Jisne Kari Saram Uske Phute Karam.

[jogiya]

BHAI TAI RAM RAM AARE DEKHE UNKI BHANA TAI BHI RAM RAM BHAI JOGI JAT KI ;)

BHAI KE BATAWAN DARUBAJ GHANE HOGE HARYANE MEIN AARE BHAI UN NE DEKHE SE SIRF AR BHAI SIRF BOTAL

Ek be mein bhai kite kaam te tedke tedke jau tha aak ek mera yaar mane tade tade pemta paya mene kahi ustai maka re KALE tane saram nahi aamti mere yaar tadkai tadkai pewan lagya kuch te saram kaar
kala bola:-
JISNE KARI SARAM USKE PHUTE KARAM.

Mein bola re satyanasi is tem log ram ka naam leya kaaren aar bhai tu isse mein muh de raha kasai.

mera yaar kale bola:-

BEER mein Brahma basse,
CHAMPAGNE mein basse Shyaam,
WHISKY main Vishnu Basse
RUM mein basse shri Ram,
Yaaron peena kukar chodun ?
Har botal mein Bhagwaan..


JOGI JAT :) :cool:

[jogiya]

JOGI JAT KI SAAB BHAIYA TAI RAM RAM AER DEKHE UNKI BHANA TAI BHI RAM RAM ;)

After death, Banta Singh reached the door of the heaven smoothly.

There he met Saint Peter and he said, 'Well, Banta...It is nice to talk to you but we have changed our policy these days. I will ask you a
question and you need to answer it correctly before you go in.'

Banta, with lot of self confidence told Saint Peter to go ahead and ask him the damn question.

Saint Peter - How many seconds are there in a year?

Banta, after lot of thought, answered,'12'.

Astonished Saint Peter asked him - But how?

Banta - January 2nd,February 2nd,March 2nd,..........



JOGI JAT :cool: