80 the best age to be

[danarambeerda]

Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60 year old.
"You always feel like you have to pee.
And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and
nothing comes out!"
"Ah, that's nothing", said the 70 year old. "When
you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement
anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on
the toilet all day and nothing comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80 year old, "eighty is the
worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60 year
old.
"No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee
like a racehorse on a flat rock, no
problem at all."
"Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?"
"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."
With great exasperation, the 60 year old said, "Let
me get this straight. You pee every
morning at 6:00 and poop every morning at 6:30. So
what's so tough about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until 7:00."

[rksehrawat]

Dana Ramji,

Health problems faced at 80 years is not the question. A person's reaching 80 years of age itself indicative of his good health. When we look at "khandhars", the hidden connotation is past of its "bulandi". Let us hope and pray that the average age of our community touches 80, the prospectus of which due to evils like alcoholism looks bleak.