arientinu
December 15th, 2004, 12:07 PM
Tour of Dili(Dehli)
Ek din, mein dilli pahuncha, Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta
pooncha, Coolie ne kaha bahar jaake poocho. Maine khud hi rasta doondh liya,
Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha, "bhai saab Aagre ka kitna loge?" Jawab
mila, "bechna nahi hai.." Taxi chord, maine bus pakard li, conductor se
poocha, "ji.. kya mein cigarette pi sakta hoon?" Wo ghurra kar bola, "hargiz
nahi, yahan cigarette pina mana hai" Maine kaha, "par wo janab to pi rahe
hai!" Phir se ghurrrraya, "usne mujhse poocha nahi hai" Aagre pahucha, hotel
gaya. Manager se kaha, "mujhe room chahiye, satvee manzil pe" Manager ne
kaha, "rahne ke liye ya koodne ke liye?" Room pahucha, waiter se kaha, "ek
paani ka gilas milega." Usne jawab diya, "nahi sahab, yaha to saare kanch ke
milte hai." Hotel se nikla dost ke ghar jaane ke liye, Raste me ek sahab se
poocha, "janab, ye sadak kaha ko jaati hai?" Janab hans kar bole, "peechle
bees saal se dekh rahan hoon, yahi pardi hai...."
Dost ke ghar pahucha, to mujhe dekhte hi chonk parda Usne poocha, "dilli
kaise aana hua?" Ab tak to mujhe bhi aadat pard gayi thi, to maine bhi jawab
diya,"Train se.." Meri aao bhagat karne ke liye dost ne apni biwi se
kaha,"areeee sunti ho... mera dost pehli baar ghar aaya hai, use kuch taja
taja khilao.." Sunte hi bhabhiji ne ghar ki sari khirdkiya aur darwaje khol
diye. Kaha, "taji hawa kha lijiye." Dost ne phir se bardi pyar se biwi se
kaha, "areeee sunti ho...inhe jara apna chalis saal purana achaar to
dikhana." Bhabiji ek batli me rakha aachar le aayi, Maine bhi apnapan
dikhate hue bhabiji se kaha, "bhabhiji, achaar sirf dikhayengi, chakhayengi
nahi....?" Bhabiji ne taak jawab diya, "yuhi agar sab ko chakhati to achaar
chalis saal purana kaise hota..?" Thodi der baad dekha, bhabiji apne pote ko
soola rahi thi, Saath me lori bhi ga rahi thi, "diploma so ja, diploma so
ja." Lori sun mein hairan hua aur dost se poocha, "yaar ye diploma kya hai?"
Dost ne jawab diya, "mere pote ka naam, Beti bambai gayi thi, diploma lene
ke liye aur saath mein ise le aayi, isiliye hamne iska naam diploma rakh
diya." Phir maine poocha, "aaj kal tumhari beti kya kar rahi hai?" Dost ne
jawab diya, "bambai gayi hai, degree lene ke liye...." :p
Ek din, mein dilli pahuncha, Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta
pooncha, Coolie ne kaha bahar jaake poocho. Maine khud hi rasta doondh liya,
Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha, "bhai saab Aagre ka kitna loge?" Jawab
mila, "bechna nahi hai.." Taxi chord, maine bus pakard li, conductor se
poocha, "ji.. kya mein cigarette pi sakta hoon?" Wo ghurra kar bola, "hargiz
nahi, yahan cigarette pina mana hai" Maine kaha, "par wo janab to pi rahe
hai!" Phir se ghurrrraya, "usne mujhse poocha nahi hai" Aagre pahucha, hotel
gaya. Manager se kaha, "mujhe room chahiye, satvee manzil pe" Manager ne
kaha, "rahne ke liye ya koodne ke liye?" Room pahucha, waiter se kaha, "ek
paani ka gilas milega." Usne jawab diya, "nahi sahab, yaha to saare kanch ke
milte hai." Hotel se nikla dost ke ghar jaane ke liye, Raste me ek sahab se
poocha, "janab, ye sadak kaha ko jaati hai?" Janab hans kar bole, "peechle
bees saal se dekh rahan hoon, yahi pardi hai...."
Dost ke ghar pahucha, to mujhe dekhte hi chonk parda Usne poocha, "dilli
kaise aana hua?" Ab tak to mujhe bhi aadat pard gayi thi, to maine bhi jawab
diya,"Train se.." Meri aao bhagat karne ke liye dost ne apni biwi se
kaha,"areeee sunti ho... mera dost pehli baar ghar aaya hai, use kuch taja
taja khilao.." Sunte hi bhabhiji ne ghar ki sari khirdkiya aur darwaje khol
diye. Kaha, "taji hawa kha lijiye." Dost ne phir se bardi pyar se biwi se
kaha, "areeee sunti ho...inhe jara apna chalis saal purana achaar to
dikhana." Bhabiji ek batli me rakha aachar le aayi, Maine bhi apnapan
dikhate hue bhabiji se kaha, "bhabhiji, achaar sirf dikhayengi, chakhayengi
nahi....?" Bhabiji ne taak jawab diya, "yuhi agar sab ko chakhati to achaar
chalis saal purana kaise hota..?" Thodi der baad dekha, bhabiji apne pote ko
soola rahi thi, Saath me lori bhi ga rahi thi, "diploma so ja, diploma so
ja." Lori sun mein hairan hua aur dost se poocha, "yaar ye diploma kya hai?"
Dost ne jawab diya, "mere pote ka naam, Beti bambai gayi thi, diploma lene
ke liye aur saath mein ise le aayi, isiliye hamne iska naam diploma rakh
diya." Phir maine poocha, "aaj kal tumhari beti kya kar rahi hai?" Dost ne
jawab diya, "bambai gayi hai, degree lene ke liye...." :p