malikmca
December 21st, 2004, 01:18 PM
This guy goes to a grocery store and asks the clerk behind the counter
> for two cans of dog food.
>
> "Do you have a dog?" asked the clerk.
>
> "Yes I do!" replied the puzzled customer.
>
> "I'm sorry sir" said the clerk "but you're going to have prove to me
> that you have a dog before I can sell you dog food."
>
> Back home went the frustrated customer to get his dog and pulled it on
> its leash all the way back to the store.
>
> "Here's my dog!" weezed the tired customer.
>
> "Thank you sir, here is your two cans of dog food."
>
> Two days later the guy returns to the same store and goes up to the same
> clerk and says:
>
> "Two cans of cat food please."
>
> "Do you have a cat sir?"
>
> "Of course I do!" said the exasperated customer.
>
> "I'm sorry sir but I have to see your cat before I can sell you cat
> food."
>
> The guy storms out of the store, goes home, grabs his cat, drags it back
> to the store and holds up the cat by it's tail for the clerk to see.
>
> "Thank you sir here is your two cans of cat food."
>
> The very next day. The guy returns to the store, approches the clerk and
> places on the counter a white shoebox with a small hole on the cover.
>
> "Yes sir", asked the clerk, "what can I do for you?"
>
> "Put your finger in the hole" ordered the customer.
>
> "I beg your pardon?" said the clerk. "Do as I say!" ordered the guy.
>
> Cautiously the clerk slid his finger all the way in the hole.
>
> "Pull it out and tell me what it looks like!" said the guy
>
> "It looks like ****!" said the disgusted clerk; to which the customer
> replied "THAT'S RIGHT!!, Now give me two rolls of toilet paper!"
> for two cans of dog food.
>
> "Do you have a dog?" asked the clerk.
>
> "Yes I do!" replied the puzzled customer.
>
> "I'm sorry sir" said the clerk "but you're going to have prove to me
> that you have a dog before I can sell you dog food."
>
> Back home went the frustrated customer to get his dog and pulled it on
> its leash all the way back to the store.
>
> "Here's my dog!" weezed the tired customer.
>
> "Thank you sir, here is your two cans of dog food."
>
> Two days later the guy returns to the same store and goes up to the same
> clerk and says:
>
> "Two cans of cat food please."
>
> "Do you have a cat sir?"
>
> "Of course I do!" said the exasperated customer.
>
> "I'm sorry sir but I have to see your cat before I can sell you cat
> food."
>
> The guy storms out of the store, goes home, grabs his cat, drags it back
> to the store and holds up the cat by it's tail for the clerk to see.
>
> "Thank you sir here is your two cans of cat food."
>
> The very next day. The guy returns to the store, approches the clerk and
> places on the counter a white shoebox with a small hole on the cover.
>
> "Yes sir", asked the clerk, "what can I do for you?"
>
> "Put your finger in the hole" ordered the customer.
>
> "I beg your pardon?" said the clerk. "Do as I say!" ordered the guy.
>
> Cautiously the clerk slid his finger all the way in the hole.
>
> "Pull it out and tell me what it looks like!" said the guy
>
> "It looks like ****!" said the disgusted clerk; to which the customer
> replied "THAT'S RIGHT!!, Now give me two rolls of toilet paper!"