malikmca
December 29th, 2004, 12:49 PM
Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your
nose will begin to itch.
Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.
Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an
engaged one.
Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because
you had a flat tire,
the next morning you will have a flat tire.
O'brien's Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will
start to move faster than
the one you are in now.
BELL'S THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water , the telephone
rings.
RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with
someone you don't want to be seen with.
WILLOUGHBY'S LAW:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will.
ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional
to the reach.
BREDA'S RULE:
At any event, the people whose seats are farthest
from the aisle arrive
last.
OWEN'S LAW:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your
boss will ask you to
do something which will last until the coffee is
cold.
HOWDEN'S LAW:
You remember you have to mail a letter only when
you're near the mailbox.
After your hands become coated with grease, your
nose will begin to itch.
Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.
Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an
engaged one.
Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because
you had a flat tire,
the next morning you will have a flat tire.
O'brien's Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will
start to move faster than
the one you are in now.
BELL'S THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water , the telephone
rings.
RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with
someone you don't want to be seen with.
WILLOUGHBY'S LAW:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will.
ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional
to the reach.
BREDA'S RULE:
At any event, the people whose seats are farthest
from the aisle arrive
last.
OWEN'S LAW:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your
boss will ask you to
do something which will last until the coffee is
cold.
HOWDEN'S LAW:
You remember you have to mail a letter only when
you're near the mailbox.