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devdahiya
March 12th, 2005, 12:58 PM
Tau goes to a dentist and asks," Bhai dakdar jadd[tooth] paddan ke ke pisse le se tu.
Dentist: Tau 100 rapiye
Tau : Na bhai ye te ghane jyada sein.
Dentist: Pher tau [ANESTHESIA] Jadd ne behosh na karawega te 70 rapiye lagg jyan ge.
Tau : Na bhai ibb-bi ghanne sein.
Doctor : Pher te tau jamoor[cutting plier] tein kadhh dyange aur 30 rapiye lyange...par tanne likh ke dena pddega ak je koe ook-chook hogi te uski jimedarri teri hogi.
Tau : Arre ramphal ki maa, aajya padwalle............Lya bhai dakdar kadde goothha karoon.............Tagajje tein padd de apni tai ki jadd ne.
mukeshkumar007
March 12th, 2005, 04:32 PM
Good one.... :) :)
Dhiya ji muje apki aur tau ki koi setting lagti hai....... kya pata tau ke kise aap se hi suune ko milte hai.......
anilsangwan
March 12th, 2005, 05:10 PM
Ha ha ha ha..Tayee ki Jaad thee....Tau ke kaunsa dard hona tha ....
stokas
March 12th, 2005, 07:01 PM
Tai ki jaad, tau ke daam.................!
Dev saahab, badhiyaa hai.
Ek baar Natthu bimaar hogyaa, to doctor ke chalya gaya. Doctor ne uska bukhar dekh kar teeka laga diya aur bolyaa, "lyaa tau, 20 rapiye dede". Natthu bolyaa, "20 rapiye kyaanke bhai?" Doctor bolyaa, "tau teeka lagaya sai, uske". Natthu bolyaa, "Is choti si sooin ke 20 rapiye?" Doctor bolyaa, "tau, yaa sooin nuuwein konyaan lagdi!" Natthu bolyaa, "chaal mhare khet mein, main terai saabat 'phaali' bathaa duungaa aur ek anna konyaa luun".
Shailendra Tokas
devdahiya
March 13th, 2005, 05:36 PM
Tai ki jaad, tau ke daam.................!
Dev saahab, badhiyaa hai.
Ek baar Natthu bimaar hogyaa, to doctor ke chalya gaya. Doctor ne uska bukhar dekh kar teeka laga diya aur bolyaa, "lyaa tau, 20 rapiye dede". Natthu bolyaa, "20 rapiye kyaanke bhai?" Doctor bolyaa, "tau teeka lagaya sai, uske". Natthu bolyaa, "Is choti si sooin ke 20 rapiye?" Doctor bolyaa, "tau, yaa sooin nuuwein konyaan lagdi!" Natthu bolyaa, "chaal mhare khet mein, main terai saabat 'phaali' bathaa duungaa aur ek anna konyaa luun".
Shailendra Tokas
Good one Shailendra Bhai.............PHALLI......ha....ha....ha
harish
March 14th, 2005, 02:23 AM
Good one Shailendra Bhai.............PHALLI......ha....ha....ha
shailendra bhai,
it was too good..dahiya yaar bura manya manniye..par tere tau ale naa bi maaf kar gya yo chutkula to...api chutkula appreciate karne me haath naa bheechaan (hope u understand)...............
amar0974
March 14th, 2005, 12:32 PM
Hahaha.........HHPPG, Ghaney kasutey they bhai dono Tau khaskar Tokas ji ke Tau na ta Lath a gaad deya. :)
devdahiya
January 7th, 2006, 06:48 PM
shailendra bhai,
it was too good..dahiya yaar bura manya manniye..par tere tau ale naa bi maaf kar gya yo chutkula to...api chutkula appreciate karne me haath naa bheechaan (hope u understand)...............
Koe farak nahin pendda bhai.......lagge raho !
downtoearth
January 8th, 2006, 12:17 PM
Tai ki jaad, tau ke daam.................!
Dev saahab, badhiyaa hai.
Ek baar Natthu bimaar hogyaa, to doctor ke chalya gaya. Doctor ne uska bukhar dekh kar teeka laga diya aur bolyaa, "lyaa tau, 20 rapiye dede". Natthu bolyaa, "20 rapiye kyaanke bhai?" Doctor bolyaa, "tau teeka lagaya sai, uske". Natthu bolyaa, "Is choti si sooin ke 20 rapiye?" Doctor bolyaa, "tau, yaa sooin nuuwein konyaan lagdi!" Natthu bolyaa, "chaal mhare khet mein, main terai saabat 'phaali' bathaa duungaa aur ek anna konyaa luun".
Shailendra Tokas
hahahahahahaaa .....:D ..dev sir aur tokas sir katti sod bharr di hahahaaaa.:D :D
wo nuey tau suaa luaan chala gaya to doc ne sua laa diya. sua lagdey hi tau ney rukaa marya...''Hiaaaeyyyy''........sua laan ke baad doc ney tau tahii puchya.......
doc >> tau dard howey tha key. ?
tau.>>> . Na 'SUAAD' aawey thaa...:p
dhankhar
January 8th, 2006, 12:45 PM
all 3 are nice jokes... i hope, dahiya sahab ke tau ne unn ka signature padh liya hoga... dats y he is ready to take such a gr8 risk... hahaha... just kidding !
jitendershooda
January 14th, 2006, 12:40 AM
Bhaiyo bahut e badhiya ...baat pe baat isa lage hai janu saanjh ne hukke pe baithe ghandan lag rahe hein ...