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malikmca
June 2nd, 2005, 08:33 PM
A collection of famous quotes by Navjot Singh commentary -



1. That ball went so high it could have got an airhostess down with it.



2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an

incoming train which will run them over.



3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.



4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway

sent

him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies

at

Barbados. "Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."



5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.


7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!



8. He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but

cannot go beyond 30!



9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend,

that

the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!



10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.



11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.



12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.



13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.



14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!



15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at

Rajendra Talkies in Patiala. One falls and everything else falls!



16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss without a Squeeze.



17. You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.



18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be

given a free transfer to Manchester United.



19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.



20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.



21. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled

Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain, T&T.

"Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two

hands."



22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.



23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.



24. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.



25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.



26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.



27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.



28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.



29. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the

same reason.

positivelook
June 2nd, 2005, 09:14 PM
bahut badhiya likha hai yaar Sidhu ki commentary wakai mein gajab hai.

well written !

Abhimanyu
Jats! Just avoid them

sandeep.dahiya
June 3rd, 2005, 12:49 AM
sandeep ji really it is a gr8 collection. but i can't understand one thing. as sidhu commentry is liked by all. but today he not doing it or we can say no one is hiring him. why so?

sombir
June 3rd, 2005, 05:42 PM
a.. A girl born beautiful is half married



b.. The Indians need to behave as if they are in a boat with a hole. There is no team co-operation



c.. His slower ball was so slow that my mama can run faster than that.



d.. The world is all about mind and matter, i don't mind and u don't matter...



e.. In London they drive on the left, in India we drive on what is left!



f.. Still waters run deep. The Indians were so still in the 3rd test that they ran into deep oceans



g.. Ganguly moves so slowly on the field like jack of jack n jill who goes to fetch pail of runs for the

opposition...



h.. Umpires are like traffic police -the techniques they use to give a decision are outdated



i.. Flip the coin and there is no head or tail. (India plays the cricket without any aim)



j.. Harbhajan could be a windmill with a single blade during a hurricane, when batting



k.. Strutting around wicket as proud as peacock



l.. A barking dog better than a sleeping Lion So go on Indians Bark aloud and let everyone hear you louder!!!



m.. The dog that barks last, barks best



n.. SUCCESS HAS MANY FATHERS .... FAILURE IS AN ORPHAN!!!!!



o.. S.Ramesh's running between the wickets is like a snail going slow!



p.. He is like an indian transistor which does not work until you give it two slaps.



q.. If u r trying to beat india in their home you are you trying to get milk out of an ox.



r.. Indian team is just like indian monsoon.you just cant predict when there will be flood & when drought.

Sombir

rajeshrathee
June 3rd, 2005, 11:38 PM
good one

article by malik & sombir are like movies by spielberg --- bound to have quality

rajesh

malikmca
June 5th, 2005, 06:26 PM
sandeep ji really it is a gr8 collection. but i can't understand one thing. as sidhu commentry is liked by all. but today he not doing it or we can say no one is hiring him. why so?
dahiya sir iska jawab to Channel wale he de sakte hain but jhan tak mera khyal hai wo kuch jyada he enthu ho jate the aur phir ek aadh baar aap to theek lagta hai jaisa Sidhu sir bolte the....uske baad bore hone lagta hai......baaki to bhagwan janta hai ya ESPN/START sports wale ke wo ab commentry kyon nahee karte :) :)

malikmca
June 5th, 2005, 06:27 PM
good one

article by malik & sombir are like movies by spielberg --- bound to have quality

rajesh
kya baat hai Rathee bhai....bade filmi mood main ho..... :D :D

devendramalik
June 6th, 2005, 07:46 PM
Good collection!!!!

shailendra
June 6th, 2005, 08:10 PM
Yeah, Navjot Singh Sidhu is becoming some kind of a comedian no doubt! The funny part is no one knows if he says all these one liners knowingly and seriously or they are part of his regular vocabulary!