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suraj_tomer12
November 9th, 2004, 06:18 PM
There were 4 sardars in Mumbai. They decided to start a business.

They had a lot of discussions on the type of business and finally decided to start a hotel.
They selected the best of locations and cooks and built the hotel.
The hotel was inaugrated and was awaiting its first customer.
The sardars waited and waited but nobody turned up.
The story was the same the next day. A week passed but noboby turned up.
Why ? B'cos there was a sign at the entrance "Visitors not allowed."


After the failure of their hotel they decided to start an auto garage.
They bought the best of car servicing equipments and soon started the garage.
The 4 sardars waited that day for the first car to arrive but no car entered their garage.
They waited for one day, 2 days, a week but no car came to their garage.
Why ? B'cos their garage was on the first floor.


After this failure they decided to fall back on the good old taxi driving.
They bought a new Premier Padmini running on CNG and began to look for passengers.
They drew past Churchgate but nobody hailed their taxi.
They went to Nariman point yet nobody hailed their taxi.
They drove to Chatrapati Shivaji Terminus, even there nobody hailed their taxi.
In desperation they kept on driving all around Mumbai but alas no one hailed their taxi.
Why ? B'cos all the four sardars were sitting in the taxi.


All the 4 sardars were very disgusted with their naseeb and decided to push their taxi into the sea at Marine Lines.
They started pushing their taxi. They pushed the whole day and were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch.
They decided to rest for the night and start the next day. The next day the story repeated itself.
The taxi just wouldnt move. They pushed for a whole week but the taxi wouldnt budge.
Why ? B'cos two sardarjis were pushing from front and two from behind.

poonam
November 9th, 2004, 08:29 PM
In a blackout, a Sard was stuck on an escalator for two hours. I asked him "Why don't you walk down?" He said, "because I was going up!"......LOL... :D :D :confused: :confused:

ravichaudhary
November 9th, 2004, 09:10 PM
These Sardarji jokes are in bad taste, and not appreciated in the least by our brothers and sisters who follow the Sikh faith.

Most Sikhs are Jat Sikhs, so these jokes are basically racist and anti Jat.

I am not trying to spoil your fun, but this is a public forum, and as such is open to view by all and sundry

Posters may wish to keep that in mind


Best regards

Ravi Chaudhary

poonam
November 9th, 2004, 11:29 PM
Ravi ji, i didn't mean to hurt anyone here. I too have many sikh friends and they themselves enjoy these jokes. Anyhow, i'm really sorry if i hurt someone's feelings. So now onwards no more sardar ji jokes from my side at least, i can vouch for myself. Once again sorry if someone is hurt.. :(

Hey this is on lighter side...agar ijaazat ho to..waise anti jat to nahi hai..mhara *tau* te kade chho mai na ataa ...bechara kitne jokes ka target re sae..tau per hans sakte hai to sardar ji per kyon nahi ...tau ke jat konya?

but no more such jokes.

These Sardarji jokes are in bad taste, and not appreciated in the least by our brothers and sisters who follow the Sikh faith.

Most Sikhs are Jat Sikhs, so these jokes are basically racist and anti Jat.

I am not trying to spoil your fun, but this is a public forum, and as such is open to view by all and sundry

Posters may wish to keep that in mind


Best regards

Ravi Chaudhary

uday
November 10th, 2004, 12:11 AM
Wah .. Wah.. Wah.. Wah...


Tau \ Tai per joke likh sakte ho kyonki hum hindu Jat hain.

Tau \ Tai per agar joke likha to unki to izzat nahi aur yeh surd's sir aankhey per.

Dr. sansanwal! surd's per agey te galtee tai bhi chutkala mat likh diye... yeh bura maan gaye to :-).. Ha.. Ha.. Ha....Gr8.............

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :eek:

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Hey this is on lighter side...agar ijaazat ho to..waise anti jat to nahi hai..mhara *tau* te kade chho mai na ataa ...bechara kitne jokes ka target re sae..tau per hans sakte hai to sardar ji per kyon nahi ...tau ke jat konya?

but no more such jokes.

jagmohan
November 10th, 2004, 09:35 AM
The best Sardar jokes I have heard from my JAT SIKH friends. I don't agree they feel bad. The community which can laugh on itself is indeed great and no one knows it better than JATS: HINDU & SIKHS.

TAU bura na manya karta, lath mar diya kare ar vo bhi kad main. After all TAU to baap ka bada bhai hai....

ramksehrawat
November 10th, 2004, 10:03 AM
Saying that "no jokes on sardars" is itself a joke.

mbamal
December 5th, 2004, 08:46 PM
These Sardarji jokes are in bad taste, and not appreciated in the least by our brothers and sisters who follow the Sikh faith.

Most Sikhs are Jat Sikhs, so these jokes are basically racist and anti Jat.

I am not trying to spoil your fun, but this is a public forum, and as such is open to view by all and sundry

Posters may wish to keep that in mind


Best regards

Ravi Chaudhary

I totally agree with Ravi..pls refrain from ridiculing any community..