Taxi Driver!

[rohittewatia]

One day, a taxi driver(sardar) was driving along the road, he saw a priest looking for a ride. He pulled the taxi over.
He asked, "Where are you going, Father?"

I'm going to the church 5 miles down the road," replied the priest.

"No problem, Father! I'll get you there. Get in."

The happy priest climbed in and the taxi driver continued down the road.
Suddenly the Sardarjee saw a Pakistani walking down the road and instinctively he swerved the cab to hit him. But, then he remembered there was a priest in the car with him, so at the last moment he swerved back away, narrowly missing the Paki. However even though he was certain he missed the Paki, he still heard a loud "THUD". Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced in his! mirrors and when he didn't see anything,

He turned to the priest and said, I'm sorry Father. I almost hit that Pakistani" That's okay", replied the priest. "I got him with the door!"

[rohittewatia]

"Mom," little Johnny asked, "Does Jesus uses our bathroom?"
"Why, no!" his mother said sweetly. "Why do you ask?" "Cause every morning, daddy kicks the door and yells, "Christ, are you still in there?"

[raj2rif]

One day, a taxi driver(sardar) was driving along the road, he saw a priest looking for a ride. He pulled the taxi over.
He asked, "Where are you going, Father?"

I'm going to the church 5 miles down the road," replied the priest.

"No problem, Father! I'll get you there. Get in."

The happy priest climbed in and the taxi driver continued down the road.
Suddenly the Sardarjee saw a Pakistani walking down the road and instinctively he swerved the cab to hit him. But, then he remembered there was a priest in the car with him, so at the last moment he swerved back away, narrowly missing the Paki. However even though he was certain he missed the Paki, he still heard a loud "THUD". Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced in his! mirrors and when he didn't see anything,

He turned to the priest and said, I'm sorry Father. I almost hit that Pakistani" That's okay", replied the priest. "I got him with the door!"
good one Rohit.

[raj2rif]

"Mom," little Johnny asked, "Does Jesus uses our bathroom?"
"Why, no!" his mother said sweetly. "Why do you ask?" "Cause every morning, daddy kicks the door and yells, "Christ, are you still in there?"
:) Excellent! Ha Ha Ha! :)

[tewatiapraveen]

[B]"Mom," little Johnny asked, "Does Jesus uses our bathroom?"
"Why, no!" his mother said sweetly. "Why do you ask?" "Cause every morning, daddy kicks the door and yells, "Christ, are you still in there?"

U R doing good Rohit !!!!