dabas4u
October 1st, 2004, 05:42 PM
This must have happened to all of us at some time or other and holds true
if incase it hasn't already happened to you. Read on.....
LORENZ's LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
ANTHONY'S LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
KOVAC'S CONUNDRUM:
When you dial a wrong number,you never get an engaged tone.
CANNON'S KARMIC LAW:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the next morning you will have a flat tire.
O'BRIEN'S VARIATION LAW:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move *faster
than the one you are in now.
BELL'S THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are * with
someone you don't want to be seen with.
WILLOUGHBY'S LAW:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
BREDA'S RULE:At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the
aisle arrive
last. (happens all the time )
OWEN'S LAW:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to
do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
HOWDEN'S LAW:
You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the *mailbox.
Cheers:)
Sandy
if incase it hasn't already happened to you. Read on.....
LORENZ's LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
ANTHONY'S LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
KOVAC'S CONUNDRUM:
When you dial a wrong number,you never get an engaged tone.
CANNON'S KARMIC LAW:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the next morning you will have a flat tire.
O'BRIEN'S VARIATION LAW:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move *faster
than the one you are in now.
BELL'S THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are * with
someone you don't want to be seen with.
WILLOUGHBY'S LAW:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
BREDA'S RULE:At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the
aisle arrive
last. (happens all the time )
OWEN'S LAW:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to
do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
HOWDEN'S LAW:
You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the *mailbox.
Cheers:)
Sandy