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December 29th, 2004, 09:47 AM
News Headlines
* India wins Cricket match; 120 people die of shock
* Bihar sold to Pakistan; Resulted In an unrelated incident-Literacy soars up to 86% in India
* Self-immolation best bet to reduce population: Dept. of Family Planning.
* Population Statistics: 42% - Literate, 58% - Politicians
* MF Hussian paints Mulayam Singh Yadav nude
* Flood in Bihar; 2 die of thirst
* India wins Gold in India versus Rest Of India Games
* Poverty to be eradicated in India using Virtual Reality Software
* Laloo to be made National Animal
* Freedom Fighters to be lathi-charged to commomerate 50 years of Independence.
* Ramar Pillai produces Pottasium Permanganate from Rice, Water, a stick and some Pottasium Permanganate
* No bombings in Kashmir today
* Suit filed holding Rao responsible for Battle of Panipat, 1526
* Ray of hope for India as Ravi Shastri retires
* Doctorate conferred on Jayalalitha for completing 2 months in Jail
* Death penalty upheld for Attempted Suicide victim
Bihar Engineering College Entrance Exam Instructions
1) Read each question carefully
2) Answer all questions.
3) Time Limit 3 weeks.
4) Begin immediately.
1. What language is spoken in France?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions OR Give the first name of Bill Clinton.
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to (a) build a bridge (b) sail the ocean (c) lead an army (d) WRITE A PLAY.
4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one) (a) Jewish (b) Catholic (c) Hindu (d) Polish (e) Agnostic.
5. Metric conversion: how many feet are in 0.0 meters?
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
8. What are people in America's far north called? (a) Westerners (b) Southerners (c) Northerners
9. Give the spellings of Bush, Carter and Clinton.
10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.
11. Where does rain come from? (a) Earth (b) Moon (c) Sun (d) Sky
12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity? (a) Yes (b) No
13. What are coat hangers used for?
14. The Star Spangled Banner is the American National Anthem for what country?
15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium OR spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
16. Where is the basement in a three-storey building located?
17. Which part of America produces the most Florida oranges? (a) New York (b) Florida (c) Canada (d) Wisconsin
18. Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do you have?
19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?
Punjab Police
Three police squads , The Scotland Yard police , The NY Police and the Punjab Sardar brigade contest for the best police force ward . The judges lead them to the Gir forest of India and assign them the mission . He who captures an adult LIon and brings it back alive in the fastest time will be adjudged the best. First Scotland yard goes into the forest and comes back in half an hour with a Lion all tied up . Then the NY police go in and come back in 15 minutes with a tied up lion . Lastly the sardar brigade goes in . 15 minutes , half an hour , one hour goes and no sign of our saradrjis .The judges give up and decide to search for them . They go into the forest . After some searching , they find the sardarjis all excitedly yelling near a tree . The sardarjis have tied up a big bear to a tree and one of them is shouting , "Bol tu sher Hai ! Saala Bol ! tu Sher Hai !! " :D
* India wins Cricket match; 120 people die of shock
* Bihar sold to Pakistan; Resulted In an unrelated incident-Literacy soars up to 86% in India
* Self-immolation best bet to reduce population: Dept. of Family Planning.
* Population Statistics: 42% - Literate, 58% - Politicians
* MF Hussian paints Mulayam Singh Yadav nude
* Flood in Bihar; 2 die of thirst
* India wins Gold in India versus Rest Of India Games
* Poverty to be eradicated in India using Virtual Reality Software
* Laloo to be made National Animal
* Freedom Fighters to be lathi-charged to commomerate 50 years of Independence.
* Ramar Pillai produces Pottasium Permanganate from Rice, Water, a stick and some Pottasium Permanganate
* No bombings in Kashmir today
* Suit filed holding Rao responsible for Battle of Panipat, 1526
* Ray of hope for India as Ravi Shastri retires
* Doctorate conferred on Jayalalitha for completing 2 months in Jail
* Death penalty upheld for Attempted Suicide victim
Bihar Engineering College Entrance Exam Instructions
1) Read each question carefully
2) Answer all questions.
3) Time Limit 3 weeks.
4) Begin immediately.
1. What language is spoken in France?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions OR Give the first name of Bill Clinton.
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to (a) build a bridge (b) sail the ocean (c) lead an army (d) WRITE A PLAY.
4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one) (a) Jewish (b) Catholic (c) Hindu (d) Polish (e) Agnostic.
5. Metric conversion: how many feet are in 0.0 meters?
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
8. What are people in America's far north called? (a) Westerners (b) Southerners (c) Northerners
9. Give the spellings of Bush, Carter and Clinton.
10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.
11. Where does rain come from? (a) Earth (b) Moon (c) Sun (d) Sky
12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity? (a) Yes (b) No
13. What are coat hangers used for?
14. The Star Spangled Banner is the American National Anthem for what country?
15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium OR spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
16. Where is the basement in a three-storey building located?
17. Which part of America produces the most Florida oranges? (a) New York (b) Florida (c) Canada (d) Wisconsin
18. Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do you have?
19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?
Punjab Police
Three police squads , The Scotland Yard police , The NY Police and the Punjab Sardar brigade contest for the best police force ward . The judges lead them to the Gir forest of India and assign them the mission . He who captures an adult LIon and brings it back alive in the fastest time will be adjudged the best. First Scotland yard goes into the forest and comes back in half an hour with a Lion all tied up . Then the NY police go in and come back in 15 minutes with a tied up lion . Lastly the sardar brigade goes in . 15 minutes , half an hour , one hour goes and no sign of our saradrjis .The judges give up and decide to search for them . They go into the forest . After some searching , they find the sardarjis all excitedly yelling near a tree . The sardarjis have tied up a big bear to a tree and one of them is shouting , "Bol tu sher Hai ! Saala Bol ! tu Sher Hai !! " :D