deepakdahiya
April 7th, 2005, 04:44 PM
aap sab ke liye kuch sawal soch samajh ker jawab dena.....
Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of
pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
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why ?? why ?? :-)
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Tendulkar is an opener
Q4. The Madrasi said, I want! to see the movie 'heart is
umbrella'.
Which movie did he really want to see?
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Dil Chhata Hai!
Q5. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan
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nahi?
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Socho socho
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&! nbsp; ?
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aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
Q6. What will! u call a person who is ! leaving India??
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Socho...............
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Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?
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Answer) adidas
Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a
well.
Luv fells into the well. Why ?
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Because Luv is blind!!!!!
Now Kush also jumps inside. Why?
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OK lot's of head scratching done.
Answer is... Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
Want one more...
Q9. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?..
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nahi pata..??
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answer) D'Cold
chain ki saans - D'cold
Q10. chalo ab batao... Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
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this is quite simple..
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answer) D'Col! d again
kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi :P
Q11. Jugal Hansraj and Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the.
Bus aayi - Mayuri gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya - kyon?
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Because Mayuri 'can - go'.
Ek aur.....
Q12. Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain.
Kajol chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon??
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think harder...
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Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha, ha...
Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain tumhe
Q13. kamal ,vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade the..
bus aai vimal chad jata hai per kamal ! nahin jata hai why???
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Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!
aur chhaiye...theek hai
Q15. Kadar Khan aur Shakti Kapoor dono bus stop pe khade
the...
bus aai aur Kadar Khan chad jata hai per Shakti Kapoor nahin
jata
Qyo???
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&nb! sp; ?
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Qyonkieeeeeee woh Shakti Kapoor dusri bus ke wait kar raha
tha
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aakhri sawaal
Q16. Amitabh aur Pran dono bus estop pe khade the...
bus aai aur Pran chad jata hai per Amitabh nahin jata.
Qyo???
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pran jaye per bacchan na jaye
aab kya...
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&! nbsp; ?
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kucch bhi nahi.
Have a good time and get back to work.
*****Jai Mata Di*****
Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of
pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
?
?
why ?? why ?? :-)
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Tendulkar is an opener
Q4. The Madrasi said, I want! to see the movie 'heart is
umbrella'.
Which movie did he really want to see?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Dil Chhata Hai!
Q5. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan
main
nahi?
?
?
Socho socho
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
&! nbsp; ?
?
?
?
?
?
?
aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
Q6. What will! u call a person who is ! leaving India??
?
?
Socho...............
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Answer) adidas
Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a
well.
Luv fells into the well. Why ?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Because Luv is blind!!!!!
Now Kush also jumps inside. Why?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
OK lot's of head scratching done.
Answer is... Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
Want one more...
Q9. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?..
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
nahi pata..??
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
answer) D'Cold
chain ki saans - D'cold
Q10. chalo ab batao... Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
this is quite simple..
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
answer) D'Col! d again
kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi :P
Q11. Jugal Hansraj and Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the.
Bus aayi - Mayuri gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya - kyon?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Because Mayuri 'can - go'.
Ek aur.....
Q12. Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain.
Kajol chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon??
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
think harder...
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha, ha...
Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain tumhe
Q13. kamal ,vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade the..
bus aai vimal chad jata hai per kamal ! nahin jata hai why???
&n! bsp; ?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!
aur chhaiye...theek hai
Q15. Kadar Khan aur Shakti Kapoor dono bus stop pe khade
the...
bus aai aur Kadar Khan chad jata hai per Shakti Kapoor nahin
jata
Qyo???
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
&nb! sp; ?
?
?
?
Qyonkieeeeeee woh Shakti Kapoor dusri bus ke wait kar raha
tha
!
aakhri sawaal
Q16. Amitabh aur Pran dono bus estop pe khade the...
bus aai aur Pran chad jata hai per Amitabh nahin jata.
Qyo???
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
pran jaye per bacchan na jaye
aab kya...
?
&! nbsp; ?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
kucch bhi nahi.
Have a good time and get back to work.
*****Jai Mata Di*****