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rajeshrathee
June 9th, 2005, 01:28 PM
Ek bar ek Jat ka chhora bus me ja reha tha. Chhora sharaarti tha arr bus me khadi ek
chhori chhed reha tha.
Waa bus me ek budhiya bhi baithi thi, jo yo saara nazaara dekh rahi thi. Oose chhore ki harkataan dekh ke bohat gussa aa reha thaa, toh chhore ko sabak sikhaan ki liyaa waa chhore te boli "Re Tau kitt jaaga?"
Chhore ne idhar udhar dekha arr sochan lagya ke yaa 55-60 saal ki budhiya oose tau kyu bol rahi se. Parr budhiya ki umar dekh ke wo chup reha. Thodi der rukk ke budhiya firr boli "Tau kitt jaaga?" Chhora firr chup reha. Ibb toh bus waale bhi maje le rahe the. Budhiya firr boli "Re tau yo toh bataa ke tu kitt jaaga?!?"
Ibb chhore pe rehaa na gaya arr wo phat bolya "Jaaoon toh mai kaheen aur hi thaa, parr abh nyu sochun ki teri liyaa ek chhora hi dekh aaoon!"
tomermonica
June 9th, 2005, 01:39 PM
:) hi rathee bhai this is realy nice joke
shiprabaliyan
June 9th, 2005, 01:55 PM
nice collection rathee sir ........
stokas
June 9th, 2005, 02:11 PM
ha ha ha ...... ib tai ke bhi rishte karne padenge? :D :D :D
Rajesh bhai....swaad aa gyaa!!!
Satish ka sai....!!
Ek chhora bus ki baat dekh raya tha. Ek Tau uske dhorey aakey bolya 'haa re, tu Satish ka sai kay?'. Chhora bolya, "naa tau"!! Bus mein tau chhorey ke peechey chad liyaa. Bus mein tau pher bolya, 'haa re, tu Satish ka sai kay?'. Chhora pher bolya, "na tau, main Satish ka konyaa"!! Chhora bus mein se uttrya, to tau bhi utar liya, aur uske paache-paache ho liya. Raaste mein tau pher bolya, "haa re, tu Satish ka sai?" Chhora kati pareshaan ho liya thaa, pendaa chhudaan khattar bolya, "haan tau - main Satish kaaye soo". Tau bolya, "laagtaa tai konya" :D
(I am posting this joke for second time in this forum)
malikmca
June 9th, 2005, 08:16 PM
ha ha ha ...... ib tai ke bhi rishte karne padenge? :D :D :D
Rajesh bhai....swaad aa gyaa!!!
Satish ka sai....!!
Ek chhora bus ki baat dekh raya tha. Ek Tau uske dhorey aakey bolya 'haa re, tu Satish ka sai kay?'. Chhora bolya, "naa tau"!! Bus mein tau chhorey ke peechey chad liyaa. Bus mein tau pher bolya, 'haa re, tu Satish ka sai kay?'. Chhora pher bolya, "na tau, main Satish ka konyaa"!! Chhora bus mein se uttrya, to tau bhi utar liya, aur uske paache-paache ho liya. Raaste mein tau pher bolya, "haa re, tu Satish ka sai?" Chhora kati pareshaan ho liya thaa, pendaa chhudaan khattar bolya, "haan tau - main Satish kaaye soo". Tau bolya, "laagtaa tai konya" :D
(I am posting this joke for second time in this forum)
bighan kar diya Tokas bhai.....mja aa gya kasam se...bahoot din baad dhang se hanse....
malikmca
June 9th, 2005, 08:16 PM
Rathee Sahab ke baat full form main ho aaj kal....sixer pe sixer maar rahe ho....captain banoge ke :D :D
rajeshrathee
June 9th, 2005, 09:16 PM
Rathee Sahab ke baat full form main ho aaj kal....sixer pe sixer maar rahe ho....captain banoge ke :D :D
tum logo jaise badhiya player team main ho to koi bhi captain kamyab ho jayega
sandeep.dahiya
June 9th, 2005, 11:56 PM
rathi ji aur tokas ji,
dono hi joke bahut badhiya the...
arientinu
June 10th, 2005, 08:23 PM
Rathee sahab ...
Ib lok jitne bhi chutkale padhey upar tey nicche lok , sabte jyada hansi isi-ale pe aayi bhai .. ghana i kasutta tha yu oh
arientinu
June 10th, 2005, 08:24 PM
Rathee sahab ...
Ib lok jitne bhi chutkale padhey upar tey nicche lok , sabte jyada hansi isi-ale pe aayi bhai .. ghana i kasutta tha yu toh
aryapv
June 12th, 2005, 04:41 PM
Katai lath gad diya....
praveendangi
June 13th, 2005, 04:13 PM
its really good mr. Rathee,
from this site we know that jatt kisi se kem nehi
cheers!!!!!!!!
dhruvdahiya
July 27th, 2005, 10:20 PM
Great jokes both from Rathee uncle ji and Shailendra uncle ji .Ha.....ha..ha.......maja aa gaya.
anujkumar
July 27th, 2005, 10:56 PM
Very good.. aaj to bayankar jokes aa rahe hai.. kuch jokes day jaisa mamla bu rya sai..
aur aan do..isse kurde kurde...