narender
May 15th, 2003, 05:39 PM
Should women have children after 35
No, 35 children are more than enough!
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No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening..
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Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip
around the Sun..
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Your future depends on your dreams So go to sleep !
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ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY So what ? Who's in a hurry ?
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Work fascinates me I can look at it for hours !
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Do you know of a Sardar who parked his car in front of board which said
FINE FOR PARKING
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A drunk was hauled into court. Mister, the judge began, you've been brought
here for drinking.. Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started?
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Can you do anything that other people can't? Sure, I can read my
handwriting..
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Divorce has become so common that my wife and I are staying married just to
be different..
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When a wife was asked: What book do you like the best? She answers: My
husband's cheque book..
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Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
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My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current
affairs.
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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this
case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
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Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
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Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do You.
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Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
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Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep
it.
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
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No, 35 children are more than enough!
************************************************** ******
No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening..
************************************************** ******
Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip
around the Sun..
************************************************** ******
Your future depends on your dreams So go to sleep !
************************************************** ******
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY So what ? Who's in a hurry ?
************************************************** ******-
Work fascinates me I can look at it for hours !
************************************************** ******-
Do you know of a Sardar who parked his car in front of board which said
FINE FOR PARKING
************************************************** ******-
A drunk was hauled into court. Mister, the judge began, you've been brought
here for drinking.. Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started?
************************************************** ******
Can you do anything that other people can't? Sure, I can read my
handwriting..
************************************************** ******-
Divorce has become so common that my wife and I are staying married just to
be different..
************************************************** ******-
When a wife was asked: What book do you like the best? She answers: My
husband's cheque book..
************************************************** ******
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
************************************************** ******
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
************************************************** ******-
My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current
affairs.
************************************************** *************
Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this
case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
************************************************** ********************
Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
************************************************** ********************
Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
************************************************** ********************
Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do You.
************************************************** ********************-
Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
************************************************** ********************
Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep
it.
************************************************** *************-
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
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