Jat Mohhobbat Ka Jalwa

[devdahiya]

When a young jat lad and a JAT girl start liking each other,there courting goes something like this:PHONE

PHONE PER


RANBEER:HELLO,KUUN SE,nirmla
NIRMLA : HAAN
RANBEER :TAGAAJJA MAT MANYA KAR TUUN
NIR :TAWLA BOL
RANBEER :KE BOLLUN,MEIN TE TERE PYAR MEIN MARAN NE HO RHYA SUUN
NIR :HAMBE,KITTE NA TERE GOLI LAAGRI
RAN :HAYE RE NUHEN MAT KEH DIYE NA TE SAD JYANGA
NIR :UNN KUNSHA BUGLE KESA SE TUUN
RAN :HAYE RE YE KACHODD SE MAT MARE NA TE SYAN-NI HO JYAGI
NIR :CHOKHKHA DANGGAR KHA LENGE
RAN :ACHCHA SUUN,AAWEGI KE
NIR :KIIT
RAN :TILYAR MEIN
NIR :KE KAROON GI UDDE
RAN :KE KRYA KREN,UTHTHA-BAITHTHAN GE
NIR :BYAWADI BHAINS SE TUUN
RAN :DEKH MAJAK CHCHOD AR SUDHDHI CHALLI AA,SAMJHI
NIR :AR NA AUUN TE
RAN :ARRE TUUN ISS GREEB MANAS KE DIL MEIN GHATTE MAT KRE,DHIKHE MAR JYANGA MEIN SAMJHI
NIR :ACHCHYA NUUN BATTA KE KHUWAWEGA
RAN :ARRE TUUN EK BE AA JYA CHAHE PHER MANNE A KHALIYE
NIR :JYA NE BEIMAAN DHED,MEIN MANAS KHANEE SUUN
RAN :HAYE RE TERA YOHE ANDAZ TE KHA GYA MNE,AAJYA TNE CHIDIYAGHAR MEIN BAANDER DIKHAUNGA
NIR ;TERTEIN BI MOTTA
RAN :KEHLE TERE DIN SEIN NARMLA,PER TAAWLI AAJA TERI BAAT DEKHDEN-2 MERI AANKH SUUZ KE PAKODDE SI HOGI SEIN




nirmla tilyar lake pahoonch jati hai aur pher nirmla ne dekhtehen ranbeer ke bolya...........




RAN:HAYE RE YO CHAND KIT TEIN LEEKDYA
NIR :GHANEE MALAi mat chatawe sudhee-2 baat kar
RAN :ARRE EK BE SUTHARI DHALL DEKHKH LEIN DE MANE ,MERE KALJE MEINTHODEE SEELAK PADJYA
NIR:DEKHKH BEIMAAN KE CHILATTAR,ITNA JADDA PDE SE AR ISSNE ANGARE CHAHIYEN SEIN
RAN:AJJ TE SUUT BADA JULMI GAAD RHI SE
NIR:ISSI DHALL KHE SE JANU SIMWAYA THA,KDE 2 RPIYAN KI MUMFALI TAHIN TE KHUWAI NA
RAN:ARRE YA BHI KE BAAT,EEB LE{mungfali wale ko bulta hai aur kehta hai,"ARRE O 2 RAPIYAN KI MUMFALI DE,"]
NIR:BHUNDDE MUMFALEE BI AR VE BHI 2 RAPIYAN KI
RAN:ARRE O BHAI DHHAI KI KARDE,MANAS NAHIN RUSAYA JAGA KISSE BI KIMMAT PE,TAWLA DE
NIR: F.......U.........RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[rkumar]

Bhai Dahiya! Ek dam jattu film ke dialogue jaise lag rahe hain..lagta hai Mumbai jakar dialogue writer ban gaye ho......LOL

RK^2

[uday]

Superb !! :) ;) :p

[dineshmalik]

Ghee ha ghal gaya.

aur aan do

[naveen_chaudhary]

Bhai Devender ki baat pe ek saachi baat yaad aagi. Baat se Sheela Bye Pass Rohtak ki. Mih (Rain) pade tha, ar main ek STD booth mein bad gaya. Ude ek apna bhai hold pe tha, naam nahi bera manney uska.

Thodi situation smajah lyo pher swaad aawega, uski ghar aali jaa rahi thi apney ghara, ar bhai ne us dhorey phone karya, PP number tha, ar phone aaley bulaan ja rahey they uski ghar aali ne, te jya maari hold pe tha. Ek aud ki e baat sune thi to doosrey side ki guess kar liyo. Devender aaley e naam use kar lyoon su.

Jukar e uski ghar aali line pe aayi, ke kah hai bhala.

RAN: Haan.......Picchaana (Got me who I am)
NIR: ??
RAN: Kun su.....
NIR: ???
RAN: Chokha......ib baat sun le...joti (mainsh) karadi bimaar ho rahi se.....do din ho liye nyaar khaye......ar maa ke taap chad rhya se........tadkey uththey e pahldi bus te panhuch liye....je manas ho te
NIR: ????
RAN: sun gi sai na........
NIR: ????
RAN: Pher dharru su ib (Putting it down)
NIR: ?????

Hangs up.

:)

[devdahiya]

Bhai Chaudhary Sahab,

Bighan Kar Diya,issa Lagya Jannu Mein Bhi Uddey Thha.bohotte Kammal......keep It Up

Pklphgbr

[kulwant]

Bhai Dahiya sahab nai to dunda padya tha par........navin bhai tannai to katiye NAAS KAR DIYA......ghani kasuti dhaal sun bechare jaat ki baat :D :)
BHOT Badhiya bhai



Bhai Devender ki baat pe ek saachi baat yaad aagi. Baat se Sheela Bye Pass Rohtak ki. Mih (Rain) pade tha, ar main ek STD booth mein bad gaya. Ude ek apna bhai hold pe tha, naam nahi bera manney uska.

Thodi situation smajah lyo pher swaad aawega, uski ghar aali jaa rahi thi apney ghara, ar bhai ne us dhorey phone karya, PP number tha, ar phone aaley bulaan ja rahey they uski ghar aali ne, te jya maari hold pe tha. Ek aud ki e baat sune thi to doosrey side ki guess kar liyo. Devender aaley e naam use kar lyoon su.

Jukar e uski ghar aali line pe aayi, ke kah hai bhala.

RAN: Haan.......Picchaana (Got me who I am)
NIR: ??
RAN: Kun su.....
NIR: ???
RAN: Chokha......ib baat sun le...joti (mainsh) karadi bimaar ho rahi se.....do din ho liye nyaar khaye......ar maa ke taap chad rhya se........tadkey uththey e pahldi bus te panhuch liye....je manas ho te
NIR: ????
RAN: sun gi sai na........
NIR: ????
RAN: Pher dharru su ib (Putting it down)
NIR: ?????

Hangs up.

:)

[malikmca]

Bhai re....katee jisa sa aagya jamee kaakar paad the dono.....
ahele ise ise do teen aaende rah roj ke to maja sa aajya....

[uday]

Ha..ha..Ho.. ghana ND..

Bhai Naveen....ya to Kati Gadgam si kheech li tale te ;) :p :p

Aur aan do

Bhai

Devender ki baat pe ek saachi baat yaad aagi. Baat se Sheela Bye Pass Rohtak ki. Mih (Rain) pade tha, ar main ek STD booth mein bad gaya. Ude ek apna bhai hold pe tha, naam nahi bera manney uska.

Thodi situation smajah lyo pher swaad aawega, uski ghar aali jaa rahi thi apney ghara, ar bhai ne us dhorey phone karya, PP number tha, ar phone aaley bulaan ja rahey they uski ghar aali ne, te jya maari hold pe tha. Ek aud ki e baat sune thi to doosrey side ki guess kar liyo. Devender aaley e naam use kar lyoon su.

Jukar e uski ghar aali line pe aayi, ke kah hai bhala.

RAN: Haan.......Picchaana (Got me who I am)
NIR: ??
RAN: Kun su.....
NIR: ???
RAN: Chokha......ib baat sun le...joti (mainsh) karadi bimaar ho rahi se.....do din ho liye nyaar khaye......ar maa ke taap chad rhya se........tadkey uththey e pahldi bus te panhuch liye....je manas ho te
NIR: ????
RAN: sun gi sai na........
NIR: ????
RAN: Pher dharru su ib (Putting it down)
NIR: ?????

Hangs up.

:)

[poonam]

ha ha ha...HHKKB.....jee saa aagyaa!!!!!
great love story...jats are different..mano ya na mano...very realistic even when they r not!!! kasut tha....

[devdahiya]

My dear poonam jee,

Thank u so much




Dev

[navingulia]

gyaan saa aa gayaa
Bhai ab to Jaatu tv channel launch ho e jaana chaahiye, with Jaatu soaps, news, geet and advertisements

[devdahiya]

dear navin,

Its nice that you liked it..........see more regularly.


regards









dev