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poonam

March 15th, 2005, 02:54 AM

A priest, a doctor and a fresh Research Scholar die and go the heavens gate, they hear gods voice and it says " My sons i am really very sorry but the heaven is full and i can accommodate only one of u. so to choose the rightful person one by one tell me what u have done in ur lifetime."

the priest goes up first and says" well god i am a priest i am ur humble servant and have spent all my life working to spread ur message." the doctor goes up next and says " well i am a doctor and i have helped thousands of people recover from there illnesses and saved countless
lives."

the Research Scholar goes up and says " well i have done my PhD from ---- and for----- years and...." before he could say any further, the heavens' gate open and god comes out with tears in his eyes and says to the Research Scholar ...

" Say no more my son come with me coz u have already been through hell."
:D :D :D :D

ajaygahlawat

March 15th, 2005, 03:08 AM

the Research Scholar goes up and says " well i have done my PhD from ---- and for----- years and...." before he could say any further, the heavens' gate open and god comes out with tears in his eyes and says to the Research Scholar ...

" Say no more my son come with me coz u have already been through hell."
:D :D :D :D

--Courage in women is often mistaken for insanity--

I guess in needs both courage and insanity to go through hell and laugh like that :D

devdahiya

March 15th, 2005, 06:20 AM

Dear Poonam Ma'm,

Bhagwan ne bilkool sahi kiya. Poor scholar goes through hell all those years....................GOOD ONE.

dr.vinod

March 15th, 2005, 09:52 AM

Dear Dr. Poonam,
En bechare research scholars ki halat yehi hoti hai shayad.
vinod

harish

March 15th, 2005, 11:46 AM

ha ha ha .....
bhai nu manya darao yaar, i am also going to US for my PhD...THAAM NAA to kaati paccha paad diya..itni bhundi bi naa hoti hogi, jisi thamm nai kahi sai..fer ib ke bacha jya sai....pitade ke do joot or sahi.....

amar0974

March 15th, 2005, 04:07 PM

hahaha..........Bahut Badhia.

stokas

March 15th, 2005, 04:22 PM

Poonam Ji,
I don't know whether same happens with these people in real, but a good joke!!!!!

Once 2 friends went to an interview.
1 was clever while the other was stupid.
The clever one went in first.

Interviewer: Who is the PM of India?
Clever man: Manmohan Singh.
Interviewer: When did India attain independence?
Clever man: 1947.
Interviwer: How many crows are there in Delhi?
Clever man: Research is going on, I'll tell you tommorow.

The clever man went out and told the stupid man all the answers and the stupid went inside.

Interviewer: Who is your father?
Stupid man: Manmohan Singh.
Interviewer: When were you born?
Stupid man: 1947
Interviewer: Are you mad??!!
Stupid man: Research is going on, I'll tell you tommorow.

Shailendra Tokas

harish

March 15th, 2005, 08:03 PM

bhot badhiya tokas bhai,
aap kaa dhore chutkulan ka bora dikhe sai..ser pa sava ser paa ye jya sai..good one..keep posting

poonam

March 17th, 2005, 03:37 AM

itni e bhundi bane se...aur tu dekh le... :) ha ha ha .....
bhai nu manya darao yaar, i am also going to US for my PhD...THAAM NAA to kaati paccha paad diya..itni bhundi bi naa hoti hogi, jisi thamm nai kahi sai..fer ib ke bacha jya sai....pitade ke do joot or sahi.....

kulwant

March 17th, 2005, 07:02 AM

Bhot badhiya Dr. Sahab......par aajkaal Dev sansanwal bhai aap se aage nikal gaye hain :) :)

virenderk

March 17th, 2005, 04:52 PM

pehlam hi Ghana dara diya.

itni e bhundi bane se...aur tu dekh le... :)

harish

March 17th, 2005, 07:49 PM

Dr. saab ...apne to darane main koi kacchi naa chhodi...fer haam bhi pacche naa hataniye..ib saanp ka poonjhad pakad liya taa maar ke ye dum lenge.....Rest thanks for ur suggestion...............raam raam

aryapv

August 3rd, 2005, 01:00 PM

poonam

August 3rd, 2005, 01:23 PM

Ye to hakikat hai ki sach bada kadwa hota hai... Suna tha manta tha par is tarah se samne aaega ye nahi pata tha....
Par ek baat jan kar tassali hui ki kam se kam uppar to is narak se nijat milege (Theoretically).... Practical jab hoga tab pata lagega... Tab tak this HELL is to be very WELL....
Welll by the way Dr. Poonam Apka field of research kya hai... Currently mine is 'fish parasitology'

My Ph.D. was in 'molecular and cell biology/ cancer research'. Currently I'm working on identifying genes which could be candidate prognostic or diagnostic markers in renal graft rejection.

rkumar

August 3rd, 2005, 01:58 PM

My Ph.D. was in 'molecular and cell biology/ cancer research'. Currently I'm working on identifying genes which could be candidate prognostic or diagnostic markers in renal graft rejection.

Poonam Ji,

I am really very happy to know about your area of research. Hope to hear your lecture some day in our cancer hospital, which we have just started constructing. This hospital will be a real Jattu Hospital..LOL ...with some down to Earth economics ideas.

Here is the link to our foundation stone ceremony.

http://www.urdustan.net/kairana/Shamli.htm

RK^2

nisha-

August 3rd, 2005, 05:47 PM

hmmmm :) what a story

poonam

August 3rd, 2005, 07:26 PM

Poonam Ji,

I am really very happy to know about your area of research. Hope to hear your lecture some day in our cancer hospital, which we have just started constructing. This hospital will be a real Jattu Hospital..LOL ...with some down to Earth economics ideas.

Here is the link to our foundation stone ceremony.

http://www.urdustan.net/kairana/Shamli.htm

RK^2

Sure! Best wishes for the hospital!

jasbirhooda

August 3rd, 2005, 11:15 PM

maine in mese ek bhi pst nahi padhee.
because i want to do phd.

devdahiya

August 3rd, 2005, 11:45 PM

Sure! Best wishes for the hospital!

I HAVE ADMIRED YOUR SPIRITS ALWAYS. I DONT KNOW AS TO YOU BELONG TO WHICH PLACE IN HARYANA BUT I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER THAT YOU ARE A WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING AND YOUR POSTS OUT HERE ARE SOMETHING SPECIAL. RESPECT YOU MA'm. KEEP IT UP! MY BEST WISHES ARE ALWAYS WITH YOU.

poonam

August 4th, 2005, 09:03 AM

I HAVE ADMIRED YOUR SPIRITS ALWAYS. I DONT KNOW AS TO YOU BELONG TO WHICH PLACE IN HARYANA BUT I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER THAT YOU ARE A WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING AND YOUR POSTS OUT HERE ARE SOMETHING SPECIAL. RESPECT YOU MA'm. KEEP IT UP! MY BEST WISHES ARE ALWAYS WITH YOU.

Many thanks for the appreciation and kind words!!

brad

August 5th, 2005, 04:49 AM

rajendra ji, wow !!! just too good!
good luck !