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jogiya
June 9th, 2005, 08:44 PM
Application Form for Politicians

Application Form To Be Filled For Contesting Indian Elections

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1. Name of Candidate : _______________________
2. Present Address
(i) Name of Jail : _______________________
(ii) Cell Number : _______________________

3. Political Party : _______________________
(List ONLY the Last Five parties in the Chronological (Order)

4. Sex: [ ]
A - Male
B - Female
C - Mayawati

5. Nationality: [ ]
A - Italian
B - Indian

6. Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)
A - Defected
B - Expelled
C - Bought out
D - None of above
E - All of above

7. Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)
A - To make money
B - To escape court trial
C - To grossly misuse power
D - To serve the public
E - I have no clue
(if you choose "D, attach Certificate of Sanity from a Recognized
Government Psychiatrist)
8. How many years of public service experience do you possess?
A - 1-2 yrs
B - 2-6yrs
C - 6-15yrs
D - 15+yrs

9. Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as
many
Additional Sheets as you want)
10. How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ]
(Do not confuse with question 8)
A - 1-2 years
B - 2-6 years
C - 6-15 years
D - 15+years

11. Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ]
A - Why not
B - Of Course
C - Definitely
D - I deny it all
E - I see a foreign hand.

12. What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ]
A - 100-500 Crores
B - 500-1000 Crores
C - Overflow...
(Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc to Rupees)

13. Do you have any developmental plans for India in mind? [ ]
A - No
B - No
C - No
D - No

14. Describe your achievements in space provided: [_________]


Thumb Impression of candidate
(Not that of the person who filled the form)


JOGIYA IS BACK

rajeshrathee
June 9th, 2005, 09:14 PM
very true jogiya

jogiya
June 9th, 2005, 09:50 PM
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sandeep.dahiya
June 10th, 2005, 12:01 AM
reallly good
keep it up

gaganjat
June 10th, 2005, 03:13 PM
LOL yogesh bhai,chala pad diya. tanne to election commession ka commissioner hona chiye!

aryapv
June 10th, 2005, 03:36 PM
Great yaar... Keep it up......

jogiya
June 10th, 2005, 08:26 PM
Pelise Iply With Riply

Quiky Response Needed

Mp Position Empty At

Rohtak Constituency

Thanx

Election Commissioner

jogiya
June 10th, 2005, 08:29 PM
Tau Party
Congress
Bjp
Samajwadi Party
Samta Party
Cpm
Shiv Sena
Mayawati
Inld
Independent
Others

jogiya
June 10th, 2005, 08:47 PM
Thanx For Not Replying

stokas
June 10th, 2005, 09:43 PM
Bhai Jogiya, katee chaala paad diya aapnae to!!! :D :D


13. Do you have any developmental plans for India in mind? [ ]
A - No
B - No
C - No
D - No

14. Describe your achievements in space provided: [_________]


Issa laggae hai, janae khichdi mai ghanaa-e ghee ghal gyaa ho :D jee sa lyaa diya bhai - ar hans-hans kae marodi si ooth gee pet mai :D :D

Lage raho India

mansi1218
June 10th, 2005, 10:27 PM
Really humorous!!

9. Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as
many
Additional Sheets as you want) :p

Thumb Impression of candidate
(Not that of the person who filled the form)

LOL.......too good!

jogiya
June 10th, 2005, 10:30 PM
Reply More Comming Soon

jogiya
June 10th, 2005, 10:31 PM
* library
A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I ve ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!"

The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book."

jogiya
June 10th, 2005, 11:07 PM
THANX FOR YOUR LOVING REPLIES ITS GREAT

WICKED :cool:

aryapv
June 11th, 2005, 09:22 AM
Bhai lage raho... Bihar me election hone wale hai.....

gaganjat
June 11th, 2005, 10:56 AM
kit te dhund ke lawe hai, yu sooda! LOL pagal ho ge pad ke, manne to computer tod diya hota josh mae. :D

* library
A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I ve ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!"

The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book."

jogiya
June 12th, 2005, 02:21 AM
thanx for the replies dudes like it realy good ones
keep it appreciating and you will get more of this kind