sombir
April 29th, 2005, 10:07 AM
Some good jokes : -
Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all
around his living room. Jasmeet: 'What are you searching for?' Santa:
'Hidden cameras!' Jasmeet: 'And what makes you think that there are
hidden cameras here?' Santa: 'That guy on TV knows exactly what I am
doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying 'You are watching MTV!
How does he know that?' :D
A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did all of
my intelligence come from?' The father replied: 'Well, son, you must
have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine.' :D
Santa Singh is walking down the street and stops a man to ask for the
time. The man, looking at his watch, helpfully responds, 'The time is
now four o'clock.' Santa Singh scratches his head and says, 'Oye!
Kamaal hai! I've been asking people that question all day long, and
each time I get a different answer.' :D
In a Japanese house a baby was born. It had tiny eyes, nose, ears and
mouth; so they named him Ingwingwong. Soon a second baby was born. It
also had tiny ears, eyes, nose and mouth. They named him
Chingwingwong. Then the third was born. It had BIG ears, eyes, nose
and mouth. The parents thought for long and at last named him
Somethingwrong. :D :D
'Honey,' said a husband to his wife, 'I invited a friend home for
dinner.' 'What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go
shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a
fancy meal!' 'I know all that.' 'Then why did you invite a friend for
supper?' 'Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married.' :D
Santa Singh was telling his son about his days as a famous boxer. 'The
bell rang and we met in the center of the ring. I threw a left hook,
and he got me with a right cross. It was brutal.' The son was proud of
his father's courage. 'Then in the second round I took a couple of
shots, but held my ground. By the third round I had my opponent
worried.' 'Did you really?' his son asked. 'You bet, he thought that
he had killed me.' :D :D
Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all
around his living room. Jasmeet: 'What are you searching for?' Santa:
'Hidden cameras!' Jasmeet: 'And what makes you think that there are
hidden cameras here?' Santa: 'That guy on TV knows exactly what I am
doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying 'You are watching MTV!
How does he know that?' :D
A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did all of
my intelligence come from?' The father replied: 'Well, son, you must
have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine.' :D
Santa Singh is walking down the street and stops a man to ask for the
time. The man, looking at his watch, helpfully responds, 'The time is
now four o'clock.' Santa Singh scratches his head and says, 'Oye!
Kamaal hai! I've been asking people that question all day long, and
each time I get a different answer.' :D
In a Japanese house a baby was born. It had tiny eyes, nose, ears and
mouth; so they named him Ingwingwong. Soon a second baby was born. It
also had tiny ears, eyes, nose and mouth. They named him
Chingwingwong. Then the third was born. It had BIG ears, eyes, nose
and mouth. The parents thought for long and at last named him
Somethingwrong. :D :D
'Honey,' said a husband to his wife, 'I invited a friend home for
dinner.' 'What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go
shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a
fancy meal!' 'I know all that.' 'Then why did you invite a friend for
supper?' 'Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married.' :D
Santa Singh was telling his son about his days as a famous boxer. 'The
bell rang and we met in the center of the ring. I threw a left hook,
and he got me with a right cross. It was brutal.' The son was proud of
his father's courage. 'Then in the second round I took a couple of
shots, but held my ground. By the third round I had my opponent
worried.' 'Did you really?' his son asked. 'You bet, he thought that
he had killed me.' :D :D