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malikmca
December 23rd, 2004, 01:16 PM
*Application Form for "Lok Sabha Election" *

(ApplicationForm to Be Filled For Contesting Lok Sabha Election)

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1. Name of Candidate: _______________________


2. Present Address:

(I.)Name of Jail: _______________________

(ii.)Cell Number: _______________________


3. Political Party: _______________________ *List ONLY the Last Five parties in Chronological (Order)


4. Sex: [ ]

A- Male

B- Female

C- Mayawati

D- Uma Bharathi


5. Nationality: [ ]

A- Italian

B- Indian


6. Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)

A- Defected

B- Expelled

C- Bought out

D- None of above

E- All of above


7.Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)

A- To make money

B- To escape court trial

C- To grossly misuse power

D- To serve the public

E- I have no clue

(Ifyou choose "D, attach Certificate of Sanity from a Recognized

Government Psychiatrist)


8. How many years of public service experience do you possess?

A- 1-2 yrs

B- 2-6yrs

C- 6-15yrs

D- 15+yrs


9. Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as many Additional Sheets as you want)


10. How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ]

(Donot confuse with question 8)

A- 1-2 years

B- 2-6 years

C- 6-15 years

D- 15+years


11.Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ]

A- Why not

B- Of Course

C- Definitely

D- I deny it all

E- I see a foreign hand.


12.What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ]

A- 100-500 Crores

B- 500-1000 Crores

C- Overflow...

(Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc to Rupees)


13.Do you have any developmental plans for India in mind?

[]

A- No

B- No

C- No

D- No


14. Describe your achievements in space provided:

[_________]


Issued in public interest by

Election Commission of India, India. :D

navingulia
December 23rd, 2004, 07:19 PM
ha ha ha
Bhaai achievement ke liye bahut jyada jagah de rakhi hai

dineshmalik
December 27th, 2004, 02:58 PM
Ho ha ha ha

Mazaa aa gaya malik bhai

mhare leaderan ke upar kati fit baithee hai.

Aaoo chalo ek campaign chalayeen, is form ko lagoo karaney ke liye!!!!!!!!!

:D :D