Hanuman Jat Tha

[kahlawat]

Ek jat doosre jat sey,
"Arre tanney bera ke Hanuman bhi jat tha?"

Doosra bolya, " Tanne kyunkar bera patya?"

Pehley alla bolya,
"Lugai to ram ki kho gayi thi aur aag Hanuman ne apni poonch mein lagwa li! Jat ke bagair aur koi issa kam kar sakk hai?"

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Mandir mein ek aadmi, Ram ki moorti ke aage jor jor se ron laag rya tha. Saath khade Tau ne poochya, "Re bhai ke baat se, kyon itta rove se?"
Voh aadmi bolya "Meri lugai ghar chhod ke bhaaj gayi."

Tau bolya, "To bawli booch iske aage ke tesu bahan lag rya. Iski to khud kho gii thi, Hanuman ke pass ja, wohe toh ke laya tha!"

[guliya]

This first started with discussion between sardars and muslims. Sardar said Hanuman was a sardar. Because its a sikh name like gurdasmann, harbajan mann and hanumann.

Muslims said no he was a muslim,,cos he has muslim name like sluleman, rehman and hanuman.

But jat interfered and said he was a Jat as Lugai kisiki, Tha ke le gaya koi aur, and pooch mei aag usney apney lagwa li!!!!!!

[misguidedyouth]

well i'd like to say that according to hindu mythology 'ashavthama' and 'hanuman' r immortal.... so insteed of 'hanuman jat tha' it should be 'hanuman jat hai'.......


well i have a question???

i never heard any muslim cracking joke about allah,
i never heard any sikh cracking joke about wahe guru,
i never c any christan joking about jesus.

but i observed many jokes have been posted about Ram, Hanuman, Shiv-Parvati etc.


there are lots of topic to joke around.... cant we spare our gods???

[dineshmalik]

Bhai Dhillon I fully agree with you.

well i'd like to say that according to hindu mythology 'ashavthama' and 'hanuman' r immortal.... so insteed of 'hanuman jat tha' it should be 'hanuman jat hai'.......


well i have a question???

i never heard any muslim cracking joke about allah,
i never heard any sikh cracking joke about wahe guru,
i never c any christan joking about jesus.

but i observed many jokes have been posted about Ram, Hanuman, Shiv-Parvati etc.


there are lots of topic to joke around.... cant we spare our gods???

[rohittewatia]

Unlike others we have millions of devtas and that too were clever, trying everything to save their gaddis... :)

[amitsangwan]

Hindus don’t have Millions of Gods. No such information is available from Vedas and Upanishads. There is No Base to this information in Hindu Religion.
Only those Hindus who don’t Respect Parents can choose God to do jokes. In Hindu Religion God (The Supreme Power) called Our Parent Who give Birth to Humans.
Please don’t become so inhuman. It’s a Kind Request to Hindus.
Thanks

[kulwant]

To me it appears that all these Gods and Religions are creation of Human beings and God has no role to play in doing such biased things like making religions.
Either there are many Gods or there is only one God.
It really looks stupid and rediculous when people from different religions haughtily praises about the superiority of their Gods.
As far as Hinduism is concerned, it is not a religion rather it teaches us the way of life. The pure form of Hinduism teaches us how to live a better life and not to indulge in petty and trivial matters like fighting for religion.

I think KULDEEP AHLAWAT has not committed a crime by making a joke our Hanuman.
If any body feels that KULDEEP has committed a crime, then I think that people who crack jokes on SIKHS/MUSLIMS/CHRISTIANS etc, then they are also committing a crime(and also people who enjoy such jokes). Because God is present in every body of us.

I am really proud of taking birth in such a race which is very secular that it doesnt even spare so called Gods when it comes to cracking jokes.
Any body is free to discuss this matter with me personally also.

Kulwant
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