navingulia
December 21st, 2004, 06:11 PM
Subject: Why newton commited sucide ? ? ?
Here is the reason.
Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil
movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic
and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for
everything he had done.In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was
confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few
sences
1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to
the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the
fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's
surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor
along with it and he is cured!
Long Live Rajanikanth!
2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3
gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one
bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does?
He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet
towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces,
which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster &
the knife kills the middle one.
3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver
but no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah? Not even in your
remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as
the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his
revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet
compartment and fires his gun.
Bang...the gangster dies...
This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and
decided to go back. But he happened to see another
movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would
follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is
happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!
The 'climax' finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the
villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that
Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman
techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to
desperately kill the villain because it's the climax.
(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)
Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets.
He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the
height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger
of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the
villain is dead.
Newton Commits Suicide!!!!!!!!!!
Have Fun !!!!!
Here is the reason.
Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil
movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic
and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for
everything he had done.In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was
confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few
sences
1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to
the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the
fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's
surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor
along with it and he is cured!
Long Live Rajanikanth!
2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3
gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one
bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does?
He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet
towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces,
which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster &
the knife kills the middle one.
3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver
but no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah? Not even in your
remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as
the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his
revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet
compartment and fires his gun.
Bang...the gangster dies...
This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and
decided to go back. But he happened to see another
movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would
follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is
happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!
The 'climax' finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the
villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that
Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman
techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to
desperately kill the villain because it's the climax.
(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)
Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets.
He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the
height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger
of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the
villain is dead.
Newton Commits Suicide!!!!!!!!!!
Have Fun !!!!!