malikmca
May 11th, 2005, 03:56 PM
One day in future :
Year : 2020
Place : New York City, USA.
Alex : Hi John, you didn't come to office yesterday?
John : Yeah, I was in the Indian Embassy for stamping.
Alex: Oh really? What happened, I heard that nowadays it has become very strict.
John : Yeah, but I managed to get it.
Alex : How long did it take to get it stamped?
John : Oh, it was nasty man, long queue. Bill Gates was standing in front of me and they played with him like anything. Thats why it got delayed. I went there at 2 am and waited and returned by 4 pm.
Alex : Really? In India, it is a matter of an hour to get stamped for USA
John : Yeah, but that is because who in India will be interested in coming to USA man, their economy has been booming.
Alex : So, when are you leaving?
John : Anytime, after receiving my tickets from the client in India and you know, I will be getting a chance to fly Air-India. Sort of dream come true.
Alex : How long are you going to stay in India.
John : What do you mean by how long. I will be settled in India, my company has promised me that they will process my Hara Patta [Green Card].
Alex : Really, lucky person man, it is very difficult to get a Hara Patta in India.
John : Yeah, thats why, I am planning to marry an Indian girl there.
Alex : But you can find lots of US girls in Hyderabad, Bangalore and Mumbai.
John : But, I prefer Indian girls because they are beautiful and cultured.
Alex : Where did you get the offer, Hyderabad ?
John : Yeah, salary is good there, but cost of living is quite high, it is Rs. 1000/- for a single room acomodation.
Alex : I see, that's too much for US people, Rs.1/- = $ 100/-. Oh God! What about in Chennai, Mumbai?
John: No idea, but it is less than what we have in Hyderabad. It is like the world headquarters of software.
Alex : I heard, almost all the Indians are having one personal robot for help.
John : You can get a BMW car for Rs. 5000/-, and a personal robot for less than Rs. 7500/-. But my dream is to purchase an ambassador, which
costs Rs.200,000/- but has got a sexy design.
Alex : By the way, who is you are client?
John : [MCS] MAZHAR CONSULTANCY SERVICES, a pure Indian company, Better than TCS, specialising in Embedded Software.
Alex : Oh, really, lucky to work in a pure Indian company. They are really intelligent and unlike American bodyshoppers who have opened their fly-by-night outfits in India, Indian companies pay you in full even when you are on bench. My friend Paul Allen, it seems, used his bench time to visit Bihar, the most livable place in India, probably the world. There you have full freedom and no restrictions. You can do whatever you want! I wonder how that state has perfected that system.
John : Yeah man, you are right. I hope our America also follows their footsteps.
Alex : How are you going to cope with their language?
John : Why not? From my school days I have been learning Hindi as my first language here at New York. At the Consulate they tested my proficiency in Hindi and were quite impressed by my cent percent score in TOHIL i.e. Test of Hindi as International Language.
Alex : So, you are going to have fun there.
John : Yeah, I will be travelling in the world's fastest train, world's largest theme park, and the famous Bollywood where you can see actors like, Amitabh, Rajanikanth, Chiranjeevi and all. Esselworld is also near to Bollywood.
Alex : You know, Vajpayee is scheduled to visit US next year, he may then relax the number of visas.
John : That's true. Last month, Narayanamurthy visited the White House and donated Rs. 2000/- for infrastructure development...
Year : 2020
Place : New York City, USA.
Alex : Hi John, you didn't come to office yesterday?
John : Yeah, I was in the Indian Embassy for stamping.
Alex: Oh really? What happened, I heard that nowadays it has become very strict.
John : Yeah, but I managed to get it.
Alex : How long did it take to get it stamped?
John : Oh, it was nasty man, long queue. Bill Gates was standing in front of me and they played with him like anything. Thats why it got delayed. I went there at 2 am and waited and returned by 4 pm.
Alex : Really? In India, it is a matter of an hour to get stamped for USA
John : Yeah, but that is because who in India will be interested in coming to USA man, their economy has been booming.
Alex : So, when are you leaving?
John : Anytime, after receiving my tickets from the client in India and you know, I will be getting a chance to fly Air-India. Sort of dream come true.
Alex : How long are you going to stay in India.
John : What do you mean by how long. I will be settled in India, my company has promised me that they will process my Hara Patta [Green Card].
Alex : Really, lucky person man, it is very difficult to get a Hara Patta in India.
John : Yeah, thats why, I am planning to marry an Indian girl there.
Alex : But you can find lots of US girls in Hyderabad, Bangalore and Mumbai.
John : But, I prefer Indian girls because they are beautiful and cultured.
Alex : Where did you get the offer, Hyderabad ?
John : Yeah, salary is good there, but cost of living is quite high, it is Rs. 1000/- for a single room acomodation.
Alex : I see, that's too much for US people, Rs.1/- = $ 100/-. Oh God! What about in Chennai, Mumbai?
John: No idea, but it is less than what we have in Hyderabad. It is like the world headquarters of software.
Alex : I heard, almost all the Indians are having one personal robot for help.
John : You can get a BMW car for Rs. 5000/-, and a personal robot for less than Rs. 7500/-. But my dream is to purchase an ambassador, which
costs Rs.200,000/- but has got a sexy design.
Alex : By the way, who is you are client?
John : [MCS] MAZHAR CONSULTANCY SERVICES, a pure Indian company, Better than TCS, specialising in Embedded Software.
Alex : Oh, really, lucky to work in a pure Indian company. They are really intelligent and unlike American bodyshoppers who have opened their fly-by-night outfits in India, Indian companies pay you in full even when you are on bench. My friend Paul Allen, it seems, used his bench time to visit Bihar, the most livable place in India, probably the world. There you have full freedom and no restrictions. You can do whatever you want! I wonder how that state has perfected that system.
John : Yeah man, you are right. I hope our America also follows their footsteps.
Alex : How are you going to cope with their language?
John : Why not? From my school days I have been learning Hindi as my first language here at New York. At the Consulate they tested my proficiency in Hindi and were quite impressed by my cent percent score in TOHIL i.e. Test of Hindi as International Language.
Alex : So, you are going to have fun there.
John : Yeah, I will be travelling in the world's fastest train, world's largest theme park, and the famous Bollywood where you can see actors like, Amitabh, Rajanikanth, Chiranjeevi and all. Esselworld is also near to Bollywood.
Alex : You know, Vajpayee is scheduled to visit US next year, he may then relax the number of visas.
John : That's true. Last month, Narayanamurthy visited the White House and donated Rs. 2000/- for infrastructure development...