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malikmca
December 16th, 2004, 05:07 PM
Scenario 1
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> Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they
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> start arguing about who's right.
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> You are in Kolkatta.
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> Scenario 2
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> Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
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> That's Mumbai.
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> Scenario 3
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> Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace.
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> The first two get together & beat him up.
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> That's Delhi.
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> Scenario 4
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> Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
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> A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai stall.
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> That's Ahmedabad.
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> Scenario 5
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> Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes
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> he writes a software program to stop the fight but the fight doesn't stop
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> because of a bug in the program.
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> That's Bangalore !!!!
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> Scenario 6
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> Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
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> A guy comes along and quietly says that "ANNA" doesn't like all this
> nonsense --- Peace comes in.
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> That's Chennai.
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> Scenario 7
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> Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends
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> on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
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> You are in Chandigarh.
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> Scenario 8
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> Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. Someone calls police.
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> Police comes and starts lathi charging all the people crowded there.
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> Someone throws stones to police. Police throws it back. Some people are
> arrested.
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> Damages to the shops nearby. Next day, harthal and holiday declared by
> government.
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> You are in Hyderabad...Andhra Pradesh

navingulia
December 16th, 2004, 06:10 PM
2 guys r figghting nd it looks like wrestling, u r in haryana

uday
December 16th, 2004, 06:56 PM
Ha.. Ha.. Ha.. Bhai Navin teekh keh rahe ho...
ar Bhai jab do padhey likhey Jat computer pe ladan laag ja to it means u r on JATLAND.COM :) ;) :rolleyes:

Stay Tuned

junnu
December 17th, 2004, 01:46 AM
Hey Sandeep,
Whoever wrote this...has very good observation...Ha ha ha!

Junnu :D

malikmca
December 17th, 2004, 08:27 AM
Hi....

There is one more observation which is added by one Pune guy.....

Scenario 8
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Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.
After a while one uncle-aunti come roaring and say to those fighting guys

"Hey you suys Don't fight here Go to next door and then fight as much as u want We R getting Disturbed"



You are in Pune

dineshmalik
December 17th, 2004, 09:08 AM
HA ha ha ha

Good psychic . the guy aho have wrote this message must be a good at making observation.

kulwant
December 17th, 2004, 06:02 PM
It was really good.........is there any place where some one makes an effort to start the fight between two guys :)

uday
December 17th, 2004, 11:32 PM
Bhai Kulwant,

In lighter mode.... Charity can begin from your side .. ;) :p :) :p :p

It was really good.........is there any place where some one makes an effort to start the fight between two guys :)

amar0974
December 31st, 2004, 03:55 PM
Very Good.

devdahiya
January 1st, 2005, 10:57 PM
TWO GUYS ARE FIGHTING,MANY PEOPLE GATHER THERE AND INSTIGATE SAYING,"hein shabbashe, issa mokka pher nahin milega,maar sale ke jabdde pe."...............you are in ROHTAK.This is called " SHITTKAREE"




DEV

gajeshd
January 6th, 2005, 06:44 PM
Oh Ho Sandeep Bhai Chala kaat diya. Kamal ki observation hai. I was missing Rohtak and Dev completed adequately. Bhai bahut acche.

sanjaykharb
January 7th, 2005, 01:30 PM
Two guys are verbally accusing/swearing each other but no real blows are exchanged.
Third guy watches them for long time. Wait for the real blows exchange fight (which never happens between the two) and beats both for wasting his precious time in “only talk-fight”.

Third person is my cousin brother and you are in Dharamkheri Village.

dhruvdahiya
July 27th, 2005, 11:33 PM
What a joke.....also a fact.

jeetahlawat
July 28th, 2005, 08:35 AM
(Ha.. Ha.. Ha.. Bhai Navin teekh keh rahe ho...
ar Bhai jab do padhey likhey Jat computer pe ladan laag ja to it means u r on JATLAND.COM

Stay Tuned
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