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[me_rathee]

Funny SMS Shayri


Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria............HOW R U?????? ************************************************** ***************

If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!...
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Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada...
I LOV U
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Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be
one heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!!
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Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
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I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the
"E",... so pls can I have "U"?
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True friends are those
Who Care without hasitation,
Remember without Limitation,
Forgive without any Explanation,
and Love even with little Communication!!!
The Golden words are "Don't cry in Love"
because for whom u r crying does not deserve your tears
and the person who deserves it will never let u cry!!
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What is sweet but not Honey,
Precious but not Money,
Bright but not Sunshine,
Improves with time but not Wine???
Its....OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!
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Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,
pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.
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Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua....
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
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u r a donkey
d 4 decent
o 4 outclass
n 4 nice
k 4 kind
e 4 excelent
y 4 young
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I am in hospital now.
After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room.
The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
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If i cud reach up and hold a star 4 every time u made me smile the entire evening sky wud b in the palm of my hand.
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My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!
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Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
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When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!!
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Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
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Think Big...
Think Positive...
Think Smart...
Think Beautiful...
Think Great...
I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut...
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
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5 great people:
1.Quaid
woh to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim Akram
woh kisi kaam ka nahi
3.Aishwarya Rai
apni pohanch say bahir
4.baqi rahe aap aur hum
So keep in Touch
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Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
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.....the Heart Beat of my Phone
.....is ur Message Tone
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VERY... Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions...I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt U....
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Sweet candies are nice to eat
Sweet words are easy to say
but, sweet ppl are hard to find
OH MY GOD! how did u find me
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[bhupindersingh]

:) ha ha ha

[sombir]

Read them too.........


Jo aasani se mile wo hai gam...
Jo mushkil se mile wo hai Rum...
Jo kisi-2 ko mile wo hai Dum...
Jo sirf nasseb walon ko mile wo hain..
HUM


Dostne dosti ke liye dost ko bhula diya,
Kya hua jo kisi aur ke liye aapne hame bhula diya,
hum to vese bhi akele the,
kya hua jo aapne hame ehsas dila diya...


Keep the smile, leave the tear,
Think of joy, forget the fear...
Hold the laugh, leave the pain,
Be joyous dear till we meet again...



Gujre hue kal ki yaad ati hai,
kuch lamho se ankhen bhar ati hai,
woh subah rangeen woh shaam nirali jati hai,
jaab aap jaise dosto ki yaad ati hai...



Dil se Dil lagakar to dekho,
Hamari yaadon mein aansoo bahakar to dekho,
SMS to kya call bhi karoonga,
Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chukakar to dekho...




Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,
aur Dr ne kaha hai ki khoob sare SMS ki
botle chadani padegi,
so Please donate SMS, its URGENT....



Unse Roj milne ko dil chahta hai,
kuch sunane aur sunane ko dil chahta hai,
Tha kisi ke manane ka andaz aisa ki,
first ruth jane ko dil chahta hai...




Kya kar rahe ho?
Busy ho?
Kitne busy ho?
Thode ho? ki
bahut ho?
Agar thoda
ho to
sms kyo nahi karte ho? aur
agar zyada ho to,
sms kyo padh rahe ho??



Friendship is a language spoken by heart... not written on paper, not
given by pledge... it is a promise renewed everytime we keep in touch...
Take Care...



ABHI BOLE TO BHAI KO TERE SMS NAHI AARELE, BHAI KA KHOPDI BOT TIGHT
HE BOL NIKALU KYA TERA LUCKY DRAW? BOLE TO DO-CHAR sms CHIPKA DAL MAMU.
sender circuit bhai



kali se phul banane me kitna waqt lagta hai,
lehro ko kinaro se milne me kitna waqt lagta hai
mobile hai to kar do na sms
karne me kitna waqt lagta hai..



Patthar se dosti, jaan ko khatra.
Sardar se dosti, dimag ko khatra.
Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra.
Hum se dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra.



Is duniya me 3 tarah k log hi Khushnasib hote hain,
1- wo jinhe saccha pyar milta hai,
2- Jinhe Accha yaar milta hai,
aur
3- Jinhe mera SMS bar bar milta hai...



Friends are like shoes,some loose some tight,some fit just right,they help
u as u walk through life.thanks for being my size.



Zindagi Jeene ke bahane bahut hain...
Kis kis ko SMS karun kambhakt is Nacheez ke Deewane bahut hain...!!



Sitam dhane ki had hoti hai,
pas na ane ki - ruth jane ki hadh hoti hai..
Ek SMS to kar de jalim,
paise bachane ki bhi hadh hoti hai..



If you like it then ofcourse, you are always invited to SMS me at:
9935209454
Amit Aggarwal
1st year
M.Tech. (IS)


I made a cup (
of coffee ))
specially _((_
for u. d__l

There is no Sugar,
but don't worry,
the sender is Sweet

GUD MORNING...





I TRUST U
is a better compliment than
I LOVE YOU

Bcoz u may not always
trust the person u luv but
u can always luv the person
whom u trust....!

Trust U!




Sometimes in life v tend 2 run so fast tht v dont notice FRENZ runnin wid
us,
v only notice thm wen v fall and THEY r thr 2 hold us.
So run, as i m thr 2 hold u.




In friendship,
words can go unspoken,
yet still be understood.
That's why I am sure that though
I don't say it often, you know how much
i value you.

Take care




Do U need a FACELIFT?
ThR's 1 thT's FREE, always handy,
makes u LUK younger & has no undesirable side effects.

Its called a SMILE. Keep smilIN always.




What Would U Do if...
U Lose A Friend Like Me 1 Day?

I knew U"d
Never stop Until
U find me!




Sharp is ur memory,
sweet is ur name,
deep in my heart u'll always remain.




Earth wants water,
flower wants dew,
I want nothing but a BIG SMILE from u!



Ek tanha raat me teri yaad aayi,
tanhai mitane ko humne ek ciggarette jalai,
na jane kaise qayamat ho gayi,
aur dhue ne bhi teri tasveeer banayi...




LAILA ko MAJNU ka sms nahi aya,
LAILA ne 3 din khana nahi khaya...
LAILA mare vali he MAJNU k pyar me,
aur MAJNU baitha hai sms free hone k intezar me..




U want u get that is luck,
u want and u wait that is time,
u want but u compromise that is life...
But u want, u wait and u compromise that is love... :-)




When it rains,

u don't see
the sun,

but its there,

hope we can
be like that,

we don't see
each other,

but we'll alwz
be there
4 each other...





10.10 |
| No Space |
| for new |
| messages |

but there's always
a space in my HEART 4 "U"




It's difficult to find someone like U,
its like opening a 100 shells under the sea to find 1 pearl.

But finding U makesthe dive worthwhile!

[me_rathee]

WAAH WAAH WAAH

KADIAN SAAB AAPNE TO KAMAL KAR DIYA

KYA BADHIYA JOKE SUNAYE HAI

REALLY NICE

AISE HI SUNATE RAHA KIJIYE