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sameer_rtk
October 15th, 2004, 03:09 PM
Mere Yaaron ye hain aaj ki IT girls ke Types :

HARD-DISK Girls:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Girls:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Girls:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER Girls:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

SERVER Girls:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Girls:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Girls:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Girls:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Girls:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything

suniljakhar
October 15th, 2004, 04:30 PM
Simply Superb !!!

Grt man....

rajeshrathee
October 15th, 2004, 10:46 PM
what abt types of boys

sameer_rtk
October 16th, 2004, 08:20 PM
rajesh, some girl should post on something about type of boys...

poonam
October 18th, 2004, 08:42 PM
This is what i got in an email...LOL !!

MEN ARE LIKE…

10. Men are like.....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
9. Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
8. Men are like.....Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
7. Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
6. Men are like.....Parking spots.
The good ones are taken
5. Men are like.....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
4. Men are like.....Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
3. Men are like.....Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
2. Men are like.....High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
1. Men are like.....Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

chhoraharyanada
October 19th, 2004, 02:01 AM
haha @ "virus girls".

jagmohan
October 19th, 2004, 10:40 AM
HA HA HA ...

I am also reminded of something that I wrote on this site in some other context. Sorry for repetition though.

This is what will happen if the girls and boys described above fall in love!!!

KAHAT KABIR SUNO BHAI SADHO
AISA WAQT BHI AA E GAA
LOVE HOGA COMPUTER PAR
BACHHA FAX SE AA E GAA

Regards,

JS Malik

sameer_rtk
October 23rd, 2004, 12:30 AM
Col Sahab this is what girl says to boy when they meet :

Jiya bekarar hai , aayi bahar hai,
aaja more saajana , warna dusra taiyyar hai.

uday
October 23rd, 2004, 03:31 PM
Ha..Ha..Ha.. achha hai. :-) Col Sahab this is what girl says to boy when they meet :

Jiya bekarar hai , aayi bahar hai,
aaja more saajana , warna dusra taiyyar hai.