sejwaldeepak
March 30th, 2005, 11:06 AM
BANTA SINGH NEEDS VITAMINS FOR GRANDSON.
BANTA Singh: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
BANTA Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!! :rolleyes:
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Jasmeet Kaur watched her husband Santa Singh searching high and low, all over
the living room. She asked him: "What are you so frantically searching?"
Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet: "And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?"
Santa: "Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on television saying 'You
are watching the Star World channel'? "How can he know what I am watching?" :D
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Once Mirza Ghalib fell madly in love with a girl. unfortunately, she wouldn't respond in a positive manner.
Mirza Sahib tried his best many times but was unable to convince her.
So, one day in a fit of sadness, he went to her house and started urinating on the main entrance gate of her
house !!
He was caught red handed by some people. On recognizing Mirza Ghalib they asked, "Mirza Sahib, yeh
aap kya kar rahe hainn ?"
Mirza Ghalib replied:
"Tere pyar mein youn dukhi hai Ghalib,
Tere pyar mein youn dukhi hai Ghalib,
Ke aaansoo bhi nikalte hain raste badal badal ke" :eek:
BANTA Singh: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
BANTA Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!! :rolleyes:
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Jasmeet Kaur watched her husband Santa Singh searching high and low, all over
the living room. She asked him: "What are you so frantically searching?"
Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet: "And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?"
Santa: "Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on television saying 'You
are watching the Star World channel'? "How can he know what I am watching?" :D
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Once Mirza Ghalib fell madly in love with a girl. unfortunately, she wouldn't respond in a positive manner.
Mirza Sahib tried his best many times but was unable to convince her.
So, one day in a fit of sadness, he went to her house and started urinating on the main entrance gate of her
house !!
He was caught red handed by some people. On recognizing Mirza Ghalib they asked, "Mirza Sahib, yeh
aap kya kar rahe hainn ?"
Mirza Ghalib replied:
"Tere pyar mein youn dukhi hai Ghalib,
Tere pyar mein youn dukhi hai Ghalib,
Ke aaansoo bhi nikalte hain raste badal badal ke" :eek: