jitender_singh
March 17th, 2005, 10:30 PM
All the scientist die and go to Heaven.............
They decide
to paly hide-n-seek....................
Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...................
he is supposed to count up to 100....................
and then start searching...................
Every one starts hiding except Newton...........
Newton just draws a squars of 1 meter and stand in it right in front of Einstein.......................
Einstien's counting
1,2, 3.............98,99......100,he opens his eyes and finds Newton standing infront..............
Einstein says"Newton out.Newton..........out.........
Newton denies and says Newton is not out.
he claims that he is not Newton..................
All the scientist come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton.................
Newton says"I am standing in a square of area 1 meter squared.................
That makes me Newton per meter squared..............
Since a Newton per meter square is one Pascal..........
Therefore I am Pascal..........
Pascal is out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They decide
to paly hide-n-seek....................
Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...................
he is supposed to count up to 100....................
and then start searching...................
Every one starts hiding except Newton...........
Newton just draws a squars of 1 meter and stand in it right in front of Einstein.......................
Einstien's counting
1,2, 3.............98,99......100,he opens his eyes and finds Newton standing infront..............
Einstein says"Newton out.Newton..........out.........
Newton denies and says Newton is not out.
he claims that he is not Newton..................
All the scientist come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton.................
Newton says"I am standing in a square of area 1 meter squared.................
That makes me Newton per meter squared..............
Since a Newton per meter square is one Pascal..........
Therefore I am Pascal..........
Pascal is out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!