SPECIAL Chutkale---- Jogi Jat Ke

[jogiya]

BHAI DHAYAN TE PADIYO LALOO JI NE ;)

Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las
Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji could
you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas...".
The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo
immediately replies "thank you" and puts the phone down.


Laloos family planning policy..
"Don't have more than two children in one year


At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender,
"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." & the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS,
SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"
Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."



Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business
Development to Bihar. The Japanese Embssary was quite impressed with
Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years
and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan." Laloo was
very surprised. "You Japanese are very inepicient," he stated "Give me
three days and I will turn Japan into Bihar"



A reporter asked Laloo "What is the main reason for a divorce ?"
LALOO BOLA "Marriage"


JOGI JAT :cool:

[jogiya]

Q: Why is Delhi a male city (Maha Nagar) and Bombay a female city
(Maha Nagri)?
A: Because Delhi has Qutab Minar and Bombay has Gateway of India.

Q: What does INTERNET stand for?
A: Indians Networking To Ensure Raillery Now En Then.

Q: What do you call a smart Indian?
A: Indigenious.

Q: Why is India a banana republic?
A: Because the politicians keeps chanting, "Hame ye banana hai, wo
banana hai!

JOGI JAT :cool:

[jogiya]

Om Jai Computer Baba,
Swami Jai Computer Baba
Client logon ke sankat
Tu hi door karta. !!Om!!

H1 Tune Dilaya,
US Tune Pahunchaya.
Sunneyvale Ho Ya Fremont,
"ABCD" Har Jagah Hi Paya. !!Om!!


Oracle Ho Ya Sybase,
Sabka Beda Paar Ho Jata.
Programmer Ho Ya DBA,
Koi Waapis Na Ja Pata. !!Om!!

Tujh Bin Calculation Na Howe,
Tujh Bin Program Na Howe,
Tujh Bin Kuchh Na Ho Pata,
Swaami "CORE DUMP" Nahin Jata. !!Om!!

Yeh Computer Baba Ki Aarti
Jo Koi Nar Gata,
Uska H1 Bhi Jaldi Se
"HARA PATTA" Ban Jata. !!Om!!

aere kati godi gaal di kame ta kaho mere bete free ki moj leja hain koi kime jawab na denda



JOGI JAT :cool:

[jogiya]

BHAI BHAIYA NE RAM RAM, :cool:

hoya nue aake mein aer mera yadi DUNDA jat college rohtak mein te ulte aawan the aur bhi dhabhi gaale the sanjh ke 4 baje the dunda bola chalo bhai tilyar pe chalan ge udhe mere jaan pichan ki chori aarahee se.
nue bola mere bhai ki saali se aaer kahi thi ake milan aajayee. Hum ne saara ne sochi ake bhai kaal paper se thoda padhna chahiyee. Dunda ke mane tha birach gaya bola koi baat na bhai pher ek lai chal pada aer usne ek tumpoo ke pache ne dekha aer bola dekho rae thare jisa tai likh rakha hai:-
100 mein 99 beiman Mera Bharat Mahan.
bhia woh chala gaya.

Aagle dil dunda aaya humne sochi bujha bhai ke raha. Hum ne dekha uske shir pe patte bandh rahi se hum saare kathe hoge aer mahara dhabi maan bola aah re ghana peeta re.

dunda bola bhai sadak pe jau tha ek truck aala takkar maar gaya.
mein bola bhai number note kara.
nue bola mein utha matha pakad ke bhaja number note karan ne jab mere najar number plate pe padi te huda likha tha:-

PHER MILANGE. :rolleyes:

nue bola ke bera bhai eeb kaad milange.


JOGI JAT ;)

[jogiya]

BHAI YEH KUCH BAAT SE GHAR AALIYAN KI PADHIYO BADE DHAYAN TE PAR DEKH KE KADE MAHREE BHABHI DEKH LE...... :cool:


My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.


-Henny Youngman


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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we


met.


-Rodney Dangerfield


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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's


wrong.


-Milton Berle


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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,


"There was


water in the carburetor."


I asked her , "Where's the car?"


She replied,"In the lake."


-Henny Youngman


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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.


-Henny Youngman


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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You


know, I


was a fool when I married you."


The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and


didn't notice."



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-


When a man steals your wife, there is no better


revenge than


to let him keep her.


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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't


like to


interrupt her.


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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.


So I


got myself two girlfriends.


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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided


not to


report it since the thief was spending much less than


his wife did.


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;Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is


finished.


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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does


it cost


to get married?"


The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still


paying."


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Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of


Africa, a


Man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?


Dad: That happens in every country, son.


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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real


happiness was until I got married; then it was too


late.


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A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."


The next day he received a hundred letters.


They all said the same: "You can have mine."


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A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a


millionaire."


"And what was he before you married him?" asked the


friend.


"A billionaire." she replied,


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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over


intelligence.


Second marriage is the triumph of hope over


experience.


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It's not true that married men live longer than single


men.


It only seems longer.


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Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was


almost


impossible.


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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go


through


life Thinking they had no faults at all.


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A successful man is one who makes more money than his


wife


can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such


a man.


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A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask


for


whatever he wants,


But his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.


The man thinks for a moment and says,"Okay, give me a


million dollarsa and beat me till I'm half dead."


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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for


marriage.


They've experienced pain and bought jewellery.


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The most effective way to remember your wife's


birthday is


to forget it once.





JOGI JAT ;)

[jogiya]

BHAIYA NE RAAM RAM BHAI MAHRE MANAGER NE ITNE BADHIYA REPORT LIHKE HAI AEK CHALA PAAT GAYA PADHIYO MADI DHAYAN TE


JOGI JAT AS PERFECT EMPLOYEE

JOGI JAT, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. JOGI never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always
finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. JOGI is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that JOGI can be
classed as an asset employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that JOGI be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
executed as soon as possible.

Addendum:
That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the
report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the lines
written in BOLD

JOGI JAT :cool:

http://www.indiannri.com

[jogiya]

RAM RAM BHAIYA NE :rolleyes:

One friend (to another) Since last month your wife has been riding to reduce her weight. Has anything happened ?

Second friend (Unhappily)
Yes the weight of the horse reduced by 10 Kgs.

JOGI JAT :cool:

[jogiya]

Once Laloo of Bihar sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation. A few days later he got this reply.

" Dear Mr. Laloo , you do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks"

Laloo jumped with joy on receiving this reply and arranged a party. when all the guests arrived, he said, "Bhaiyon aur behno, aap ko Jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum amreeca mein naukri mil gayeen hoon."

Everyone was delighted...

Laloo continued.....

" Ab main aap sab ko apna appointment letter padkar sunaoonga, par letter english mein hain isliyen saath - saath hindi mein translate bhi karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo ----- Pyare Laloo bhaiya
You do not meet ----- Aap to milte hi naheen ho
Our requirement----- Humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any further correspondance----- Ab letter wetter bhejne ka kauno jaroorat nahi
No phone call ------- Phoonwa ka bhi jaroorat nahee.
Shall be entertained ----- Bahut khatir ki jayegi
Thanks---- Aapka bahut bahut dhanyavad


JOGI JAT :cool:

http://www.indiannri.com ;)

[rajeshrathee]

:p :p
bhai itne saare ek saath , age ke liye stock bacha kar rakhna waise bhi achi quality mushkil se hi milti hai

[jogiya]

Where Is The Time To Study? ;)

Hi Friends,

It Is No Fault Of Student Becoz A Year Has Only 365 Days.


Days In A Year = 365

Sundays = 52 Days
Sundays Are Meant For Rest

Days Left = 313 Days

Summer Vacations = 60 Days
Weather Is Very Hot, So It Is Difficult To Study

Days Left = 253 Days

8 Hours Of Daily Sleep = 122 Days
Sleep Is Necessary

Days Left = 131

1 Hour Daily For Play = 15 Days
Its Good For Health

Days Left = 116 Days

2 Hours Daily For Food = 30 Days
Chew The Food Properly Don't Care For Time

Days Left = 86 Days

Examination Days In A Year = 30 Days
Giving Exams Is Necessary

Days Left = 56 Days

Winter Vocations = 25 Days

Weather Is Cold Its Difficult To Study

Days Left = 31 Days

Other Holidays = 20 Days

These Holidays Are To Enjoy

Days Left = 11 Days

Illness At least Once A Year = 8 Days
Becoz Of Illness Study Is Difficult

Days Left = 3 Days

Result Days = 3 Days
Going And Taking Result Is Necessary

Days Left =0 Days

So Tell Me Where Is The Time To Study?



JOGI JAT :cool:

http://www.indiannri.com

[jogiya]

Balance Sheet of Life!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

Our Birth is our Opening Balance
Our Death is our Closing Balance
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets
Heart is our Current Asset
Soul is our Fixed Asset
Brain is our Fixed Deposit
Thinking is our Current Account
Achievements are our Capital
Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade
Friends are our General Reserves
Values & Behavior are our Goodwill
Patience is our Interest Earned
Love is our Dividend
Children are our Bonus Issues
Education is Brands / Patents
Knowledge is our Investment
Experience is our Premium Account
The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award



JOGI JAT :cool:


http://www.indiannri.com

[jogiya]

You are a Desi, if.... :cool:

1....you ask for small drink at fast food restaurant because the refill is free.
2....you know more than one plans offered by long distance companies.
3....you take plain water instead of Coke for lunch. (may also be a health nut)
4....you take any drink with no ice because you can't drink ice.
5....you ask before eating any meat "Is this beef?".
6....you try to ignore all other unknown desi's around you.
7....you tell your friends about this wonderful opportunity, and invite them to an Amway meeting
8....you know all the facilities available at public library.
9....you talk to Americans as if you represent your whole country.
10....stove top in your apartment is covered with aluminum foil.
11.....you frequent to yard sales every week.
12....you find taco bell sauce packets in your kitchen drawer.
13....your dinner involves spreading newspaper on living room floor.
14....you take off your shoes before stepping foot in your living room.
15....if you like onion rings at Burger King.
16....you are looking for dual voltage appliances.
17....the phrase "When are you going to India" comes into your conversation at least once a day.
18....you bought Toyota or Honda car only because it has better resale value.
19.....the number of long distance calls is more than domestic calls.
20.....you keep switching your internet service provider because first month is free.
21.....you go back to your apartment for lunch.
22.....your full name contains more than 15 characters.
23.....you know all the $1.50 theaters in your city.
24.....the only reason you go to a temple on festivals is because there is free food.
25.....you have spent nights in the car while traveling because you wanted to save money spent on cheap motel.
26.....you don't know any American outside your work.
27.....you tried to flirt with the Hindi speaking operator at AT&T.
28.....you have at least one Indian made pressure cooker in your kitchen.
29.....you know how much a 7 layer burrito costs at Taco Bell.
30.....you run to Laundromat in your lungi.
31.....put oil in your hair.
32.....you have a picture of Indian deity on the dashboard of your car.
33.....if this thought comes to you "Oh **** I just saw another desi" when you are window shopping at the mall.
34.....if you keep comparing prices at Circuit City for the phone you bought six months ago.
35.....the lawyer handling your green card is in your speed dial.
36.....you are compelled to visit every major city in US, just so as to say that "Yes I have been there "
37.....you are comfortable with an American than an ABCD.
38.....you have been to Mexico or Canada for multiple entry H1 Visa.
39.....you pay your bills the day they come in mail.
40.....spent 2 days cleaning your apartment before leaving so you can get full security refund from landlord.
41.....have a bucket in your bath tub.
42.....you have to borrow luggage from friends for India visit.
43.....the smoke detector goes off whenever your are cooking dinner.
44.....you know which grocery store keeps coriander.
45.....you buy butter milk before you run out of it.
46.....you use grocery bags as garbage bags.
47.....you say 'Damn I have already seen this show" when ever you are watching Married With Children.
48.....you buy rice in the 20 pound bags.
49.....office supplies mysteriously find their way in your house.
50.....you don't want to buy a printer because you can always use the office printer.
51.....you have postponed buying answering machine because the computer you are planning to buy six months later has in built answering machine.
52.....your idea of fun involves bowling.
53.....you starts spelling your name to the operator like A as in Apple, B as in boy , T as in train ...well you get the idea.
54.....you ask another desi if he /she ever got a traffic ticket.
55.....you haven't had a single female in your apartment besides your friends wife.
56.....you bring over the counter medicines like Iodex and Vicks from India.
57.....decide to marry a girl, your parents fixed without even meeting her.
58.....you know the current differential in gold prices between India and US.
59.....you go to a temple to look at girls.
60.....you have worked illegally in a Guju's motel.
61.....you mark your forehead with sacred ash.
62.....you have bought a video camera just before Niagara trip and returned it after the trip.
63.....wear VIP/Indian brand underwear and undershirts.
64.....you have Rin (detergent soap cake) in your bathroom.
65.....you have taken pictures of your car and mailed to your folks back home.
66....you use the credit card with maximum cash back.
67....you have collected enough frequent flier miles for a international trip.
68....you are saving more that 30 % of your salary.
69....you talk about the sexual escapades of your friend.
70....you have never asked a girl out. (you might just be plain ugly too)
71....you've bookmarked immigration web pages in your browser.
72....you know your friends salaries!
73....you smell likes a curry.
74....you have asked a PhD student for a ride to grocery store.
75....there are more than 4 guys living in a 2 bedroom apartment.
76....you have a cooking schedule in your kitchen cabinet.
77....you spend at least 2 evenings in a week at Kmart.
78....you split even the tax out of your common grocery bill.
79....you complain about Indian international airports on your first vacation to India.
80....you take 4 week long vacation

JOGI JAT ;)

[jogiya]

BHAIYA TAI RAM RAM :cool:

SAREE KI SAREE POST JO HAI WO MERE WEB SITE http://www.indiannri.com ki hain aur ke kahun thare bhai ne yah special web site banai se apne bhaiya tai jo loag India mein sein aur india ke bahar sein jaise ki hamare NITIN BHAI NE EK BADA KAAM KAARA EK JATLAND BANA KE HUM BHI KOSHISH KAR RAHE SAN EK BADHIYA NGO BANANE KI AAP KE AASIRWAD KI JARURAT SE KARPA KAR KE AASIRWAD IS JAT NE BHI DIYO VISIT KARKE :-
http://wwww.indiannri.com
yaah se bhai site ka naam yaad rakhiyo

chacha suni ke

JOGI JAT :cool:

[jogiya]

JOGI JAT ;)

A Bihari after coming back from a three hour long class says:
Saala pura body headache maar raha hai :cool:

JOGI JAT :rolleyes:

[anilsangwan]

...............EK dum itne chutkale padh ke..sab ka haajma kharaab ho jyaaga :eek:


:D

[amar0974]

Bhundey Dhaal Chiddga bha Jogi ta rai, Laaga sa Break Fail Hogey, Rokeyo koye :) ;)

[cooljat]

are jogi bhai,
yaar tune to jokes ka overdose hi maar diya...
sab gud-gobar ho gaya...eb kya hanse aur kya royen sab confusion ho gaya hai..
anyways, spare time me aram se pad pad kar hansne ka maja leoonga...
thanks for the posting :D


ram ram

rock on,
Jit

[jogiya]

JOGI JAT ;)


BHAI EK CHOR EK DIN EK POLICE AALE KE GHAR MEIN CHORI KARAN TAI BAAD GAYAA. POLICIYA KE GHARAALI JAAG GAAYE AER APNE KHASAM NE BOLI UTHEYE DEKHE CHOR BAD GAYEE GHAR MEIN PAKAD KE LEE JA POLICE STATION.

THANEDAR SAHAB BOLE AARE BHAAGWAN SOE JA EEBE MEIN DUTY PE KONA TAIDKAI DEKH LUNGA.

JOGI JAT :cool:

http://www.indiannri.com :rolleyes:

[jogiya]

bhai suke maje leen ki na se re kade kade kime kaam bhi kara karo
AARE KADE KADAU MESSAGE BHI CHOAD DIYA KARO KE ANGREEGY MEIN KAHYA KAREN SE REPLY BHI KAAR DIYA KARO

JOGI JAT ;)
http://www.indiannri.com :cool:

[ajayverma1973]

Yogesh bhai jara dheere chalo warna log samjhenge ki stock clearance sale laga rakhi hai.

Cheers,

Ajay

[stokas]

Jogi bhaai,
Bahut khoob


Ek baar Laaloo Yadav, America mein english seekhnein chale gaye.
Kai dino baad Rabri Devi ne America phone milaya aur Bush se poocha, "Laaloo ji ko englis ayaa ke nahin".
Bush replied, "nahin, unkaa englis nahin aawat".

Enjoy!!!!!!!!

Shailendra

[jogiya]

JOGI JAT, :cool:
YOH KE HOYA ;)

A group of mad people was to be shifted for further treatment in a bigger city. One of them was less mentally ill as compared to others but was a big fool.

When this group was boarded on the plane, the guy who was less mentally ill asked the pilot to let him in the cockpit.
The pilot said if you keep the others quite who were making hell lot of noise, he'll let him in.
After a little while there was a pin drop silence. So the pilot asked the guy how did you make them quite.

He said, " I opened the door and said the airport has come".

JOGI JAT :rolleyes:

http://www.indiannri.com :mad:

[jogiya]

jogi jat :cool:

A guy phones a law office and says: "I want to speak to my lawyer."

The receptionist replies "I'm sorry but he died last week."

The next day he phones again and asks the same question. The receptionist replies "I told you yesterday, he died last week."

The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak to his lawyer. By this time the receptionist is getting a little annoyed and says, "I keep telling you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?"

The guy says, "Because I just love hearing it." ;)


http://www.indiannri.com :rolleyes:

[jogiya]

JOGI JAT :cool:


Once Laloo Prasad of Bihar, sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation. A few days later he got this reply:-

"Dear Mr. Laloo prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any
further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks"

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He
arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said

"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hoon."

Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter angreeze main hai is liyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad
---- pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet
---- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement
---- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any further correspondence ----
ab letter vetter bhejnay ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call
---- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained
---- bahut khaatir kee jayegi

originally submitted at http://www.indiannri.com


JOGI JAT :rolleyes:


http://www.indiannri.com ;)

[jogiya]

jogi jat :rolleyes:

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

Teacher : "! George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand.

jogi jat :cool:

http://www.indiannri.com ;)

[jogiya]

jogi jat ;)


This particular joke won the award for the best joke in a competition

organized in Britain and it was sent by an Indian...

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent,
and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson ponders for a minute.

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and

insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What
does it tell you?"


Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks.

"Someone has stolen our tent".


jogi jat :rolleyes:

http://www.indiannri.com ;)

[jogiya]

JOGI JAT IS BACK :rolleyes:

Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
jab koi ladki shadi se pehle pregnant ho,
uski maa bole "HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA?".

*

What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE - In both case you
feel "aur thoda ruk jaata to accha model milta"

JOGI JAT ;)

http://www.indiannri.com :rolleyes:

[jogiya]

JOGI JAT :cool:

Ek admi MERE TE Bola,
meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Mein (JOGI JAT)bola, chore upaay hota to mai JOGI kyun banta?

JOGI JAT :rolleyes:

http://www.indiannri.com ;)