suraj_tomer12
November 5th, 2004, 08:14 PM
> A policeman was interrogating 3 SARDARS who were training to become
> > detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows
the
> > first SARDAR a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.
> >
> >
> > "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
> > The first SARDAR answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because
he
> > only has one eye!" The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because
the
> > picture I showed is his side profile."
> >
> >
> > Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the
picture
> > for 5 seconds at the second SARDAR and asks him, "This is your
suspect,
> > how would you recognize him?" The second SARDAR smiles, flips his
hair
> > and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one
ear!"
> >
> >
> > The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?? Of
> > course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture
of
> > his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
> >
> >
> > Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the
third
> > SARDAR and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how
would
> > you recognize him? He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a
> > stupid answer."
> >
> >
> > The SARDAR looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The
> > suspect wears contact lenses."
> >
> >
> > The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't
know
> > himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an
> > interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his
file
> > and I'll get back to you on that."
> >
> >
> > He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file
in
> > his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
> > "Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear
> > contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute
> > observation?"
> >
> > "That's easy," the SARDAR replied. "He can't wear regular glasses
> > because he only has one eye and one ear."
> >
> > bolo ta ra ra ra*...
> > detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows
the
> > first SARDAR a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.
> >
> >
> > "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
> > The first SARDAR answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because
he
> > only has one eye!" The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because
the
> > picture I showed is his side profile."
> >
> >
> > Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the
picture
> > for 5 seconds at the second SARDAR and asks him, "This is your
suspect,
> > how would you recognize him?" The second SARDAR smiles, flips his
hair
> > and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one
ear!"
> >
> >
> > The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?? Of
> > course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture
of
> > his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
> >
> >
> > Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the
third
> > SARDAR and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how
would
> > you recognize him? He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a
> > stupid answer."
> >
> >
> > The SARDAR looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The
> > suspect wears contact lenses."
> >
> >
> > The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't
know
> > himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an
> > interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his
file
> > and I'll get back to you on that."
> >
> >
> > He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file
in
> > his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
> > "Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear
> > contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute
> > observation?"
> >
> > "That's easy," the SARDAR replied. "He can't wear regular glasses
> > because he only has one eye and one ear."
> >
> > bolo ta ra ra ra*...