raj2rif
March 28th, 2005, 09:13 AM
It is humor and I would request any Sikh reading it to take it lightly please.
Q1. Why was a sardar keeping empty bottles in his refrigrator?
A They were for non - drinkers.
Q2. Why do Sardar have see-through lunch box lids?
A. So that when they are on train they can tell if they are going to work or coming home.
Q3. Why couldn't the Sardar dial 911?
A He could not find number 11 on the dial
Q4. Why does a Sardar change his baby's diapers only once a month?
A. Because it says right on the box "good for 20 pounds".
Q5. Why did 18 Sardarjis go to a movie together?
A. Because below 18 was not allowed.
Q6. What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q7. What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
A. Run like crazy... he has got a hand grenade in his mouth.
Q8. What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A. Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q9. Why the employer wanted a Sardar to work seven days a week?
A. So he does not have to retrain him on Monday.
Q10. What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer?
A. Just beer Singh (T being silent)
Q11.Why does Sardar smiles during lightening?
A. He thinks his picture is being taken.
Q12 Why does a Sardar have "TGIF" written on his shoes?
A. Toes goes in first.
Q 13. How can you tell that the fax has been sent by your Sardar friend?
A. It has a postage stamp on it.
Q 14. How do you get Sardar on the roof?
A. Tell him drinks are on the house.
Q15. Why a Sardar could not write eleven?
A. He could not figure out which "one" comes first.
Q1. Why was a sardar keeping empty bottles in his refrigrator?
A They were for non - drinkers.
Q2. Why do Sardar have see-through lunch box lids?
A. So that when they are on train they can tell if they are going to work or coming home.
Q3. Why couldn't the Sardar dial 911?
A He could not find number 11 on the dial
Q4. Why does a Sardar change his baby's diapers only once a month?
A. Because it says right on the box "good for 20 pounds".
Q5. Why did 18 Sardarjis go to a movie together?
A. Because below 18 was not allowed.
Q6. What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q7. What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
A. Run like crazy... he has got a hand grenade in his mouth.
Q8. What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A. Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q9. Why the employer wanted a Sardar to work seven days a week?
A. So he does not have to retrain him on Monday.
Q10. What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer?
A. Just beer Singh (T being silent)
Q11.Why does Sardar smiles during lightening?
A. He thinks his picture is being taken.
Q12 Why does a Sardar have "TGIF" written on his shoes?
A. Toes goes in first.
Q 13. How can you tell that the fax has been sent by your Sardar friend?
A. It has a postage stamp on it.
Q 14. How do you get Sardar on the roof?
A. Tell him drinks are on the house.
Q15. Why a Sardar could not write eleven?
A. He could not figure out which "one" comes first.