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rajeshrathee
March 15th, 2005, 09:51 PM
:cool: One man went to study different religions.First he went to a church.He looked at the building and then asked:What is your system of collecting money?
Priest: We draw a line and ask the people to throw money,towards the line.Whatever money crosses the line is given to God and the remaining we keep.
The same answer came when he went to visit a mosque.
When the man went to a temple and asked the same question ,the Priest said:I bet our system is the best.We throw the money in the air,whatever God has to keep he keeps and the money that comes back to the ground is taken by us.

rajeshrathee
March 15th, 2005, 09:53 PM
:p ANOTHER ONE 4 MY BROTHERS

Santa : My grandfather is at the age of 90 and still doesn't use glasses. Banta : But how is this possible? Santa : He drinks directly from the bottle.

stokas
March 17th, 2005, 10:57 AM
:p ANOTHER ONE 4 MY BROTHERS

Santa : My grandfather is at the age of 90 and still doesn't use glasses. Banta : But how is this possible? Santa : He drinks directly from the bottle.

Good funda Rajesh Ji,

one more............


SIR: When was ROME built?
STUDENT: It was built at night.
SIR: How did you know?
STUDENT:Sir, you only said that "ROME WAS NOT BUILT IN A DAY".

Enjoy!!

Tokas

harish
March 20th, 2005, 03:21 AM
bhai rathee saab ..apki money collection bhot ye andy sai..chit bi meri har paat bi meri.....or aan dyo..