malikmca
December 30th, 2004, 10:29 PM
During the Cold War, if USA launched a nuke-loaded
missile, Soviet Satellites would inform the Soviet
army in 3 seconds and in less than 45 seconds Soviet
counter-missiles would be on their way.
Recent studies commissioned by US department of
Defense included one on nuclear war between India and
Pakistan :
This was the scenario................
The Pakistan army decides to launch a nuke-missile
towards India. They don't need any permission from
their government, and promptly order the countdowns.
Indian technology is highly advanced. In less than 8
seconds, Indian army detects the Pak countdown and
decides to launch a missile in retribution.
But they need permission from the Government of India.
They submit their request to the Indian President. The
President forwards it to the Cabinet.
The Prime Minister calls an emergency Lok Sabha
session.
The LS meets, but due to several walkouts and severe
protests by the opposition, it gets adjourned
indefinitely.
The President asks for a quick decision.
In the mean time, the Pak missile failed to take off
due to technical failure. Their attempts for a
re-launch are still on.
Just then the Indian ruling party is reduced to a
minority because a party that was giving outside
support withdraws it. The President asks the PM to
prove his majority within a week.
As the ruling party fails to win the confidence
vote, a caretaker government is installed.
The caretaker PM decides to permit the armed forces to
launch a nuclear missile. But the Election Commission
says that a caretaker government cannot take such a
decision because elections are at hand.
The ElectionCommission files Public Interest
Litigation in the Supreme Court alleging misuse of
power.
The Supreme Court comes to the rescue of the PM, and
says the acting! PM is authorized to take this
decision in view of the emergency facing the
nation.
Just then one of the Pak missiles successfully took
off, but it fell 367 miles away from the target, on
its own government building in Islamabad at
11.00AM.
Fortunately there were no casualties as no employee
had reached the office that early. In any case, the
nuclear core of the missile had detached
somewhere in flight.
The Pakistan army is now trying to get better
technologies from China and USA. The Indian
Government, taking no chances, decides to launch a
nuclear missile of its own, after convening an
all-party meeting. This time all the parties agree.
Its three months since the army had sought
permission.But as preparations begin, "pro-humanity",
"anti-nuclear" activists come out against the
Government's decision. Human chains are formed and
Rasta rokos organized.
In California and Washington endless e-mails are
sent to Indians condemning the government and
mentioning "Please forward it to as many
Indians as possible".
On the Pakistan side, the missiles kept
malfunctioning. Some missiles deviate from target due
to technical failures or high-speed wind blowing
over Rajasthan.
Many of them land in the Indian Ocean killing some
fishes.
A missile (smuggled from USA) is pressed into
service. Since the Pakistan army is unable to
understand its software, it hits it original
destination: Russia.
Russians successfully intercepts the missile and
in retaliation launches a nuclear missile towards
Islamabad. The missile hits the target and creates
havoc.
Pakistan cries for help. India expresses deep regrets
for what has happened and sends in a million dollars
worth of Parle-G biscuits.
Thus India never gets to launch the missile.
Pakistan never gets it right.
And both live happily ever after!!!!
missile, Soviet Satellites would inform the Soviet
army in 3 seconds and in less than 45 seconds Soviet
counter-missiles would be on their way.
Recent studies commissioned by US department of
Defense included one on nuclear war between India and
Pakistan :
This was the scenario................
The Pakistan army decides to launch a nuke-missile
towards India. They don't need any permission from
their government, and promptly order the countdowns.
Indian technology is highly advanced. In less than 8
seconds, Indian army detects the Pak countdown and
decides to launch a missile in retribution.
But they need permission from the Government of India.
They submit their request to the Indian President. The
President forwards it to the Cabinet.
The Prime Minister calls an emergency Lok Sabha
session.
The LS meets, but due to several walkouts and severe
protests by the opposition, it gets adjourned
indefinitely.
The President asks for a quick decision.
In the mean time, the Pak missile failed to take off
due to technical failure. Their attempts for a
re-launch are still on.
Just then the Indian ruling party is reduced to a
minority because a party that was giving outside
support withdraws it. The President asks the PM to
prove his majority within a week.
As the ruling party fails to win the confidence
vote, a caretaker government is installed.
The caretaker PM decides to permit the armed forces to
launch a nuclear missile. But the Election Commission
says that a caretaker government cannot take such a
decision because elections are at hand.
The ElectionCommission files Public Interest
Litigation in the Supreme Court alleging misuse of
power.
The Supreme Court comes to the rescue of the PM, and
says the acting! PM is authorized to take this
decision in view of the emergency facing the
nation.
Just then one of the Pak missiles successfully took
off, but it fell 367 miles away from the target, on
its own government building in Islamabad at
11.00AM.
Fortunately there were no casualties as no employee
had reached the office that early. In any case, the
nuclear core of the missile had detached
somewhere in flight.
The Pakistan army is now trying to get better
technologies from China and USA. The Indian
Government, taking no chances, decides to launch a
nuclear missile of its own, after convening an
all-party meeting. This time all the parties agree.
Its three months since the army had sought
permission.But as preparations begin, "pro-humanity",
"anti-nuclear" activists come out against the
Government's decision. Human chains are formed and
Rasta rokos organized.
In California and Washington endless e-mails are
sent to Indians condemning the government and
mentioning "Please forward it to as many
Indians as possible".
On the Pakistan side, the missiles kept
malfunctioning. Some missiles deviate from target due
to technical failures or high-speed wind blowing
over Rajasthan.
Many of them land in the Indian Ocean killing some
fishes.
A missile (smuggled from USA) is pressed into
service. Since the Pakistan army is unable to
understand its software, it hits it original
destination: Russia.
Russians successfully intercepts the missile and
in retaliation launches a nuclear missile towards
Islamabad. The missile hits the target and creates
havoc.
Pakistan cries for help. India expresses deep regrets
for what has happened and sends in a million dollars
worth of Parle-G biscuits.
Thus India never gets to launch the missile.
Pakistan never gets it right.
And both live happily ever after!!!!