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dineshmalik
December 13th, 2004, 03:56 PM
One day a very big incident happened at the Ludhiana railway Station. 99 Sardars were killed by the Shatabdi Express. Luckily one sardar managed to escape live in one piece.
The press reporter went to him & asked its great Sradarji. Mubarka. How you managed to escape.

the sradar replied, "Ki dassan? 99 sardar Platform No. 1 pe Shatabdi express ka Intezaar kar rey si ge. Maine suicide karnee si gi. Is waste main Railway Line pe khada se ga. Itne mein announcement hoyee ki Shatabdi platform no. 1 pe aa rahi hai gi. Logan to jaan bachaan waste Line pe kud gaye te main platform pe chad gaya - suicide karne waste. Par shatabdi to railway line pe aa gayee. 99 sardar maare gaye te main bach gayaa

:mad: :mad:

dineshmalik
December 17th, 2004, 10:59 AM
a for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chota apple.
D for dusra apple
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for ho gaya na pet kharab khake itne apple

:o :o