poonam
November 6th, 2004, 12:55 PM
Heres one to start your week on a positive High!! :) :)
Recently the father of physics made a visit to earth to watch a
movie. He watched a few Indian movies and had his head spinning. He
was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a
huge pile of junk and apologised for everything he had done.
In the movie of Mithun chakravarthy, Newton dada was confused to
such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:
1) Mithunda has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't
be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, Our great
Mithunda is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet
passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he
is cured.
Long Live Mithunda
2) In one of the movies, Mithunda is confronted with 2 gangsters.
Mithunda has a Gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, what he
does....... He holds a knife in his hand and shoots the bullet
towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces an d
kills both the gangsters. Then, Mithunda utters the following
dialogue "Apun ka naam hai HIRA, Apun ne sabko Chiraa".
3) Mithunda is chased by a gangster. Mithunda has a revolver but he
got no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah not even in your
remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon
as the gangster shoots, Mithunda opens the bullet compartment of his
revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet
compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies....
4) The heroine is tied to an electric chair and the remote is in the
hands of the villain about 100 km away. As usual, the villain
confronts the hero saying "Hathiyar phek do warna main yeh remote ka
button dabake tumhari mehbooba ko mar doonga". The usual fight
occurs and just as the hero makes the final blow, the villain dies
but not before he presses than damn button. Now what to do?
Sure enough, there is a horse and the hero jumps on it.
Now there is a race: The current in the cable connected to the
electric chair is moving fast but our hero and his
horse are desperately trying to catch up.... goes on for a few km
and just as the current would hit the chair, the hero jumps from the
horse and picks the girl away from the chain and husssshhhh. She is
saved. The poor electric current only goes to an empty chair.
Climax, taaalian. Hero! Hero!! Hero!!!
This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely
pissed off and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a
Rajnikanth movie for one last time and thought that atleast one
movie will follow his laws of physics. The whole movies goes fine
and newton is happy that all in the world hasnt changed. Oops not so
fast. The climax finally arrives.
Rajni gets to know that the villian is on the the other side of a
very high wall. So high that Rajni can't jump even if he tries like
one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajni
is desperate to kill the villain because its the climax. Newton dada
is smiling since it is virtually impossible).. Rajni suddenly pulls
two guns from his pocket (Probably a backup). He throws one gun in
the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall ,he
shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air with his second gun. Now the first
gun fires off and the villian is dead.
Newton faints!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :D :D
Recently the father of physics made a visit to earth to watch a
movie. He watched a few Indian movies and had his head spinning. He
was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a
huge pile of junk and apologised for everything he had done.
In the movie of Mithun chakravarthy, Newton dada was confused to
such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:
1) Mithunda has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't
be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, Our great
Mithunda is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet
passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he
is cured.
Long Live Mithunda
2) In one of the movies, Mithunda is confronted with 2 gangsters.
Mithunda has a Gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, what he
does....... He holds a knife in his hand and shoots the bullet
towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces an d
kills both the gangsters. Then, Mithunda utters the following
dialogue "Apun ka naam hai HIRA, Apun ne sabko Chiraa".
3) Mithunda is chased by a gangster. Mithunda has a revolver but he
got no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah not even in your
remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon
as the gangster shoots, Mithunda opens the bullet compartment of his
revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet
compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies....
4) The heroine is tied to an electric chair and the remote is in the
hands of the villain about 100 km away. As usual, the villain
confronts the hero saying "Hathiyar phek do warna main yeh remote ka
button dabake tumhari mehbooba ko mar doonga". The usual fight
occurs and just as the hero makes the final blow, the villain dies
but not before he presses than damn button. Now what to do?
Sure enough, there is a horse and the hero jumps on it.
Now there is a race: The current in the cable connected to the
electric chair is moving fast but our hero and his
horse are desperately trying to catch up.... goes on for a few km
and just as the current would hit the chair, the hero jumps from the
horse and picks the girl away from the chain and husssshhhh. She is
saved. The poor electric current only goes to an empty chair.
Climax, taaalian. Hero! Hero!! Hero!!!
This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely
pissed off and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a
Rajnikanth movie for one last time and thought that atleast one
movie will follow his laws of physics. The whole movies goes fine
and newton is happy that all in the world hasnt changed. Oops not so
fast. The climax finally arrives.
Rajni gets to know that the villian is on the the other side of a
very high wall. So high that Rajni can't jump even if he tries like
one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajni
is desperate to kill the villain because its the climax. Newton dada
is smiling since it is virtually impossible).. Rajni suddenly pulls
two guns from his pocket (Probably a backup). He throws one gun in
the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall ,he
shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air with his second gun. Now the first
gun fires off and the villian is dead.
Newton faints!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :D :D