Mere Haath Mein Kya?----JOGI JAT

[jogiya]

BHAI EK SARDAR KI GAEL NUA BANI :cool:


Once a sardar asks another sardar...
Sardar #1: Tell me what's in my hand? And if you're right, then I will give this button to you.
Sardar #2 (Tthinking): No not like this. Give me some sort of clue.
Sardar #1: Okay! This thing is round in shape.
Sardar #2 (Again thinking): Many things are round in shape. Give me another clue.
Sardar #1: This thing has 4 holes in it.
Sardar #2: I got it. I got it.
Sardar #1: Bol to kya hai mera hath mein.
Sardar #2: Scooter ka paiya. (Wheel of a scooter)

JOGI JAT ;)

[gaganjat]

D h a m a k a !

[jogiya]

bhaiya tai meri ek be fer ram ram ;)


Santa singh & message board

Santa Singh was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall.

It read 'Padne waala gadha.' (one who reads this is an ass)

Santa Singh sat on a nearby bench, and after much thought erased it and wrote 'Likhne waala Ghadah'. (One who wrote this is an ass)

JOGI JAT :cool: