Interview Jat Ka

[devdahiya]

Ek Padhe Likhe Jat Ka Interview Kuchch Iss Trahan Huya.

Interviewer:jameen Ki Gehrai Batao
Jat:manne Sushari Khod Ke Dekhi Se
Int:tajmahal Ke Kitne Darwaje Hein
Jat:tuun Mne Khatti Maan Rhya Se Ke
Int:kutta Bhonkta Kyun Hai
Jat:salle Ke Kurkuri Hori Hogi
Int:tumhen Ye Nokari Kyon Chahiye
Jat:rotti Tera FUFFA Khuwawega
Int:15 agast Konsi Tareekh Ko Aata Hai
Jat:ya Bhi Kime Hui Bawle Te Bawla Batta Dega Uk 15 Ka Ho Se
Int:aur 26janwari Konsi Tareekh Ki Hoti Hai
Tau:iska Nahin Bera Bhai.
Int:tum Ja Sakte Ho Tumhen Ye Nokri Nahin Milegi
Jat:TUUN DE DEHE TE MEIN KE KARUN THHA







Tau Died And Is Being Intervieved By Yamraj:

Yam:aagya Tau
Tau:meri Ke Challi
Yam:tane Bade Chillater Kare Thhe Dharti Pe
Tau:teri Ke Puchchad Paad Li Mne
Yam:tass Kyon Khelya Karta
Tau:tere Dhore Bantwawan Thhe Bhai
Yam:taai Bohot Pitti Tne
Tau:chchutwake Aaya Thha Tuun
Yam:kade Ram Ka Naam Liya Tne
Tau:kyun Lyun, Ram Kime De Ke Bhool Rhya Thha
Yam:tanne Narak Mein Bhejjun Suun
Tau:tera Jee Kare Huddey Bhej De Par Yo Shyan Sa Mat Kre....ar Suun, Ek Hokka Jaroor Gail De Diye

[uday]

Pure Desi.... Full Marks for joke !!

Haansee rukkan ka naam e na leti....... :p ;) :p :p

Ghana ND tha especially Tau interview with Yamraj.
Yamraj bhi sochega ki kiska interview liya... :) ;)

[amar0974]

Hahaha.....Bahut Badhia Bhai.

[rkumar]

hans hans ke aankhon me paani aa gaya bhai....

Rajendra

[sunildahiya]

Dahiya Ji Carry On

Yaa Hui Na Jat Ke Thaat Wali Baat..............................

[poonam]

ha ha ha...tau te gadar se..... yamraj bhool gya deekhe se ek jaat te panga na lena chahiye...bawla apne narak ka bhi kyon ghapad chauth karan laag rya se..!!!! :D :D

[devdahiya]

DEAR Poonam ma'm,

Tau badi baat ne sahaj deni keh diya kre.They are GREAT


REGARDS

[anurana]

ND kisse hain ...majja aa gaya padh ke

[devdahiya]

MYy dear Anu jee,


Thanx a ton.



Dev

[devdahiya]

Real Good One

[raj2rif]

Dear Dahiya JI,

Excellent!!!

Please post some more.

[dhruvdahiya]

What an interview?

[shwetashokeen]

bhot khoob...ghani-e haansi chootti....hahahhaaha

[anilsangwan]

Joke te tha ye kasoota badhiya...yeh poonam jee bhi nd haryaanvi word likh gayee....ha ha ha ha ha............


ha ha ha...tau te gadar se..... yamraj bhool gya deekhe se ek jaat te panga na lena chahiye...bawla apne narak ka bhi kyon ghapad chauth karan laag rya se..!!!! :D :D

[mansi1218]

lol......
Tau...always been gr8!!!
Yumraj ki bhi biraan-matti kar dii

[jitendershooda]

Ha ha ha ...Bhai Biran mati nahi ya te sare dhal ki mati kar di jaat ne the ......

Dho ke ger diya yamraj bhi ...dikhe aapne jhote pe baith ke bhaaj liya hoga ...ha ha ha

[ritudahiya]

Wow, its really nice.U seems quite good in Haryanvi jokes.

[ratheetheraist]

Wow, its really nice.U seems quite good in Haryanvi jokes.

Wow , its really gudguddi aallaa joke. U seems gabbarr of haryanvii jokes.

[keshavdahiya]

Wow, its really nice.U seems quite good in Haryanvi jokes.


karre te paad lyai bebe...........you seems nahi.......yu kaka mharra saare din aare taaslle bhar bhar ke bagawe ja se........sarre ke ghapadd choth macha raakhi se.......hahahhaahhaahaha
:D:p:D:p:D:p

[devdahiya]

karre te paad lyai bebe...........you seems nahi.......yu kaka mharra saare din aare taaslle bhar bhar ke bagawe ja se........sarre ke ghapadd choth macha raakhi se.......hahahhaahhaahaha
:D:p:D:p:D:p




Rakkass yo kisa fottu la diya................Arr dekh tu ke baggawan lagg rhya. Nyu bata tu upparla se akk CARBINE MACHINE aalla? Pher Marrun ga terre jotyaan pei lathh. Yo tubell chalana jaroori tha khappar bharnne. Ek bei thya jya manne ...teri sodd si bharungga mei. Ha...ha..ha..ha, Khappakka tera sussarra. Killakki@khappakka.

[devdahiya]

Wow, its really nice.U seems quite good in Haryanvi jokes.


Bebe Ritu ghanna matnya srhawei. Wa khawat sei na..." Srahi oodd kutiya mandd mei doob kei mrya krei" Ha...ha...ha...ha.Killakki@ Sarahi oodd kutiya.....?

[ratheetheraist]

Bebe Ritu ghanna matnya srhawei. Wa khawat sei na..." Srahi oodd kutiya mandd mei doob kei mrya krei" Ha...ha...ha...ha.Killakki@ Sarahi oodd kutiya.....?

kaka ....................ya meri saasuu ki shaddii hodd kuttii kadde te dimmag ki NASS main badd giiiiiiiii:confused::D......................hahaha ha.............................hahaha............a app nyun karoo iss kuttii nai dubbann te pehlyaan e teep parraa kee khandaa dyoo gaallaan mhaan kee pyaan pyaan kardiii .......................hahahahhahahahaha.......... killllkii............pe..............kiilkiiiiiiii .............................marr gee reeeeeeeee................ahahahahahaha........... .............gagu@TEEP...........hahahahahaha..... ................hahaha........et tra bhalla hoo marree............aaj tee..............hahahaha.....:D:D

[sunitahooda]

Srahi oodd kutiya mandd mei doob kei mrya krei" - ya haryanwi kahawat???? tawli add karun su apne tagey mai....:)

[sunitahooda]

Keshu teri iss bebe tayi tai Kaka Ji nai haryanwi ki gail angreji bhi sikhani padegi....U seems nahi..SEEM hona chahiye tha....arr issiye baat kahe pache ek chhori Lucky bi roosgi thi mere tai....:o


karre te paad lyai bebe...........you seems nahi.......yu kaka mharra saare din aare taaslle bhar bhar ke bagawe ja se........sarre ke ghapadd choth macha raakhi se.......hahahhaahhaahaha
:D:p:D:p:D:p

[devdahiya]

Keshu teri iss bebe tayi tai Kaka Ji nai haryanwi ki gail angreji bhi sikhani padegi....U seems nahi..SEEM hona chahiye tha....arr issiye baat kahe pache ek chhori Lucky bi roosgi thi mere tai....:o



Ke kraan bebe yo sabh te karna-e pdegga............Apna farajj te nibhana pdegga bebe.

[anjalikadiyan]

Joke te tha ye kasoota badhiya...yeh poonam jee bhi nd haryaanvi word likh gayee....ha ha ha ha ha............
hahhahaha
yeaaaaaaaa
ghana andy tha
ji sa agya

[handsome_nashier]

nice interview...........ahahahahahahhaahahhahahaha