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malikmca
April 25th, 2005, 04:20 PM
21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.

20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health
conscious.

19. Sprays duo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.

18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.

17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".
Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway".
Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".
Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)

16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every
time he steps out.
15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts
in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible
(but deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).

13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.
12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee"
several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed)
11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY,
says "Oh! British Style!!!!"
10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.
9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".
8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.
7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.
6. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is
experiencing it for the first time.
5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".
4. Looks speciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.

Few more important

3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by
which he traveled back to India, even after 4 months of arrival.
2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to
roll the bag on Indian Roads.

Ultimate one

1. Tries to begin conversation with
"In US ...." or "When I was in US..."

jitender_singh
April 25th, 2005, 06:22 PM
hahahhahha..

good one..

cheers
Jitender

dchhill
April 26th, 2005, 10:31 AM
good one :) it's a new concept and shows that people are returning to India. anyways people will always criticize.

mukeshkumar007
April 26th, 2005, 03:31 PM
:) :D :D
ha ha ha
very nice sandeep.
:) :)
Ek treatment ho sakta hai aise logo ka. Jo bi U.S.A. se aye unko direct kisi khet maie 4-5 days Lawani karwani chiye...

malikmca
April 26th, 2005, 04:51 PM
Are Mukesh jee.....
Lawni karane gusha diye to bolenge "You know when i was in US farmers used automatic m/c for all this stuff....its still so hectic here"..... :D :D :D

mukeshkumar007
April 30th, 2005, 07:05 PM
Are Mukesh jee.....
Lawni karane gusha diye to bolenge "You know when i was in US farmers used automatic m/c for all this stuff....its still so hectic here"..... :D :D :D

To fir yaar kya kare inka :D :D

malikmca
May 1st, 2005, 12:08 PM
chor do Mukesh jee inko inke haal pe....don't take tension

ajaygahlawat
May 1st, 2005, 11:56 PM
To fir yaar kya kare inka :D :D

Ek ilaj hai. All europeans use that for americans.

Ask them candidly... "Ah, so you guys voted Bush to power?"
And just watch them react. It is funny.