anil_cogent
March 26th, 2005, 02:21 PM
A rabbit was hopping through the forest when he came
upon a giraffe rolling a joint.
The rabbit said, "Giraffe, don't do drugs. Come, run
with me through the forest."
The giraffe looked at the rabbit, then at the joint.
He dropped the joint and ran off with the rabbit. They
came upon an elephant snorting cocaine.
The Rabbit said, "Elephant, don't do drugs. Come, run
with us through the forest."
The elephant looked at his razor blade and mirror,
tossed them away and began running with the rabbit and
giraffe.
The three animals then came across a lion about to
shoot up.
The Rabbit said, "Lion, don't do drugs. Come, run with
us through the forest."
The lion looked at the rabbit and then at the needle.
He put down the needle and started to beat up the
rabbit.
Horrified, the giraffe and elephant asked, "Lion, why
are you doing this? He was trying to help you.
The lion answered, "This little thingie? He makes me
run around the forest like an idiot every time
he's on "ecstasy."
upon a giraffe rolling a joint.
The rabbit said, "Giraffe, don't do drugs. Come, run
with me through the forest."
The giraffe looked at the rabbit, then at the joint.
He dropped the joint and ran off with the rabbit. They
came upon an elephant snorting cocaine.
The Rabbit said, "Elephant, don't do drugs. Come, run
with us through the forest."
The elephant looked at his razor blade and mirror,
tossed them away and began running with the rabbit and
giraffe.
The three animals then came across a lion about to
shoot up.
The Rabbit said, "Lion, don't do drugs. Come, run with
us through the forest."
The lion looked at the rabbit and then at the needle.
He put down the needle and started to beat up the
rabbit.
Horrified, the giraffe and elephant asked, "Lion, why
are you doing this? He was trying to help you.
The lion answered, "This little thingie? He makes me
run around the forest like an idiot every time
he's on "ecstasy."