Tau Chlya Baraat Mein

[devdahiya]

ek bae Rohtak allyan ki baraat Dilli chali gai.baraat jeeman chali gai,jimawaniya tolle le ke jimawen thhe.tau dhore jo bi awe ar bujhe ....LADOO-2-2,tau keh de ghal de bhai,thhdi haan mein ek aaya ..,JAL JEE-2-2.TAU bolya bhai yo bhi ghal de,jimawaniyan nei ghal diya,jab baraat ulti chupad mein chali gai te sab lagge kahan ak bhai LADOO bohot badhiya thhe ,koe keh jalebi chale paad thi,TAU bolya bhai baki sab kym thik tha par sala JAL JEE alla te KORA PAANI PYAGYA.

[amar0974]

Hahaha................Tau na LANGUAGE Problem maar gey.

[uday]

Good..Good...

ek original kissa batata hoon.

University campus ke community center ki baat... ek ke byah tha...
or ek janaab ( lecturer ) khaan main thodi khotee neet ka tha.....
ar kisi ka byah ho sarah main pehla pahoonchta....
ar sabse suru main lagta or akheer tak meter kheenchey jaya karta... koi bhi dish bena khaye nahi jaan diya karta....

baraat delhi te aani thee.... ladki walon ne khaney main Kathaal ( jack fruit ) ka achaar bhi rakhya tha..

Barat jeeman te pehla hi yo janaab maand gya...merey batey ne puree thadee plate thook li.. hamney bujhi aapne bera he kyaanki sabzee le rahe ho.... nu bolya .... datja boley na... ghanee bhoond ban rahi hai... khaoon to charcharee laga se.. or bagoonga to nu kehngey, "sabzi kharab kar raha se...khaway kum or khindawey ghanee"...eb ya sapdanee to padegi :p

Jab sare kha le.. humney bhi jabbey batai.. ek yo to achaar tha.... jis ne aap subzi samajh ke puri plate thadee thook ke kha gaye...
(nu bolya humbey bhakavo so... jab halwai ne haan bhari jab ja ke manya..) fer nu bolya balko yaa baat aur kisey agaey bataio na..

Us din pachhey bhai sadak pe bhi milta to aankh meech ka kat lenta.
to bhai jab "kathaal" ke achhar ke plate khai ja sakey hai to Jal- Zee bhi piya ja sakey hai Ha..Ha..ha.. :p :) ;) :p :p

Stay Tuned
Uday

Hahaha................Tau na LANGUAGE Problem maar gey.

[devdahiya]

Bhai Uday Teri Kasam <mar Gya Hanss-2 Ke.teri Kasam Pett Paat Gya Hanss-2 Ke.meri Wife Bi Nuun Bolee Ak Paggal Hogya Deekkhe Se.wah Bhai Aaj Pachche Kathal Dhore Nahin Janga Katti. Lol.....great.......keep It Up..............



Regards





Dev

[amar0974]

HHPPG............Lecturer saab gail ta wa ban gey wo ke Kaya kara 'Dahi ka bhaama Kapas Kha ga.'
Bahut Badhia Bhai Saab or aan do...........

[rsdalal]

ND... Lage raho...

[deepakdahiya]

:D Yaa hui naa bath Kate lath sa gadh diya bhai
Haa ha haa………..