyways......ek aur baat ....SIING TERE SEI TOH HUM SAB KE BHI SEI.........AUR SUNN TERE ALAA TE PAINE:-)as far as use of

vikramjaat1
September 14th, 2004, 12:59 PM
issa kissa tae mnaen sunyaa ae naa tha , Aek choori nae sab choron aur chorion ko Dhobi paath maar maar kae tod diya. Bhaai kuch bhe kaho bhundi dhaal dhoyaa sae.
issay karday joot sab ka sar... paey maaray saen, ak Inkae toh photuon maen tae behee baal udd gay saen.
Maen iss chori kaa FAN ban gya soon.
Par jaye yaa Chori sab kae issay jootay marray sae toh iskaa toh Byaah hona mushkil ho jaaga (Jaatn maen) ?

mbamal
September 14th, 2004, 02:36 PM
Sonali Singh (Sep 11, 2004 07:17 p.m.):
I've smacked around Mandeep/Leelu and get to hear my share as well. But love


Yeah....you wish :D !

rksehrawat
September 14th, 2004, 05:41 PM
I am sure this thread will be the longest in a few days...

rkumar
September 14th, 2004, 07:12 PM
r.k. sehrawat (Sep 14, 2004 07:11 a.m.):
I am sure this thread will be the longest in a few days...

I don't think so Sehrawat ji. I notice that the thread is almost dead and there is nothing new coming into it. High time, we also wind up and let it fade into the archives of Jatland now....bahut ho gaya dosto...ub jaane bhi do naa....

Rajendra

sonalisingh
September 14th, 2004, 09:24 PM
Manda manda sa bolan lag ga... :-D
Theek tae sae na tun ?

Err tera dhabbi Leelu kit bhaaj ga...samanj men na aaya. :-D


Shakti Singh (Sep 12, 2004 01:40 p.m.):
Ke baat chhori....ghane swad leve se...

sonalisingh
September 14th, 2004, 09:30 PM
Yeh Jatin. Its like people watching Hindi
TV serials. Everyone says "Kya bakwaas
hai. Bilkul Time waste !". But everyone
sawaad le le ke dekhe ja sae. :-D

Mahare Jatland waalan ka bhi yo eh haal sae.

Serious worthwhile topics pe ko likhta na
kucch...par kham khan bhaasan diye jaa ge.

Vaise I did get one guy who privately responded to my queries. Very nice fellow who knows quite a bit about that stuff....

But I guess it is understandable. Out of the 50-60 active people here, there aren't going to be too many who have specific knowledge about stock brokers and the like.


[quote]Jatin Singh (Sep 12, 2004 09:35 p.m.):
Sonali this post of yours has left all other posts behind including the Mallika ones. Its surprising that when you post things that should make sense to a wider group of people on here for example, the post in which you wanted suggestions about stock market no one has even posted a single reply yet............

sonalisingh
September 14th, 2004, 09:33 PM
Yeh...people lets move to other things. I'll
update folks later about my success/failure with my folks.

Mandeep bhi manda manda bolan laag liya. Pucchad dabocch li usene bhi taangan ke beech. :-D


Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 14, 2004 08:42 a.m.):
High time, we also wind up and let it fade into the archives of Jatland now....bahut ho gaya dosto...ub jaane bhi do naa....

Rajendra

itsnavin
September 14th, 2004, 10:37 PM
More kahawats for Sonali if she understands them...
- Jiski utar gayi loi, uska ke kare koi!
- Nang bada ya baadhshah...

Aayi kya samajh mein??

ashokaryagill
September 14th, 2004, 11:43 PM
Sonali tu apne janam kaa ata pataa bata, phir main tujhe teri shadi ke bare mein bataunga ..
tera dulha kaisa milega tujhe , ameeeeeeer yaa kangaaaaaaaaaaaaal....
samjhee kya ...
peeetne wala milega yaa pitne vala

ashokaryagill
September 14th, 2004, 11:45 PM
Sonali tu apne janam kaa ata pataa bata, phir main tujhe teri shadi ke bare mein bataunga ..
tera dulha kaisa milega tujhe , ameeeeeeer yaa kangaaaaaaaaaaaaal....
samjhee kya ...
peeetne wala milega yaa pitne vala ...
ar dekh sun jatoon ki naak naa kataeye kadi jaat kahain kee bachao-bachao sonali se bachao...hahahahahhaa

mbamal
September 14th, 2004, 11:45 PM
Sonali Singh (Sep 14, 2004 11:03 a.m.):
Mandeep bhi manda manda bolan laag liya. Pucchad dabocch li usene bhi taangan ke beech. :-D


Ke Baat Tai...bade pyar gelan baat karan laag rahi se...;-)

rkumar
September 15th, 2004, 01:59 AM
Navin Farswal (Sep 14, 2004 12:07 p.m.):
More kahawats for Sonali if she understands them...
- Jiski utar gayi loi, uska ke kare koi!
- Nang bada ya baadhshah...

Aayi kya samajh mein??

Bhai Navin bas bahut ho gaya...ub choro na yeh topic..on the lighter side yaar aajkal kaun loi odhta hai waise bhi...micro-skirts ka jamana hai...esliye yeh loi wali kahawat bahut purani ho chukee hai aur aaj ke jamane me itna laagoo nahi hotee..LOl...Let us please call an end to this thread...Please NO MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE......

Also one advice to members..Somes times it really helps to loose an argument to win and keep friends. So let us not try to win all our arguments.

RK^2

vikramjaat1
September 15th, 2004, 11:10 AM
Ashok jee
Yoo aap sonali tahin keesa Banadaa(Dulha) bataanay aalay ho? Koye jaat tae isttay byaah karay konya. Koi Gora tae iskkay phansay konya . Iss tahin toh koye Kaalu (negro ) tohnaa padaygaa.
aajkal USA maen Sareena/Venus Williams kaa Babu katti Randa handay sae (Chori tohtaa).
Voh kae kahyaa karaen, katti "Daddy Sugar" bar kaa.



ashok arya gill (Sep 14, 2004 01:15 p.m.):
Sonali tu apne janam kaa ata pataa bata, phir main tujhe teri shadi ke bare mein bataunga ..
tera dulha kaisa milega tujhe , ameeeeeeer yaa kangaaaaaaaaaaaaal....
samjhee kya ...
peeetne wala milega yaa pitne vala ...
ar dekh sun jatoon ki naak naa kataeye kadi jaat kahain kee bachao-bachao sonali se bachao...hahahahahhaa

anilkc
September 15th, 2004, 07:26 PM
Sonali is Mallika of Jatland. Unko bachao ya unse bacho..iske pehle unko dhundo. S/he is in CA for sure. which city ? Berkley?
According to public records, there is one shant & sonali singh in Moraga. I am pretty sure they are not this sonali.

manu20
September 15th, 2004, 08:53 PM
man...what a useless thread. 139 replies? :-D

alkesh
September 15th, 2004, 10:29 PM
and there is one more Sonali in Orinda. But both are house address, not apartment. i don't want to comment further......

jatdevta
September 16th, 2004, 12:31 AM
Sonali se bacho...do something good
click here (http://www.jatland.com/cgi-bin/ub/UltraBoard.cgi?action=Read&BID=4&TID=8278&P=1&SID=17616)

ek baat aur hai Bhoot aur Yamdoot kahin bhi aa sakte hain...waise ye yamdoot to hai nahi..per bhoot se kum nahi

sonalisingh
September 16th, 2004, 09:54 PM
Ha ha ha ha...
Sonali pe Kahavats collect karne lag gayee toh poora potha ban jaga.

Tu nu kar, saari ekathee kar ke, mere dhore bhej dena. Apni autobiography liikoongee tae kaam aa jaangi.


Navin Farswal (Sep 14, 2004 12:07 p.m.):
More kahawats for Sonali if she understands them...
- Jiski utar gayi loi, uska ke kare koi!
- Nang bada ya baadhshah...

Aayi kya samajh mein??

sonalisingh
September 16th, 2004, 10:01 PM
Pandit, Sonali wah chorre sae jo apni takdeer aap likhae sae. Yeh Horoscope woroscope
mahare tahin na bani. Aur kisse ne bhaloeeye !
Mere tae tunnae kucch bakshees-wakshees na mile. Chalta ban. Ya Arya Samajeeyan ki site sae. Jaadu tonne waalan ki na.

:-D

Err Sonali ne pitan aala aaj taheen na paida hoya. Ko issa galti tae takra bhi gaya, issi rail bana doongi, he'll rue the day he was born.

Isse eh bode kaale Jat sain jo itne Tawle Bachao-2 karan laag jaan, tae we Jat sain e kona.



ashok arya gill (Sep 14, 2004 01:15 p.m.):
Sonali tu apne janam kaa ata pataa bata, phir main tujhe teri shadi ke bare mein bataunga ..
tera dulha kaisa milega tujhe , ameeeeeeer yaa kangaaaaaaaaaaaaal....
samjhee kya ...
peeetne wala milega yaa pitne vala ...
ar dekh sun jatoon ki naak naa kataeye kadi jaat kahain kee bachao-bachao sonali se bachao...hahahahahhaa

sonalisingh
September 16th, 2004, 10:07 PM
Tu tae ghana thus likda eh Mandu. One liners pe aa ga. Hun ?

Nu kukar ? Busy ho ra sae kay ? Kaam ghana ho ga ? Ya bhodia shayaani ho ge meri baatan nae pad kay.... :-D

Kad tahin ooh ne bhalove ga. Aaj na tae kaal, uss ki aankh khul jaangi ! Phir tera key hoga ?



Mandeep Bamal (Sep 14, 2004 01:15 p.m.):

Sonali Singh (Sep 14, 2004 11:03 a.m.):
Mandeep bhi manda manda bolan laag liya. Pucchad dabocch li usene bhi taangan ke beech. :-D


Ke Baat Tai...bade pyar gelan baat karan laag rahi se...;-)

sonalisingh
September 16th, 2004, 10:14 PM
Bera na Vikram Ji...Jaatan ki hi emails bhari padi hain mere mailbox main. Ghane tae isse site par se heen sain....jo meri dosti tahin gujaaris kar re sain...

Kai tae isse sain, yahre kucch likhan sain, err phir emails main kati kucch aur. Kati haans-2 kae pet dukhan laag ga mera unki baatan tae.
Itne hypocrites mile sain yahre, bas puccha nae.

Chalo theek sae. Key farak pade sae. Sab apni public image banaye rakhna chahate honge. Lekin Sonali ki kitaban mein isske live koi points nahin. :-D


Vikram (Sep 15, 2004 12:40 a.m.):
Ashok jee
Yoo aap sonali tahin keesa Banadaa(Dulha) bataanay aalay ho? Koye jaat tae isttay byaah karay konya. Koi Gora tae iskkay phansay konya . Iss tahin toh koye Kaalu (negro ) tohnaa padaygaa.
aajkal USA maen Sareena/Venus Williams kaa Babu katti Randa handay sae (Chori tohtaa).
Voh kae kahyaa karaen, katti "Daddy Sugar" bar kaa.



ashok arya gill (Sep 14, 2004 01:15 p.m.):
Sonali tu apne janam kaa ata pataa bata, phir main tujhe teri shadi ke bare mein bataunga ..
tera dulha kaisa milega tujhe , ameeeeeeer yaa kangaaaaaaaaaaaaal....
samjhee kya ...
peeetne wala milega yaa pitne vala ...
ar dekh sun jatoon ki naak naa kataeye kadi jaat kahain kee bachao-bachao sonali se bachao...hahahahahhaa

mbamal
September 16th, 2004, 10:22 PM
Sonali Singh (Sep 16, 2004 11:37 a.m.):
Tu tae ghana thus likda eh Mandu. One liners pe aa ga. Hun ?

Ke Baat tai ;-)..lagey se jad tye tu mere te ek do aachi acchi nahin sun leti..tere chain konya aata.. :d ..apne ma-babu ne dekh le..yhade time na kharab kare..kade paache te woh kise paali ne toh laave tere khathar..isa ho gaya to dekh le...pher laamni er bharotan aala jugad ho jagya..:d

sonalisingh
September 16th, 2004, 10:24 PM
Ha ha ha ha !!!!
Kati hans-hans ke dharti pe pad ke uthi soon...en posts to padh kar. Lagta hai mere liye toh poori search party nikal li hai. Ha ha.

Sawaal toh ab yeh hai:

Given the following:

1) Name
2) IP Address
3) Education:
4) Languages spoken: English, Haryanvi, Hindi
5) A B&W picture and the well known fact that the woman is stunningly gorgeous !
6) Region: Bay Area
7) Profession
8) Marital Status
9) Approximate age
10) Tribal identity

How many man months does it take for nerdy engineers to locate this woman ? :-D

Vaise, if anyone does find me, then please drop by for a cup of coffee. Don't shy away.
:-D

Sunil Chaudhry mere sher, tu bhi aa jana. Eeb tahin tae tu maanus ban gaya hoga. Samanj gaya hoga Sonali tae takkar lene ka matlab !
Sonali doesn't hold grudges. Apney sabhi Jats are welcome to drop by....if they can find her....ha ha ha ha ha :-D



anil chaudhary (Sep 15, 2004 08:56 a.m.):
Sonali is Mallika of Jatland. Unko bachao ya unse bacho..iske pehle unko dhundo. S/he is in CA for sure. which city ? Berkley?
According to public records, there is one shant & sonali singh in Moraga. I am pretty sure they are not this sonali.

sonalisingh
September 16th, 2004, 10:29 PM
Yamdoot bhi mere tae pocche bina kucch na karta...ha ha ha. Meri good books me rahe, raaji re ga....

natae...tunnae yaad tae hoga hi....

Amrreka...Jail...mustanday...girlfriend...Sunil going...Sunila coming... he he he he

:-D

Vaise yaar, I have to give you some respect here. Tu smanjdar bahot likda. Ek hi post me samanj gaya. Main tae nu socchoon thi, thora time laage ga. Lekin tu shayan likda !

Leelu ke Sar ki kasam (jhoot bolun tae besak Leelu ka sar kat ke khai main par ja), itne samnjdar iss site pae bahot kam sain. :-D
Gotta give you credit for that.



Sunil Chaudhary (Sep 15, 2004 02:22 p.m.):
ek baat aur hai Bhoot aur Yamdoot kahin bhi aa sakte hain...waise ye yamdoot to hai nahi..per bhoot se kum nahi

mbamal
September 16th, 2004, 10:33 PM
Sonali Singh (Sep 16, 2004 11:54 a.m.):
A B&W picture and the well known fact that the woman is stunningly gorgeous

Haye! Kise ne bhi na dekhi teri bargi hema malini .. :d ghana beham se tere to chhori..lagye se jyan tee eeb taye eekli se aur ghar ale rishta tonde ghoome se


Sonali Singh (Sep 16, 2004 11:54 a.m.):How many man months does it take for nerdy engineers to locate this woman ? :-D

Iski to jama e chinta na kare Tai..kise dhore itna faltu tem konya..aur nu bhi koi bawla tere ghara pahunch bhi gaya coffee khatar to tera ke bera ke piya de..

itsnavin
September 16th, 2004, 10:37 PM
ya bhee likh liye apni autobiography mein "Khisyaani billi(Sonali), Khambaa noochey"
Aur tanney likhtey hoye sharam aawe te ek expert hire kar liye..woh likh dega iss thread ki summary teri biography mein...
I propose...Bamal or Shakti Singh...hahaha


Sonali Singh (Sep 16, 2004 11:24 a.m.):
Ha ha ha ha...
Sonali pe Kahavats collect karne lag gayee toh poora potha ban jaga.

Tu nu kar, saari ekathee kar ke, mere dhore bhej dena. Apni autobiography liikoongee tae kaam aa jaangi.


Navin Farswal (Sep 14, 2004 12:07 p.m.):
More kahawats for Sonali if she understands them...
- Jiski utar gayi loi, uska ke kare koi!
- Nang bada ya baadhshah...

Aayi kya samajh mein??

rkumar
September 16th, 2004, 10:38 PM
Sonali Singh (Sep 16, 2004 11:59 a.m.):

Amrreka...Jail...mustanday...girlfriend...Sunil going...Sunila coming... he he he he

:-D



Sonali ! pata hai...it took me lots of efforts to read that its "Sunila coming"......bahut der tak to bas yahee socha ta raha ki....

Sunil going...Sonali Coming......hahahahhaa...as Sunila and Sonali sound so alike....

Rajendra

sonalisingh
September 16th, 2004, 10:39 PM
Na re na...nu na bol. Kati jam ke khatir karrongi.

Jo ghuti payni thi wah tae, iss site pe he pya di. Ghar par do ekdma first class coffee...malai mar ke.

Bar desh main, ko apna Jat ghar aveega, iss tae faaltu khusi ke kay baat ho saka sae.

Tu bhi welcome sae, baawle.



Mandeep Bamal (Sep 16, 2004 12:03 p.m.):
..aur nu bhi koi bawla tere ghara pahunch bhi gaya coffee khatar to tera ke bera ke piya de..

sonalisingh
September 16th, 2004, 10:41 PM
Sharam aur mein ? That was downright hilarious Farswal !!!!

Sharam toh mujh say sharmati hai mian !

[quote]Navin Farswal (Sep 16, 2004 12:07 p.m.):
Aur tanney likhtey hoye sharam aawe te ek expert hire kar liye..woh likh dega iss thread ki

mbamal
September 16th, 2004, 10:49 PM
Sonali Singh (Sep 16, 2004 12:09 p.m.):
Na re na...nu na bol. Kati jam ke khatir karrongi.



[..Mandeep wonders if she really means it or not but hes still in his senses and fortunately not suffering from amnesia..]

Thank u se..phor the invitation..but rehan de..tanne aadey e mhari jam ke khatir kar dee..eeb be bhi koi kasar reh gyee ke ;)

sonalisingh
September 16th, 2004, 10:59 PM
Baawle. Baawle. Sonali ne kai baar samaja liya.
Sonali is a fun loving free spirited gal.

Yaahre jo likha ja sae, ooh nae ghani dil pae na liya karte. Too many people take it too personally.

Sonali tae likh wikh kae, rehapte-wehpte mar war ke, do minute pacche wah-ki-wah.

Unlike some, I actually really believe in the idea of a larger Jat family. It might take a while for some people to figure that out....

Unfortunately, I don't subscribe to the one prescription fits all philosophy. Khula dil, err khula dimak...Jats the way to do it !




Mandeep Bamal (Sep 16, 2004 12:19 p.m.):

Sonali Singh (Sep 16, 2004 12:09 p.m.):
Na re na...nu na bol. Kati jam ke khatir karrongi.



[..Mandeep wonders if she really means it or not but hes still in his senses and fortunately not suffering from amnesia..]

Thank u se..phor the invitation..but rehan de..tanne aadey e mhari jam ke khatir kar dee..eeb be bhi koi kasar reh gyee ke ;)

mbamal
September 16th, 2004, 11:03 PM
Sonali Singh (Sep 16, 2004 12:29 p.m.):
Baawle. Baawle. Sonali ne kai baar samaja liya.
Sonali is a fun loving free spirited gal.

Yaahre jo likha ja sae, ooh nae ghani dil pae na liya karte. Too many people take it too personally.

Haamne yeh saari baat bera se Tai..hum to aade swad len ke maare baithe saan..internet pe kise ne personally na liya karte..

sonalisingh
September 16th, 2004, 11:08 PM
Phir theek sae. Main maka kade yo chorra senti ho ga ho. Fikar ho ga tha.

Tae theek sae. Nueh dharti mein tera naak ragrdti roongee. Tyar raheyeh. :-D



Mandeep Bamal (Sep 16, 2004 12:33 p.m.):

Haamne yeh saari baat bera se Tai..hum to aade swad len ke maare baithe saan..internet pe kise ne personally na liya karte..

mbamal
September 16th, 2004, 11:11 PM
Sonali Singh (Sep 16, 2004 12:38 p.m.):
Phir theek sae. Main maka kade yo chorra senti ho ga ho. Fikar ho ga tha.


Manne to ulta teri fikar hoye jya se Tai..makha kade kime keh diya to angrezi main birdandi haandi jaagye..khiji hod baandri dhyal..;-)

sonalisingh
September 17th, 2004, 12:13 AM
Mandu,

Ek baat tae mann-ne padege. Tu eh sae mera sab tae bada bhagt. Woh Leele (Satpal Dalal) bhi kammae na likda. Jab ole padan laage tae, issa kasuta bhaaj eeb tahin na paa liya.

Iss baat pe ek baat yaad ayee. Le sun:

Ek be ek gham dhore ek Hanuman ka mandir tha. Ude roz ek Pandit err ek Jat jaaya karte nem tae. Pandit tae Hanuman ki murti pe mala chadanta err prasad dharta, err Jat de litran-de litran Murti ne pita, gaali de de kae.

Yoh unka roj ka kam tha.

Ek din ke hoya. Kati dharti pad toofan aa ga. Kasta meen err aule. Saare rashte bhi tut-fut ge. Pandit ne soccha, aaj tae taal karoon. Kaal dugna prasad chada doonga. Meen men kukar jaaon.

Lekin Jat ka tae tunnae bera eh sae. Nu bola, iss saale baandar ne na chodoon. Cha kucch ho ja. Tae woh apne leetran na tha kae pahoonch gaya dookhi-sookhi honta.

Ude dharan laga Hanuman pe de litar-de lita...gali galoch ke saath.

Ek dam tej roshni ke saath Hanuman parkat huve aur Jat ko apne darhsan diye. Bola, bhai Jat tera jissa kastua bhaqt tae munaaue aaj tak na dekh liya. Tu eh mera saccha sae.

:-D

Tae, Mandeep Ji, munnae tae laage sae ki munnae bhi parkat hona padega teri khatir.

:-D :-D :-D



Mandeep Bamal (Sep 16, 2004 12:41 p.m.):
Manne to ulta teri fikar hoye jya se Tai..makha kade kime keh diya to angrezi main birdandi haandi jaagye..khiji hod baandri dhyal..;-)

alkesh
September 17th, 2004, 12:44 AM
Sonali,

why don't you open a chat window, so that you can have your free time, whoever you want to show your power in whatever way you have. Unnecessary you are wasting precious time of others, who either are students or working people, not sitting IDOL like you.

Please make this site more knowledgable and helpful for fellow jats, rather than taking personal issues here. if you have personal issue, come to next jat diwali party here in bay area and we will take care of you. read my old posting how to join it. if you think its waste of time, (joining the group) than this is 1000 times more time waste, what you are doing here.

Humble advice, no pun intended!

sonalisingh
September 17th, 2004, 12:54 AM
Choudhry,

I am sure people are smart enough to take care of their own time. I don't see why you needed to come this far ! After the first couple of postings you should have stayed away from this thread.

Please worry about your own time. Let others take care of theirs, will you. Give others the credit to judge and decide for themselves. Will appreciate that.

Chao!



Choudhary (Sep 16, 2004 02:14 p.m.):
Sonali,

why don't you open a chat window, so that you can have your free time, whoever you want to show your power in whatever way you have. Unnecessary you are wasting precious time of others, who either are students or working people, not sitting IDOL like you.

Please make this site more knowledgable and helpful for fellow jats, rather than taking personal issues here. if you have personal issue, come to next jat diwali party here in bay area and we will take care of you. read my old posting how to join it. if you think its waste of time, (joining the group) than this is 1000 times more time waste, what you are doing here.

Humble advice, no pun intended!

alkesh
September 17th, 2004, 01:25 AM
I have no doubt, what people have judge about you, so far!!! why I came this far??? if you can post 100 post on irrelevant topic, i can post one relevant post on irrelevant topic.

And finally, believe it or not, i haven't read what you post , because, i read what interest me not your personal life. i know many people personally here . there is a lot going in their life too, but they never mention here. if you are professional, you will understand that. As i said, if you enjoy talking in your haryanvi language with some people, open a chat box( jatland provide that for FREE) or send them pvt email. they will gladly reply to your gmail account, which has 1000 MB quota.... if you have one by now, if you don't have one, let me know, i have six open invitation, i know you will say NOOOOOOOOoo, so i will take my word back.
.
take care!

jtsagi
September 17th, 2004, 01:34 AM
Google search engine has reported an increase in traffic for the following string "SONALI SINGH" in the last few days ........
sonali tera te kimme hove konya par yahan aale jat do char different sonalia ke divorce jaroor kara ke manenge ib te unke phone number or address bhi tangan lag rahe se
if you are a divorce lawyer teri to jama bat ban gayee free ka business milan lag raha se

[quote]Sonali Singh (Sep 16, 2004 11:54 a.m.):

Given the following:

1) Name
2) IP Address
3) Education:
4) Languages spoken: English, Haryanvi, Hindi
5) A B&W picture and the well known fact that the woman is stunningly gorgeous !
6) Region: Bay Area
7) Profession
8) Marital Status
9) Approximate age
10) Tribal identity

How many man months does it take for nerdy engineers to locate this woman ? :-D

Vaise, if anyone does find me, then please drop by for a cup of coffee. Don't shy away.
:-D

sonalisingh
September 17th, 2004, 01:35 AM
You're wasting your time Choudhry. Focus on what is relevant and important to you. You are your own best judge. And that applies to everyone. It doesn't take a whole lot of effort to filter down and focus on what one wants. People here aren't fools.

Apna bhasan apne pass rakh !

Chalo, aab jao ! Had your say. Ab jaao na, yaar. Jao....



Choudhary (Sep 16, 2004 02:55 p.m.):
And finally, believe it or not, i haven't read what you post , because, i read what interest me not your personal life. i know many people personally here . there is a lot going in their life too, but they never mention here. if you are professional, you will understand that. As i said, if you enjoy talking in your haryanvi language with some people, open a chat box( jatland provide that for FREE) or send them pvt people.
take care!

sonalisingh
September 17th, 2004, 01:40 AM
Ha ha ha ha
:-D

Tu kit tha chorre ? Yahre ardo-2 aa jaan saen, err phir unne bahar jaan ka rashta na paanta !
Dhukee mar mar ke kadna pade sae.

Err nu bhi na ki ko baat kehni ho, haansi mazaak ki. Kaam khan rola macchan laag ja sae.

Tu aa sae tae hansa ka tae ja sae. Tera ghana time waste tae na hon laag ra sae ? Kade mera pa sar ho jaan sare...mahra baalak padhan likhan ke bajaaye, galat lugaaye ke chakkar main fas ga... ha ha ha ha :-D

Main kati jimewaar na sun....



Jatin Singh (Sep 16, 2004 03:04 p.m.):
Google search engine has reported an increase in traffic for the following string "SONALI SINGH" in the last few days ........
sonali tera te kimme hove konya par yahan aale jat do char different sonalia ke divorce jaroor kara ke manenge ib te unke phone number or address bhi tangan lag rahe se
if you are a divorce lawyer teri to jama bat ban gayee free ka business milan lag raha se

[quote]Sonali Singh (Sep 16, 2004 11:54 a.m.):

Given the following:

1) Name
2) IP Address
3) Education:
4) Languages spoken: English, Haryanvi, Hindi
5) A B&W picture and the well known fact that the woman is stunningly gorgeous !
6) Region: Bay Area
7) Profession
8) Marital Status
9) Approximate age
10) Tribal identity

How many man months does it take for nerdy engineers to locate this woman ? :-D

Vaise, if anyone does find me, then please drop by for a cup of coffee. Don't shy away.
:-D

jtsagi
September 17th, 2004, 01:42 AM
This is amazing. How can you judge somone when you dont even know about them. Maybe Jats are too good reading minds of people sitting on internet. I really wish to thank god for not giving me that skill. :)

I will make another futile attempt to make things clear. I and everyone on here knows that this post is full of bakvaad....dont need a rocket scientist to figure that one out. If you dont like reading it, please MOVE ON......

Have a nice day!

[quote]Choudhary (Sep 16, 2004 03:00 p.m.):
I have no doubt, what people have judge about you, so far!!! why I came this far??? if you can post 100 post on irrelevant topic, i can post one relevant post on irrelevant topic.

jtsagi
September 17th, 2004, 02:51 AM
ke baat tu te meri maan dhal baat karan lag rahee se ib lugaaye te howe hi phasan khatir karen se
yhade thodi der aake haans liya ke aur ke maine ke kisi ke bhaans(buffalo) kholni se yhade hehehehe
in do char ardo te hi te sama bandh raha se aur aane do
chinta maina kar yeh te nu hi rola machate rahan kar ghar main biwi jo pita kar hain inki udde te kuch bol na sakte yhade ek kar bechare sher ban jaya kare se aur phir tere jootein kha kar bhag jaya kare sein hahahaha

tere koi bill bharan ne aa raha hain na mere apna ghar aale gailen bas mauz liya je yeh te nuhe hi chalta rahega

[quote]Sonali Singh (Sep 16, 2004 03:10 p.m.):
Ha ha ha ha
:-D

Tu kit tha chorre ? Yahre ardo-2 aa jaan saen, err phir unne bahar jaan ka rashta na paanta !
Dhukee mar mar ke kadna pade sae.

Err nu bhi na ki ko baat kehni ho, haansi mazaak ki. Kaam khan rola macchan laag ja sae.

Tu aa sae tae hansa ka tae ja sae. Tera ghana time waste tae na hon laag ra sae ? Kade mera pa sar ho jaan sare...mahra baalak padhan likhan ke bajaaye, galat lugaaye ke chakkar main fas ga... ha ha ha ha :-D

Main kati jimewaar na sun....

bnashier
September 17th, 2004, 03:21 AM
Baat ya se, bus hans hans ke bada maja awa se, en ardo's ke bhasan pad ke. Kam dham ke baad kuchh hasne ke liye chahiye, warna to buri halat ho jaagi.

Angerezi mein kuchh esa se kahawat se:

Too much sanity can drive you insane.

Sonali, Jatin, Bamal etc. bas lage raho. We need laughter!

sonalisingh
September 17th, 2004, 06:34 AM
Budh, kahan gayab ho gaye the aap. Good to see you back. Looks like the stock market is hot these days. So we see less action from you here.

Koi hot tips ho toh batana. Have some money lying around. Better put it to good use. Otherwise I'll just waste it on all those manicures/pedicures.

Soochtee hoon koi acchey investments kar loon. Kuvaari rahe gaye toh bhudape mein sahare milega. :-D



Budh Nashier (Sep 16, 2004 04:51 p.m.):
Baat ya se, bus hans hans ke bada maja awa se, en ardo's ke bhasan pad ke. Kam dham ke baad kuchh hasne ke liye chahiye, warna to buri halat ho jaagi.

Angerezi mein kuchh esa se kahawat se:

Too much sanity can drive you insane.

Sonali, Jatin, Bamal (Mandu Bhai) etc. bas lage raho. We need laughter!

manu20
September 17th, 2004, 10:40 AM
[quote]Sonali Singh (Sep 16, 2004 11:54 a.m.):
How many man months does it take for nerdy engineers to locate this woman ? :-D [quote]

It seems 80% of male jatland members over age 20 are nerdy engineers. Yes, that includes you IITians. :o

nitiz
September 17th, 2004, 11:12 AM
Hello..!!

Sonali...!!!.....Hats off to you...!!...

You are damm good ....!!...your rustic haryanvi dialogue and even lucid style of writing in engilsh...!!...Sun..good to see that you have interest on manicures/pedicures....I too like and spend very much on these stuffs..!!..

Love..
Niti

dsdhanda
September 17th, 2004, 12:01 PM
Arre manna darre Chorri Kimme naa keh budha budhiyaa.. yu mausmi bhukhar se unkaa utar jaaga ek adhh din mein. ibbe naye naye aaye sein Amreeka mein.. Waise i feel budhyaan ki yaa feeling is analogus to a strong tide but you be strong like the rock on the shore n the tide will die down after crashing to it.. Don worry.. i faced the same crisis n came outa it.. Itne din ho gaye Amreeka mein rehte koi baddi si mithi goli khawa de ghar kyaan ne.. Ho jyaange shaant...Arr fer bi naa maane te kisse ramlo ne ek dinner yaa lunch ki riswat de ke khada karr de unke shaami akk dekh lo yu se thaara hon aala daamad.. HEHHEHEEHe arr keh diye jibb agli be aaoge thamm te byaah bi karr loongi... aape shaant ho jange ....
Well jat ke gharan paida ho ke itna te expect kar lena chahiye thaa akk jib aavenge te kimme naa kimme tufaan bhi aavegaa unke gela.....
Nyways it seems that the situation is pretty much in control till now.. aur je naa bhi ho te kar legi yah confident chorri.....

Chal
All the best with your ramlu

Dev Dhanda

alkesh
September 17th, 2004, 12:02 PM
Angoor khatte hein!!!!

[quote]Sonali Singh (Sep 16, 2004 03:05 p.m.):
You're wasting your time Choudhry. Focus on what is relevant and important to you. You are your own best judge. And that applies to everyone. It doesn't take a whole lot of effort to filter down and focus on what one wants. People here aren't fools.

Apna bhasan apne pass rakh !

Chalo, aab jao ! Had your say. Ab jaao na, yaar. Jao....

rameshlakra
September 17th, 2004, 12:31 PM
Sonali
I must reiterate it here , that u are too good in haryanvi and I read ur post especially for that(I would be lying if I deny the touch of glamour here , this reminds me where is that lovely old B&W photo of yours ) .I was damn impressed with ur narrative skills in hanuman ka bhagat jatram aala chutkala .

Tu nu bata , tu haryanvi mein ek chutkala kee kitaab ku na likhtee . na tey kuch haryanvi litrature ka kaam karee ney ( time kee tey teree dhore koi kamee konya ) .jat’a ka bhala ho jyaga , agriculture kee galya kuch litrature bhee ho jagee ………..bhala ho tera kuch kar, u r the rt person for this .

Last but not the least u have a lot energy , carry on the good work by making people laugh there guts out with ur terrific haryanvi .

rkumar
September 17th, 2004, 02:37 PM
[quote]Sonali Singh (Sep 16, 2004 01:43 p.m.):
Ude dharan laga Hanuman pe de litar-de lita...gali galoch ke saath.

Ek dam tej roshni ke saath Hanuman parkat huve aur Jat ko apne darhsan diye. Bola, bhai Jat tera jissa kastua bhaqt tae munaaue aaj tak na dekh liya. Tu eh mera saccha sae.

:-D

Tae, Mandeep Ji, munnae tae laage sae ki munnae bhi parkat hona padega teri khatir.

:-D :-D :-D
.................

hahahhaa......
Oye jee Sonali ji...kyoon balkan nu galat sikhshaa de re ho...Hanumaan ji vakil hota naa...to jat ko jail bhijwa detaa.....aur jaat jailan se jaatni hokar nikalta....hahahahahah...ke mai jhoot bol riyaa??...ke mai kufr tol riyaa..Oye Sonali ji?

To balkan jara ek baar soch liye littar maran se pehle ki kisi vakil ko to litter ne maar rahee...hahahaha.....

Rajendra

mbamal
September 17th, 2004, 03:22 PM
Sonali Singh (Sep 16, 2004 01:43 p.m.):
Tae, Mandeep Ji, munnae tae laage sae ki munnae bhi parkat hona padega teri khatir.


MakhaTai ;-)...do it at ur own risk!..haam to tera isa aarta taar dyange..tu bhi jama raazi ho jyagee :-D ...


[*Mandeep baits sonali tai into letting her gaurd down..and she gets it in the face..boy!..she never saw it coming*]

b.t.w. i really hope u hook up with some slimy(ok..ok..not so slimy..) old rich boodha...then we wouldnt have to worry abt u makin a livin as a lawyer.. :-D (obviously u suck at arguments ;-))

cooljat
September 17th, 2004, 08:13 PM
tai ram ram,
mindblowing, so much replies.
mein tune ek jordar sa chorra rather hone wala tau batata hoon tu usko pata bahut maal hai uske paas aur abhi tak kunwara bhi hai.
it's nothing but the hottest bachlor hotmale hotmail Sbeer bhatia, bahut maal hai uske paas,
woh hi tere liye bilkool fit rahega tai.
Sabeer ne pata le aur saadi kar le jo hume bhi humara tau mile jaye.
waise saadi mein bulana mut bhoolna.

all the best,
Jit.

waise i'm unable to read all of this thead, taiji.

mbamal
September 17th, 2004, 08:47 PM
:)

sonalisingh
September 17th, 2004, 09:45 PM
Oh Jiji, you are too sweet....

Aur han Jiji, we beautiful women need to pamper our vanity. Apna dhyan toh rakhna he parta hai na !

Succh Jiji, aajkal mein folks ko ghumane ke liye bahot driving karti hoon na, itnee sunburn ho gayee hoon, bas poccho na. Oof! Bahot fair and delicate hona bhi ek sharap hai. :-D

Vaise Jiji, aap mera vishwas nahin karogi, lekin ek din main bathroom ke shishe ke saamne khare ho kar yoon hi masti main boli, "Mirror Mirror on the Wall, who is the fairest of them all ?"

Jiji, aap yakeen nahin karoge! Mein bilkul yeh baat bana nahin rahi hoon. Leelu ki kasam!
Mirror bola, "Sonali, Tis you, my fair lady. Tis you. You are the fairest of them all !".

Succh Jiji. Succh. Mein toh hairaan rahe gayee. Uss din ke baad toh mujhe bhi lagne laga ki mein kucch special hoon.

Jiji, aap bhi try karna yeh. Please. Please. There is something in this. We pretty women are definitely special. ;-)



Mrs Niti (Sep 17, 2004 12:42 a.m.):
Hello..!!

Sonali...!!!.....Hats off to you...!!...

You are damm good ....!!...your rustic haryanvi dialogue and even lucid style of writing in engilsh...!!...Sun..good to see that you have interest on manicures/pedicures....I too like and spend very much on these stuffs..!!..

Love..
Niti

sonalisingh
September 17th, 2004, 09:50 PM
Thanks Dev. Great to hear the encouraging words. I know I'll come what tops. No matter what. Ek toh Jatni. Upar se Sonali. There is no other way.

Good to hear you also pulled yourself out.

Bhoody-bhoodian nae tae mein ghuti payaan laag ri sun. Lekin, saale bahot resistent hai. Khoon toh mera hi hai na.... :-D

Lekin aisa kehte hain ki har nai generation is better than the older one....Dekhtain hain kitne succh hai is kahvat mein.



Dev Dhanda (Sep 17, 2004 01:31 a.m.):
Arre manna darre Chorri Kimme naa keh budha budhiyaa.. yu mausmi bhukhar se unkaa utar jaaga ek adhh din mein. ibbe naye naye aaye sein Amreeka mein.. Waise i feel budhyaan ki yaa feeling is analogus to a strong tide but you be strong like the rock on the shore n the tide will die down after crashing to it.. Don worry.. i faced the same crisis n came outa it.. Itne din ho gaye Amreeka mein rehte koi baddi si mithi goli khawa de ghar kyaan ne.. Ho jyaange shaant...Arr fer bi naa maane te kisse ramlo ne ek dinner yaa lunch ki riswat de ke khada karr de unke shaami akk dekh lo yu se thaara hon aala daamad.. HEHHEHEEHe arr keh diye jibb agli be aaoge thamm te byaah bi karr loongi... aape shaant ho jange ....
Well jat ke gharan paida ho ke itna te expect kar lena chahiye thaa akk jib aavenge te kimme naa kimme tufaan bhi aavegaa unke gela.....
Nyways it seems that the situation is pretty much in control till now.. aur je naa bhi ho te kar legi yah confident chorri.....

Chal
All the best with your ramlu

Dev Dhanda

sonalisingh
September 17th, 2004, 09:59 PM
Thanks Ramesh ji, koshish karti hoon (and that is about all the modesty you can expect from Sonali... :-D).

Photo Nitin ne hata diya tha yaar ! Phir chipka doon kya ? Jatland wale handle kar payenge kya ?

Haryanvi main kitaab toh likh doon...lekin yaar retunrs kya hongi. Audience bahot kam hai ! I gotta be honest, jab tak acche rewards nazar nahin aate tab tak kucch undertake karne ka munn nahin karta. That's just shallow, materialistic me. But that's the way I am. Always looking to see what I'll get out of something...

Vaise, I've only had some time for a while. Have taken a complete break from work for a while, but will return back to work after folks leave. Truth be told, the law profession is one of the most stressful and time demanding profession here. Once I get back into it, there isn't a whole lot of time for anything else.
(To the relief of some members here on Jatland... he he he :-D ). So I'll slowly have to wean myself away from Jatland.

Slapping around Mandu gets too much fun. Its addictive. :-D




Ramesh Lakra (Sep 17, 2004 02:01 a.m.):
Sonali
I must reiterate it here , that u are too good in haryanvi and I read ur post especially for that(I would be lying if I deny the touch of glamour here , this reminds me where is that lovely old B&W photo of yours ) .I was damn impressed with ur narrative skills in hanuman ka bhagat jatram aala chutkala .

Last but not the least u have a lot energy , carry on the good work by making people laugh there guts out with ur terrific haryanvi .

sonalisingh
September 17th, 2004, 10:03 PM
Thanks yaar. We really are a family here.
Ek dusre ke kitni fikar karan sae.

Mein bhi yeh hi khosis kar re hun yaar...


Mandeep Bamal (Sep 17, 2004 05:04 a.m.):
b.t.w. i really hope u hook up with some slimy(ok..ok..not so slimy..) old rich boodha...then we wouldnt have to worry abt u makin a livin as a lawyer.. :-D (obviously u suck at arguments ;-))

sonalisingh
September 17th, 2004, 10:05 PM
Oooh...Mandu...tu toh bahot sensitive nikla re !
:-D
Mandu...Mandu...Mandu...hmmm...there is almost a rythmic feel to it...tumhe nahin lagta ?

Ha ha ha ha :-D


Mandeep Bamal (Sep 17, 2004 10:17 a.m.):
Mr. Budh..one request..pls..refrain from calling ppl names..coz..by doing this u predispose to the possiblity of getting paid back in the same coin..and that wudnt b pretty..

sonalisingh
September 17th, 2004, 10:07 PM
Guys...guys....

This thread has gone on for way too long.
Let us move on now...

mbamal
September 17th, 2004, 10:16 PM
:)

sonalisingh
September 17th, 2004, 10:20 PM
Well they have their best intents at heart...but they think on their own traditional lines. Chalta hai. Meri ghuti paye pacche they'll see the world in a whole different way...
I think I am making some headway....



Mandeep Bamal (Sep 17, 2004 11:46 a.m.):
Isee koi baat nahin Tai..tu to khunta tuda ke bhaaj rahi se..tu to kimme birdaye ja se..main to boodhyan ne ishara karoon tha kee swad lene se to door baith ke leyo..aadey interfere karoge to gelya lipat jaoge..;-)

mbamal
September 17th, 2004, 10:27 PM
Sonali Singh (Sep 17, 2004 11:50 a.m.):

chaal te chhori..is thread ke eeb mar de taala..aur haam nikla sa weekend ke swad len..hmm...25 deg, sunshine..aur beer...thank u god!..

rkumar
September 17th, 2004, 10:29 PM
Hi Sonali,

You wanted to something about Chanakya..this what he has to say on women....enjoy...

SHUKRA - NEETI

THE ATTRACTION OF A WOMAN

STREENAAMDVARNAAMAAPI SAHLAADI VIKAROTYEV MAANASAM ||
KIPUNARDARSHANAM TAASAAM VILAASOLLAASITABHRUVAAM ||
(The mere mention of a woman's name delights a person and his thoughts are filled with lust, then why not by looking at a beautiful woman who makes her eyebrows dance)

RAHAH PRACHAARKUSHALAA MRIDUGADGADABHISHINEE ||
KAM NA NAAREE VASHEEKURYAANNARAM RAKTANTALOCHNAA ||

(Why not a woman, who is clever enough to have her food alone, who talks softly and delightfully, who can taunt affectionately, will capture the heart of any man)

VYAAYACHCHHANTASHCHA BAHAVAH STREESHUNAASHAM GATAA AMEE ||
INDRADANDAKYANAHUSHARAAVANAADDYAA NRIPAAHYATAH ||

(The lust for 'other women' has caused destruction to many men like Indra, Dandakya, Nahusha and Ravana)

PARASTREE-SANGAME KAAMO LOBHO YOJYONAANYADHANESHU CHA || SWAPRAJAADANDANE KRODHO NAIVA DHARYONRIPAIH KADAA ||


(A king should never have lust for 'other women', should never have greed for 'other's wealth', should never give punishment to his subject in anger because 'Lust', 'Greed' and 'Anger' are the causes for downfall)

EXAMINATION OF 'POISONED FOOD'
VISHADOSHABHAYAADANNAM VIMRISHET KAPIKUKKUTAIH ||
HANSAAH SKHALANTI KUJANTI BHRINGAA NRITYANTIMAA YU RAAH ||
VIRAUTI KUKKUTO MADDYET KRAUNCHO VE RECHATE KAPIH ||
HRISHTAROMAA BHAVED BABHRUH SAARIKAA VAMATE TATHA ||
HASHTVAIVAM SAVISHAM CHAANNAM TASMABHDOJYAM PAREEKSHAYET ||

(If there is a fear of the food being poisoned, then it should be examined by the help of a monkey, cock etc. The mere sight of the poisoned food makes a swan (Hansa) to totter, the black bee begins to make a noise, the peacock begins to dance, the cock begins to 'crow', the Heron (KRAUNCH PAKSHI) gets intoxicated, the monkey begins to pass 'filth' and urine, the mongoose (BABHRU) gets excited, the 'starling' (SAARIKA PAKSHI) starts vomiting- These are the ways to examine the poisoned food. The king and his administrators must examine the food, whether it is poisoned or not, before consuming it)



POLICIES ON BEHAVIOUR


NAASIKAAM NA VIKRISHNEEYAANNAAKASMAADVILIKHED BHUVAM ||
NA SANHATAABHYAAM PAANIBHYAAM KANDOOYEDAATMANAH SHIRAH||

(One should not clean his nostrils by inserting fingers in it, should not draw lines on the earth suddenly or should not dig the earth. One should not scratch his head with both the hands)

CHARACTERISTICS OF A TYRANT

AGNIDO GARADASHCHAIVA SHASTRONMATTO DHANAAPAHAH ||
KSHETRADAARAHARASHCHAITAAN SHAD VIDDYAADAATTAAYINAH||

(One who ignites fire and causes destruction, one who gives poison, one who is Eveready to kill intoxicated by the power of his sword, one who plunders others wealth, one who overtakes others farm and woman- should be considered as a TYRANT)

TAKING CARE OF (DUTIES)
NOPEKSHETA STRIYAM BAALAM ROGAM DAASAM PASHUM DHANAM ||
VIDDYAABHYAASAM KSHANAMAPI SATSEVAAM BUDDHIMAANNARAH ||

(One must not be indifferent towards his wife, his son, diseases, servants, domestic animals, wealth, knowledge and studies and doing service to a gentleman for a moment. One must always take care of them)

MAATRUPITRUGURUSWAAMMI BHATRUPUTRASAKHISHVAPI ||
NA VIRUDHYENNAAPAKURYAANMANASAAPI KSHANAM AKCHIT ||



GRASPING EVEN THE ENEMIES GOOD QUALITIES


SHATRORAPI GUNAA GRAAHYAA GUROSTYAAJYAASTU DURGUNAAH ||

(One should accept the good qualities of even the enemies and should salute him but on the other hand even if his teacher has bad qualities, he should reject them)


DOING WORK IN HASTE WITHOUT MUCH CONSIDERATION


KRIYAAPHALAMVIGYAAYA YATATE SAAHASEE CHA SAH ||
DUHKHABHAAGEE BHAVATYEVA KRIYAYAA TATPHALEN VAA ||

(A misadventurist, who tries to do any work in a haste without giving much thought, and without knowing the consequences, gets only sorrow either because of the work itself or because of the consequences of that work)

WORSE THAN A DEAD
STREEBHIJINTO RINEE NITYAM SUDARIDRASHCHA YAACHAKAH ||
GUNAHEENORTHAHEENAH SANA MRITAA ETE SAJEEVAKAAH ||



(A man who is under the influence and control of women, who is a debtor, struck by extreme poverty, a demander without any quality and wealth- such a man is worse than a dead man, though being alive)



SECRECY


AAYURVITTAM GRIHCHCHHIDRAM MANTRAMAITHUNBHESHAJAM ||
DAANAMAANAPAMAANAM CHA NAVAITAANI SUGOPAYET ||

(One should maintain secrecy of his age, wealth, demerits of his home, Hymn (mantra), copulation, medicine, charity, respect and disrespect i.e. he should never tell others of these nine things)



POLICIES OF SAGE SHUKRAACHARYAA


KARMAIVA KAARANAM CHAATRA SUGATIM DURGATIM PRATI ||
KARMAIVA PRAAKTANAMAPI KSHANAM KI KOSTI CHAKRIYAH ||

(Karma is the cause for our SUGATI- happy conditions and DURGATI- miseries in this world. PRAARABDHA- providence, destiny is nothing else but our KARMAS (deeds, good and evil) of PURVAJANAM (our previous birth regeneration). Can any one live for a second without doing a KARMA.)

CASTE DISCRIMINATION


NA JAATYAA BRAAHMNASHCHAATRA KSHATIRYO VAISYA EVA NA ||
NA SHUDRO NA CHA VAI MLECHICHO BHEDITAA GUNAKARMABHIH ||

(In this world, no one is a Brahmin (BRAHMA), KSHATRIYA (a warrior caste), VAISHYA (caste doing trading/business) and SHUDRA (low caste) by birth but on the basis of quality (GUNAA) and deeds and actions (KARMA)


BRAHMANA


GYAANKARMOPAASANAABHIRDDEVATAARAADHANE RATAH ||
SHAANTO DAANTO DAYAALUSHCHA BRAHMANASHCHA GUNA KRITAH ||

(Brahmin (Brahmana) is created by having following qualities like GYAANKANDA (having yearning for the Holy Scriptures), KARMAKANDA (knowledge of performing YAGNA (HOMA) and UPASANA (WORSHIP). He is also engrossed in worship of the deities, is gentle, has controlled his senses and is kind)


KSHATRIYA


LOKASANRAKSHANE DAKSHAH SHOORO DAANTAH PARAAKRAMI ||
DUSHTANIGRAHASHEELO YAH SA VAI KSHATRIYA UCHYATE ||

(One who cleverly protects his subjects, is brave, has control over his senses and whose nature is to punish the wrong doers is called a KSHATRIYA).

VAISYA


KRAYAVIKRAYAKUSHALAAHYE YE NITYAM PANYAJEEVINAH ||
PASHURAKSHAKRISHIKARAASTE VAISHYAAH KEERTITAAHBHUVI ||


(One who is efficient in KRAYA (purchasing) and VIKRAYA (selling) daily earns his livelihood by his business, one who does PASHU PAALANA (animal husbandry and farming are called VAISHYA in this world)

SHUDRA


DWIJASEVAARCHANARATAAH SHOORAAH SHANTAA JITENDRIYAAH ||
SARIKAASHTHATRINAVAHAASTE NEECHAAH SHOODRASANGYAKAAH ||

(Those who are in the service of the DWIJA (BRAHMA, KSHATRIYA AND VAISHYA, brave, gentle have control over their senses, carry plough (HALA), KAASHTHA (WOOD) and TRINA (grass) are called SHUDRA)


MLECCHA


TYAKTASVADHARMAACHARANAA NIRGHRINAAH PARPEEDAKAAH ||
CHANDAASHCHA HINSAKAAH NITYAM MLECHCHHAASTE ||

(Those who abandon their own DHARMA (RELIGION) lack kindness, cause harm to others, possess excessive anger and are violent are called MLECCHA and they lack the power of REASONING (VIVEKA)

EFFECTS OF KARMA AND DESTINY


PRAAKKARMAPHALBHOGAARHAA BUDDHIH SANJAAYATE NRINAAM ||
PAAPAKARMANI PUNYE VAA KARTUM SHAKTO NA CHAANYATHAA ||


(A man is capable or incapable of doing Karmas (good or evil) in his present life according to the Karmas done in his previous birth that is if he has done evil Karmas or good Karmas in his previous birth, then his mind will change accordingly in his present birth and will do good or evil Karmas to face its consequences)

BANDHIRUTPADDYATE TAADDYAG YAADDAKKARMAPHALODAYAH ||
SAHAAYAASTAADDASHAA EVA YAADDASHEE BHAVITAVYATAA ||

(The mind changes as soon as the time comes to face the consequences of the Karmas. As the destiny is, accordingly one gets friends (good or evil)

DAIVE PURUSHAKAARE CHA KHALU SARVAM PRATISTHITAM ||
PURVAJANMAKRITAM KARMEHAAJITAM TAD DVIDHA KRITAM ||


(All the actions of the world are based on BHAGYA- destiny and PURUSHARTHA- labour, actions committed in the previous birth are destiny and actions committed in this life are called PURUSHARTHA. Thus KARMAS have been differentiated in two ways whichever of the two (BHAGYA and PURUSHARTHA) is powerful forces the other to surrender. The strength cannot be identified merely by analyzing the results of the Karma or by any other means)

AVASHYAMBHAAVIBHAAVANAAM PRATEEKAARO NA CHEDDYADI ||
DUSHTAANAAM KSHAPANAM SHREYO YAAVADBUDDHIBALODAYAIH ||


(It would not have been possible to destroy the evils and evil doers if the destiny was unchangeable that is PURUSHARTHA (labour) can change even the BHAGYA (destiny)

MAHATEE SATKRIYAANISHTAPHALAA SYAAT PRATIKOOLAKE ||
BALIRDAANEN SAMBADDHO HARISHCHANDRASTATHAIVA CHA ||

(If the destiny is unfavourable then the most virtuous of actions gives bad results just like the king Bali who was tied up even after being so charitable and Harishchandra had to serve a MLECHA, even after being a Truthful man)

BHAVATEESHTAM SATKRIYAYAANISHTAM TADVIPAREEYATAA ||
SHAASTRATAH SADSAJGYAATVAA TYAKTVAASATSATSAMAACHARET||

(Good actions give good results and evil actions give bad results, so one must accept good actiongive bad results, so one must accept good actions and reject evil actions as described in the scriptures)

sonalisingh
September 17th, 2004, 10:32 PM
Have fun Mandu ! Ghani European beer mat pya kar...tond likad jaagi.

Anyways.

With Mandu's departure, this thread is OFFICIALLY DEAD.

Have fun everyone !!!!!


Mandeep Bamal (Sep 17, 2004 11:57 a.m.):
chaal te chhori..is thread ke eeb mar de taala..aur haam nikla sa weekend ke swad len..hmm...25 deg, sunshine..aur beer...thank u god!..

rksehrawat
September 18th, 2004, 11:23 AM
Sonali nahati hana kiwar band kar liya kar, shishe bola na karte, kisse padosi nai dekh ke comment pass kara hoga.


Sonali Singh (Sep 17, 2004 11:15 a.m.):
Oh Jiji, you are too sweet....

Aur han Jiji, we beautiful women need to pamper our vanity. Apna dhyan toh rakhna he parta hai na !

Succh Jiji, aajkal mein folks ko ghumane ke liye bahot driving karti hoon na, itnee sunburn ho gayee hoon, bas poccho na. Oof! Bahot fair and delicate hona bhi ek sharap hai. :-D

Vaise Jiji, aap mera vishwas nahin karogi, lekin ek din main bathroom ke shishe ke saamne khare ho kar yoon hi masti main boli, "Mirror Mirror on the Wall, who is the fairest of them all ?"

Jiji, aap yakeen nahin karoge! Mein bilkul yeh baat bana nahin rahi hoon. Leelu ki kasam!
Mirror bola, "Sonali, Tis you, my fair lady. Tis you. You are the fairest of them all !".

Succh Jiji. Succh. Mein toh hairaan rahe gayee. Uss din ke baad toh mujhe bhi lagne laga ki mein kucch special hoon.

Jiji, aap bhi try karna yeh. Please. Please. There is something in this. We pretty women are definitely special. ;-)



Mrs Niti (Sep 17, 2004 12:42 a.m.):
Hello..!!

Sonali...!!!.....Hats off to you...!!...

You are damm good ....!!...your rustic haryanvi dialogue and even lucid style of writing in engilsh...!!...Sun..good to see that you have interest on manicures/pedicures....I too like and spend very much on these stuffs..!!..

Love..
Niti

hamendra
September 18th, 2004, 12:51 PM
Respected All Jat Members of this site,
This is my humble request to Sonali jee and all respected members, please register only the topics those can keep our society healthy. We should not have any space of this kind of talk or discussion. I am from typical village, It never happens as she has mentioned.
If a person find this kind of matters on site, who is from different cast , literally they laughed on us. So Please stop it. This is my request for all respective and elder members of this site. Please don't allow this kind of discussion.
Thanks & Regards,
Hamendra

nitiz
September 18th, 2004, 03:55 PM
Sonali..!!

I Love You..!!
Yaar Choraa hoti tu " Aap le leke bhaag jaati...!! ."

Haa yaar...“ A thing of Beauty is joy for ever ”..haa yaar main bhi aapni beauty ka optimum use kiya hain....and got wonderful husband ....Jaha jaata hain log " Slute " marte hain..!!..
Sonali ...yaar aapne dona ka naam baas Helen of Troy, Cleopatra ke near aata hain.. we are known for our soft skin, transparent enough to allow a glimpse of water being gulped down the throat..!!
Haa dear aaz main bhi bathroom main naya sheesha lagaya hain....main bhi try karungi...!!

Chal Jiji fir aapna khayal rakhna sunlight sain baachna use sunglasses vo bhi UV protected wale......yaha India main tu Monsoon season hain...skin ke le havoc hain!!

Love
Niti

sonalisingh
September 18th, 2004, 10:42 PM
:-D Funny !
Aisa ho toh ek baat toh ekdam pakki hai.
Padosi ki eyesight ekdam fit sae. Jama 20/20.
:-D

[quote]r.k. sehrawat (Sep 18, 2004 12:53 a.m.):
Sonali nahati hana kiwar band kar liya kar, shishe bola na karte, kisse padosi nai dekh ke comment pass kara hoga.

sonalisingh
September 18th, 2004, 10:50 PM
Ha ha ha
Jiji...Bilkul Sahi...

Jiji Jaroor batana sheesha ka bola. Aur sheesha
goonga nikle toh sheesha kharab hai. Dealer ke sar par mar aana. Nakli diya hoga. India main bahot nakli maal milta hai. Smart sheeshe ki jungha, dumb sheeshe baicch dete hain.

Lekin mujhe yakin hai, hum dono ki khubsoorti aisi hai ki goonge sheeshe bhi bol uthainge.
Zaroor batana Jiji.

Aur haan Jiji, woh Mithun waali film ka naam nahin bataya abhi tak aap ne.

Bye Jiji


Mrs Niti (Sep 18, 2004 11:22 a.m.):
Sonali..!!

I Love You..!!
Yaar Choraa hoti tu " Aap le leke bhaag jaati...!! ."

Haa yaar...“ A thing of Beauty is joy for ever ”..haa yaar main bhi aapni beauty ka optimum use kiya hain....and got wonderful husband ....Jaha jaata hain log " Slute " marte hain..!!..
Sonali ...yaar aapne dona ka naam baas Helen of Troy, Cleopatra ke near aata hain.. we are known for our soft skin, transparent enough to allow a glimpse of water being gulped down the throat..!!
Haa dear aaz main bhi bathroom main naya sheesha lagaya hain....main bhi try karungi...!!

Chal Jiji fir aapna khayal rakhna sunlight sain baachna use sunglasses vo bhi UV protected wale......yaha India main tu Monsoon season hain...skin ke le havoc hain!!

Love
Niti

jtsagi
September 18th, 2004, 11:00 PM
O beautiful deviyon mhara sadar pranam
bhai ye thread te jamma bollywood ke concept pe chaal rahe se action comedy villain love story sab keeme aa chuka se isme par love story te do chorri ke chal rahee se
Niti ji aap te is chori ne bhi leke bhaj sako ho ghane bayah hoye te thode dina pacche california main choriyan choriyan ke

chori je pisse dab rahee se unhe kadh ke maa baapu ne east coast dikha ke west coast te riptan lag rahee se saste main


[quote]Mrs Niti (Sep 18, 2004 11:22 a.m.):
Sonali..!!

I Love You..!!
Yaar Choraa hoti tu " Aap le leke bhaag jaati...!! ."

Haa yaar...“ A thing of Beauty is joy for ever ”..haa yaar main bhi aapni beauty ka optimum use kiya hain....and got wonderful husband ....Jaha jaata hain log " Slute " marte hain..!!..

jtsagi
September 18th, 2004, 11:19 PM
Oh please! I will let you guys have the lead role. I am happy just having the supporting role.
You dont have to worry at all about me being sensitive. Its really hard to get under my skin. bade bade dhedhan te pala padh chuka se mhara katee kuch na hota ib te ........

[quote]Sonali Singh (Sep 18, 2004 12:43 p.m.):
Feeling left out, Jatin ? Ha ha ha ha :-D
Anyways, don't want to say more here...too many ultra sensitive people.....

jtsagi
September 18th, 2004, 11:25 PM
Arre kime koi positive result nikla ke wo stock market aale analysis ka humne bhi batiye
thode pisse maine bhi laane se na tain mere bhi manicure/pedicure main kharach ho jaange hahahaha

itsnavin
September 20th, 2004, 06:04 PM
Sonali tera eyesight check karn ka tariqaa katti aandy hai...;)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Sonali Singh (Sep 18, 2004 12:12 p.m.):
Funny !
Aisa ho toh ek baat toh ekdam pakki hai.
Padosi ki eyesight ekdam fit sae. Jama 20/20.

[quote]r.k. sehrawat (Sep 18, 2004 12:53 a.m.):
Sonali nahati hana kiwar band kar liya kar, shishe bola na karte, kisse padosi nai dekh ke comment pass kara hoga.

rkumar
September 20th, 2004, 08:03 PM
Bhaiyon yeh kiya hai?

"Karvan nikal gaya, gubbar dekhte rahe...."

arrey bhaiyon peecha chor do ub to es thread kaa....

Rajendra

anilkc
September 20th, 2004, 08:05 PM
I think ppl are trying to break Mallikas record of 281 posts for any single thread :D

tehlanashok2004
September 22nd, 2004, 03:46 PM
anil chaudhary (Sep 20, 2004 09:35 a.m.):
I think ppl are trying to break Mallikas record of 281 posts for any single thread :D

ppl may be in queue to break records of mallika
but now bolloywood heroine in queue to make new records to drop mallika

rkumar
September 24th, 2004, 08:33 PM
bhaiyon..saari ram leela khatm hone ko hai magar aaj tak yeh pata nahi chala ki Seeta aurat thee ya aadmeee...

Sonali daurtee daurtee aur chillate huee aayee thee ki jatland wale usko bacho bacho....lekin aajtak yeh pata nahi chala ki kisi ne usko bachaya hai ya nahi....jara latest news batao ki finally Sonali bach gayee hai ya nahi....LOL..ya abhi bhi beemari gambheer hai...

ya fir Mugl-e-azam ke famous dialogue ki tarah wala haal hai ki;

" Jahan panah to anarkali ko zinda nahi rahne denge aur saleem usko marne nahi dega.."...LOL

Rajendra

gaganrana
September 24th, 2004, 09:46 PM
Guys...

Yes, what's the result?.....what happened to Sonali kee shaadi? Huee yo na huee...? who's that *ucky chap..?

sonalisingh
September 25th, 2004, 07:17 AM
Mission is still underway...final few days....
I'm almost there. Have been successful so far...but required constant re-inforcements...but almost there....

Failure is not an option !

:-)

sonalisingh
September 25th, 2004, 10:22 AM
Kuton ki tae eeb fitrat sae hi, lekin majay ki baat tae ya sae ki sungan aale bhi tae bhaje-bhaje aa jaan sain. Thumte eh na ! :-D


[quote]Vikram Singh (Sep 24, 2004 01:25 a.m.):
Kuttay INTELLIGENT Hon yaa Bawale , Apnee Fitrat nahin chodtay, Jit kitay suthri see jagah dikh jaa , apnee taang uthaa kae shuroo ho jaa saen(Gandaa karan tahin). :-D
Ibb yoo Jaland nae toh Gandaa naa karay. :-D

vicky
September 25th, 2004, 11:49 AM
hey gurumaiya....
mujhe bhi apne sharan main lelo. .. .
i facing the same problem. . . .worst thing is i face it every weekend. . . .
aar in budhan ki baat ka bura mat maniye. . . .bapda mein lombdi alli hori se :p
rgds
avinash

sonalisingh
September 25th, 2004, 11:45 PM
Bahot sari ladayeeyan apne aap hi ladni padti hain...yeh bhi un me sai ek hai...

Live your life on your own terms and at all costs. Apni toh yeh hi philosophy hai...Jahan tak lagoo ho sake lagaoo, baki adapt karte raho halaat ke mutabik.

My sympathies and wishes are with you.


avinash (Sep 25, 2004 01:19 a.m.):
hey gurumaiya....
mujhe bhi apne sharan main lelo. .. .
i facing the same problem. . . .worst thing is i face it every weekend. . . .
aar in budhan ki baat ka bura mat maniye. . . .bapda mein lombdi alli hori se :p
rgds
avinash

sonalisingh
September 27th, 2004, 12:52 AM
MISSION "SONALI BACCHAO" HAS BEEN ACCOMPLISHED !!!!!!

Bhooda-bhoodiya are on the plane over the pacific ! I'm damn sure there is no turning back now.... :-D

Saale...apne aap ko thees mar khan samajte the... :-D I showed 'em !

I love the heck out of them but could they ever leave me alone.... !! :-D

Anyways, folks. This is the end of the road for me. I'll be off into my own world for some time to come. Hope to catch up on goings on here every now and then but don't think I'll be actively contributing (I can hear some sighs of relief... :-D ).

Goodbye all !

alkesh
September 27th, 2004, 10:36 AM
Before it gets morning in India, and some young and old folks jump on this posting, let me jump in and write. I know, you will be here, you are a attention seeker.How many times you had said this???you had gone? No!!! you are still here.

PS: If you write anything personal against me, i will not mind. Jo ladki apne ma - baap ke liye bol sakti hai woh parayon ke liye kyon nahin? sorry Sonali!!!

jtsagi
September 28th, 2004, 05:52 AM
Aapko is mission ke complete hone par lakh lakh badhiya ji! Ghanee jaldee chalte kar diye chorre. Kamaal se. Is bahuduri ke liye hum aapko is 26 january ko bahudar bachon ke saath hathee par baithen ke liye Kalam saab se jaroor sifarish karenge hehehe

Now dont be missing them too much. Make sure to keep entertaining us on here.
Take it easy!


Sonali Singh (Sep 26, 2004 02:22 p.m.):
MISSION "SONALI BACCHAO" HAS BEEN ACCOMPLISHED !!!!!!

Bhooda-bhoodiya are on the plane over the pacific ! I'm damn sure there is no turning back now.... :-D

Saale...apne aap ko thees mar khan samajte the... :-D I showed 'em !

I love the heck out of them but could they ever leave me alone.... !! :-D

Anyways, folks. This is the end of the road for me. I'll be off into my own world for some time to come. Hope to catch up on goings on here every now and then but don't think I'll be actively contributing (I can hear some sighs of relief... :-D ).

Goodbye all !

jtsagi
September 28th, 2004, 06:03 AM
Hmmmmm Kinda confused. According to me, its been the other way around. You are the one who has been writing personal comments against her. She was the bold one to make everyone here laugh with jokes around her family and everyone who has some common sense knows that this post was intended for just humor but nothing else. She got lot of attention because she made people laugh. Nothing wrong with that.
This site is like watching cable TV. If you dont like watching something on the TV, you either change the channel or turn it off. Same way if you dont like reading a post either move on to a different post or just log off. Or else keep Hajmola along with you if you cant digest some humor. Sorry!!!!


Choudhary (Sep 27, 2004 12:08 a.m.):
Before it gets morning in India, and some young and old folks jump on this posting, let me jump in and write. I know, you will be here, you are a attention seeker.How many times you had said this???you had gone? No!!! you are still here.

PS: If you write anything personal against me, i will not mind. Jo ladki apne ma - baap ke liye bol sakti hai woh parayon ke liye kyon nahin? sorry Sonali!!!

alkesh
September 28th, 2004, 10:28 AM
Is this a humor to you? Insulting your parents on the public forum?

BTW, i peaked into this posting to see how far she can go. She doesn't have even guts to face us( bay area jats) and introduce herself. Now don't ask me how many have become member after reading my post here and we all met last month. Anyways...I have nothing personal against her and nothing against you. I will appreciate if you mind your language , atleast for elders.Time to move on! Life is precious and so much to do!

drgaurav
November 27th, 2005, 01:49 AM
dear members & sonali,
ask a psychiatrist,this girl wants secretly to get married.there are no signs of even subtle ambivalence........the big note itself is a mild indicator of her preoccupation with the same and her secret happiness.dost, the fellings of anxiety,expectancy,hesistancy and a subconcious fear of the unknown can create the flutter that u r in.relax.sit back.let your parents do the search and killing...........that is the advantage of being a JAAATTTTTTT.

vinodks
December 5th, 2005, 11:07 AM
WOW, me as a late-comer saw this thread just now and its so hilarious... and disturbing too... where is Sonali now?... did she get "the man"?...:)

-vinod

aryapv
December 7th, 2005, 12:07 AM
dear members & sonali,
ask a psychiatrist,this girl wants secretly to get married.there are no signs of even subtle ambivalence........the big note itself is a mild indicator of her preoccupation with the same and her secret happiness.dost, the fellings of anxiety,expectancy,hesistancy and a subconcious fear of the unknown can create the flutter that u r in.relax.sit back.let your parents do the search and killing...........that is the advantage of being a JAAATTTTTTT.

Thanx for making this thread in light again.. As it was really very funny for us.. although it was a matter to find out escape method for someone and for others to come up with solution and to persons like me and others have fun with all this...
I must wich luck to Ms Sonali and her Old relatives...

stokas
December 30th, 2005, 01:22 AM
Ye Sonali kahaan gayee??

Arre bhai, kam-se-kam vaapas mudkar to jawaab dena chahiye naa??

Shaadi hui yaa nahin, $$$$$$$$$s (and hope lots of them!!) mile ya nahin??

Though, all this should have been in "humuor" section - we still enjoyed all this!!

BTW, confidence is good, but not so boldness (for saying your mother and father as buddha or buddhi and other things!!)!!

Baaki aapki marzi!!

vijay
March 30th, 2006, 12:58 AM
Ye Sonali kahaan gayee??

Arre bhai, kam-se-kam vaapas mudkar to jawaab dena chahiye naa??

Shaadi hui yaa nahin, $$$$$$$$$s (and hope lots of them!!) mile ya nahin??

Though, all this should have been in "humuor" section - we still enjoyed all this!!

BTW, confidence is good, but not so boldness (for saying your mother and father as buddha or buddhi and other things!!)!!

Baaki aapki marzi!!




Sorry, posted in wrong thread.

rakeshsehrawat
May 14th, 2006, 05:37 PM
Sonali ji aapki vichar dhara dekh kar hum dang reh gaye ki jat ki aisi larkiyan bhi hain

baaki shadi karne ke liye khoobsoorti hona hi jaroori nahi hota
Tan ke saath man aacha hona jaroori hai aur jo vichar aapne prakat kiye hain aise vichar sunke to aapse koye kala kaluta bhunda sunda bhi byah kar le yo he ghana sai
jawani hai khoobsoorti hai paisa kamane ke bahut tarike hain kama le

I am really sorry to say that ur parents are the most unlucky person in this world

see2ravi
May 15th, 2006, 01:24 PM
Sonali Madam....
4 Din ki Chaandni phir Andheriiiiiiii Raat ....Budhiiiii to aap b hogi ek din.....usss din koi na poochegaa Shakal b tabhi achi lagti hai jub kisi ke paas akal ho Samjhi.......Zameen pe aa ja nahi to pad jaaagiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ...Well Bachao-2 ki jaroorat aapnee koni usne padegi jis se aapka Byaahhhh Howeeegaaaaa :D :D :D


Arre yaar CV ke kya acchar daalna hai !
Bank statements ki zaroorat hai. Lekin woh
aise nahin maang sakte. Yeh amir logon key
apne chochle hotain hain. Discreetely
deal karna parta unh ke saath.

dndeswal
May 15th, 2006, 02:14 PM
[quote=see2ravi]Sonali Madam....

4 Din ki Chaandni phir Andheriiiiiiii Raat ....

and blah.....blah....blah !!!! /quote]


कहां है वो 'सोनाली मैडम' ?

कहते हैं दुनियां नाम के पीछे भागती है - इस जाटलैंड के लड़के भी इस थ्रैड के नाम 'सोनाली' के पीछे भाग रहे हैं - जैसे गुड़ पर मक्खियां चिपट जाती हैं ! जिस लड़की (सोनाली सिंह) ने यह थ्रैड शुरू की थी, वो तो 29 जलाई 2005 के बाद इस जाटलैंड पर आई ही नहीं, और हमारे जवान छोहरे उस पर लगातार 'कोमेंट' की भरमार कर रहे हैं - तरस खा रहे हैं उस पर !

क्यूं बावळे हो रहे सो ? ईब तै बख्श दो बेचारी सोनाली नै !
.

msingh
May 17th, 2006, 06:17 PM
very right vinod
sonali dont mind but u need to grow up
manisha singh
WOW, me as a late-comer saw this thread just now and its so hilarious... and disturbing too... where is Sonali now?... did she get "the man"?...:)

-vinod

karan
May 18th, 2006, 06:48 AM
[quote=see2ravi]Sonali Madam....

4 Din ki Chaandni phir Andheriiiiiiii Raat ....

and blah.....blah....blah !!!! /quote]


कहां है वो 'सोनाली मैडम' ?

कहते हैं दुनियां नाम के पीछे भागती है - इस जाटलैंड के लड़के भी इस थ्रैड के नाम 'सोनाली' के पीछे भाग रहे हैं - जैसे गुड़ पर मक्खियां चिपट जाती हैं ! जिस लड़की (सोनाली सिंह) ने यह थ्रैड शुरू की थी, वो तो 29 जलाई 2005 के बाद इस जाटलैंड पर आई ही नहीं, और हमारे जवान छोहरे उस पर लगातार 'कोमेंट' की भरमार कर रहे हैं - तरस खा रहे हैं उस पर !

क्यूं बावळे हो रहे सो ? ईब तै बख्श दो बेचारी सोनाली नै !
.

Dayanand...
Finally, some one is here to bring back the sanity. Leave her alone guys. Let her have her fun, you are young only once.

ritu
May 18th, 2006, 07:20 AM
man t aaj tahi yo thread nuye na pada me bhalokhe me thi ek sonali bendre ne bachan ki baat ho rahi se.
sonali bebe ya life circle se whatever u give comes back to u.tu aapne ma baabu ne saala kah se kal ne tere balak bhi koi bhundi si anzeagi me gaal bakenge terte.
na te khubsurti amar se er na ma baap jab khubsurti dhal jagi er ma baap ki kimat lagegi pher mabaap te hoge nahi er tu hogi buddi jab.
even if it was humor 4 her.then i would like to say not funny dear.

see2ravi
May 18th, 2006, 11:57 AM
Dayanand Bhai...
Shayad Ritu ne b aapka bada sa "HINDI" main likha hua column nahi pada :D :D :D :D .....


man t aaj tahi yo thread nuye na pada me bhalokhe me thi ek sonali bendre ne bachan ki baat ho rahi se.
sonali bebe ya life circle se whatever u give comes back to u.tu aapne ma baabu ne saala kah se kal ne tere balak bhi koi bhundi si anzeagi me gaal bakenge terte.
na te khubsurti amar se er na ma baap jab khubsurti dhal jagi er ma baap ki kimat lagegi pher mabaap te hoge nahi er tu hogi buddi jab.
even if it was humor 4 her.then i would like to say not funny dear.

netrapalsingh
May 18th, 2006, 12:56 PM
gaam main ek kahawat hai ak " ati ka syana kagga goo khaya kare"
ar dike laalli tu bhi ghani syani ban ri.......

ar dike laalli tu bhi ghani syani ban ri.......:mad: :mad: :mad:

vijay
May 18th, 2006, 06:48 PM
I don't know why people are still after this thread.

Please leave 'HER' alone.

prashantacmet
May 19th, 2006, 05:09 PM
I don't know why people are still after this thread.

Please leave 'HER' alone.

skarmveer
May 25th, 2006, 12:01 PM
Paisa hamesa kam nahi aata, accha admee hamesha kam aata hi, or yah jawani or khobsoorti bhee kucch din ki bat hai fir koi poochne wala nahi rahega. Is leyea achha imandar hindustani dhondo jo jindgi bhar saath
dega. In pase walo ka koi bharosa nahi hota.

Rahi baat boodhay- boodhiya ki to onhone he tumhai banaya hai isleya onka huk bhee banta hai onke bagair tomhara koi vajood nahi hai,
Karmveer

jojidahiya
May 25th, 2006, 10:06 PM
sonali mere pdros mai ek kala se (here in nairobi). mera khyal se hoga 50-55 ka. usen bhee 5-6 sal phelya ek bhudee gore suthree tai bhya kara tha ar pachle sal gutha de deya. tu kai tbathuin tere bare main usti .
1-2 sal mai tu bhee usnke gutha de deye ar dolt tere a tere.
per es bat ka koi bhrosa nahin ak wo tere bhubsurti 2 sal pachye rahn de ga k nain. kade in do saal mai wo esa kere ke tere dore dolt e dolt rhai sa ar koi dehk tek na.
es leeye dhyan rakheye k pher k karegee. kade pher puchay koi kaala dola , budha suda batao takee mai es dolt ka koi fayda utha paun.

dndeswal
May 25th, 2006, 10:14 PM
sonali mere pdros mai ek kala se (here in nairobi). mera khyal se hoga 50-55 ka. usen bhee 5-6 sal phelya ek bhudee gore suthree tai bhya kara tha ar pachle sal gutha de deya. tu kai tbathuin tere bare main usti .
1-2 sal mai tu bhee usnke gutha de deye ar dolt tere a tere.
per es bat ka koi bhrosa nahin ak wo tere bhubsurti 2 sal pachye rahn de ga k nain. kade in do saal mai wo esa kere ke tere dore dolt e dolt rhai sa ar koi dehk tek na.
es leeye dhyan rakheye k pher k karegee. kade pher puchay koi kaala dola , budha suda batao takee mai es dolt ka koi fayda utha paun.


UFF !! First Karamveer Singh and now Joji Dahiya !

Why you guys are wasting your time and space in this thread? You are both new members and have not gone through this whole thread. Joji is addressing to "Sonali", the girl who started the thread. Sonali has not visited this Jatland site after 29 July 2005.

Bhai, Naujawano, kyoon baawle ho rahe ho ! Ab to Baksh do Sonali ko! She is not going to read all this - now treat this thread as closed.
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