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November 5th, 2004, 01:02 AM
10. College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
9. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
8. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody beleives he got the biggest piece ..
7. Conference: The confusion of one person multiplied by the number present...
6. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
5. Office: A place where you can relax after your sternous home life.
4. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
3. Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
2. Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
1. Etc.: A powerful word to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
9. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
8. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody beleives he got the biggest piece ..
7. Conference: The confusion of one person multiplied by the number present...
6. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
5. Office: A place where you can relax after your sternous home life.
4. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
3. Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
2. Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
1. Etc.: A powerful word to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.