harish
March 14th, 2005, 06:56 AM
pahlaan to group ke logo tahi raam raam,
to bhai manne ek DSP paa chutkula yaad agya....sunio dikhs thamne saayad naa suna ho...
baat nu hoi, ki ek baari ek DSP ka dast (loose motions) lag re the haar kaati bhunda haal ho rya tha marebate kaa. tadke tadke police station jaa ke ramsingh taa bolya " bhai ram singh, aaj kasuta kaam ho rya sai, jaa koe bhi ave naa to kah diye DSP saab do din pacche baat karenge, thaam FIR daraj karva dyo".
DUFARI ke maah, ek gaam ke admiyan ka taul (group) aan khada hoya. ramsinggh naa bole, bhai gaam mah ladai hogi ghani bhundi, sir (head) foot ge logaan ke, hamne DSP taa milna sai. bhai sipahi bichara naa bada samjhaya---fer tham naa to bera ye sai, gaam ale ke manne the. DSP bolya main chaal to padunga thaare seti lekin jhagada sulajhte hi bhaaj ke aa jyaunga, manna rokiyo manya. gaam ale bole ji thik sai.
Bhai. DSP kotthe main le ke naa bad gya donu ke donu ladai party ke logan naa, haar do do mare joot, 200 rapiye jurmana karke, jhagda nipata diya. bahar aa ke bolya-ib manna jaan dyo. Log bole- dsp saab aap kade kade to aao so, hamne kimme seva paani ka mauka dyo. dsp bolya naa, fer kade dekhange, samjhya karo (ha ha ha ha, uske gele to kasuti ban ri thi naa).
dsp kaa seti jo sipahi aa re the vein bi khagad soche the haaki aaj to mithai sithai khaan naa milaagi??? itnni baar maa DSP naa dhyaan sa laa ke or apne pet (belly) ki socch ke nu kahya-"ib tham naa hi mande to meri khatar to DALIYA(GAAS) banva dyo. NU sunde hi saath bhai sipahiyaan ki to maa (mother) si margayi. Ib dsp pacche gaam ale spahiyaan ka dhore jaa ke bole, thaam batao saab ke lyoge. sipahi bichare soche the jaa DSP taa upar bol diya kimme to uski bejaati ho jya hogi, bole--naa naa haam to nue saadh lenge. Gaam alaan naa jib kaati ye hanga kar liya to vo chiide hue sipahi bole " jaa yo DSP ye daliya kha sai to mhari to DO (two) taasale KHAL (animal feed) BHIVA de"
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to bhai manne ek DSP paa chutkula yaad agya....sunio dikhs thamne saayad naa suna ho...
baat nu hoi, ki ek baari ek DSP ka dast (loose motions) lag re the haar kaati bhunda haal ho rya tha marebate kaa. tadke tadke police station jaa ke ramsingh taa bolya " bhai ram singh, aaj kasuta kaam ho rya sai, jaa koe bhi ave naa to kah diye DSP saab do din pacche baat karenge, thaam FIR daraj karva dyo".
DUFARI ke maah, ek gaam ke admiyan ka taul (group) aan khada hoya. ramsinggh naa bole, bhai gaam mah ladai hogi ghani bhundi, sir (head) foot ge logaan ke, hamne DSP taa milna sai. bhai sipahi bichara naa bada samjhaya---fer tham naa to bera ye sai, gaam ale ke manne the. DSP bolya main chaal to padunga thaare seti lekin jhagada sulajhte hi bhaaj ke aa jyaunga, manna rokiyo manya. gaam ale bole ji thik sai.
Bhai. DSP kotthe main le ke naa bad gya donu ke donu ladai party ke logan naa, haar do do mare joot, 200 rapiye jurmana karke, jhagda nipata diya. bahar aa ke bolya-ib manna jaan dyo. Log bole- dsp saab aap kade kade to aao so, hamne kimme seva paani ka mauka dyo. dsp bolya naa, fer kade dekhange, samjhya karo (ha ha ha ha, uske gele to kasuti ban ri thi naa).
dsp kaa seti jo sipahi aa re the vein bi khagad soche the haaki aaj to mithai sithai khaan naa milaagi??? itnni baar maa DSP naa dhyaan sa laa ke or apne pet (belly) ki socch ke nu kahya-"ib tham naa hi mande to meri khatar to DALIYA(GAAS) banva dyo. NU sunde hi saath bhai sipahiyaan ki to maa (mother) si margayi. Ib dsp pacche gaam ale spahiyaan ka dhore jaa ke bole, thaam batao saab ke lyoge. sipahi bichare soche the jaa DSP taa upar bol diya kimme to uski bejaati ho jya hogi, bole--naa naa haam to nue saadh lenge. Gaam alaan naa jib kaati ye hanga kar liya to vo chiide hue sipahi bole " jaa yo DSP ye daliya kha sai to mhari to DO (two) taasale KHAL (animal feed) BHIVA de"
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