Advance Medicine

[raj2rif]

A British Doctor says,

"medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a Kidney out of one man, put it in another man, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German Doctor says,

"That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another man, and have him looking for work in Four Weeks"

A Russian Doctor Says,

"In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another man, and have both of them looking for work in two weeks"

The American Doctor, not to be out done, says:

"You guys are way behind, we just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in White House, and almost immediately millions begane to looking for work."

[kulwant]

Sir, since you have mentioned the word TEXAS in your joke, so i would like to know why in the Indian Army we JATS are called TEXANS :) .


A British Doctor says,

"medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a Kidney out of one man, put it in another man, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German Doctor says,

"That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another man, and have him looking for work in Four Weeks"

A Russian Doctor Says,

"In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another man, and have both of them looking for work in two weeks"

The American Doctor, not to be out done, says:

"You guys are way behind, we just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in White House, and almost immediately millions begane to looking for work."

[raj2rif]

Dear Major Kulwant,

To be honest, I really don't know. However, I can give you some similarities that may exists among our community to the traditional people of Texas. In the movies we have seen cowboys, they are identified from Texas, probably that is the main profession there. If you see our own community most of us come from farming back ground. Second reason is that in movies, you must have seen the cowboys taking more risks and more often than not acting on impulses. We do have this kind of trait available in our community. May be this could be the reason.

The Joke itself was on President Bush though.

[rkumar]

here is a link on texas talk..might be one gets a clue from this..

http://www.rice.edu/armadillo/Texas/talk.html

Rajendra