jogiya
June 9th, 2005, 08:57 PM
Laws of Immigration
Newton's laws of Immigration
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LAW 1 :
A Desi Will Continue to Stay in USA Due To Inertia or Greed
until A Force Called Deportation Is Applied.
LAW 2 :
The Force of Deportation F = ma
Where :-
m = Amount Of Money Desi Earned/Saved in USA.
a = dm/dt = The Rate at which Desi Saved Money.
(This is contrary to the Popular Belief that Desi will return back
after making lot of Money.)
LAW 3 :
For Each and Every Desi That Goes Back To Desh For a Temporary Visit,
A Desi Of Opposite Sex will come To USA On a Permanent Basis.
Newton's laws of Immigration
===========================
LAW 1 :
A Desi Will Continue to Stay in USA Due To Inertia or Greed
until A Force Called Deportation Is Applied.
LAW 2 :
The Force of Deportation F = ma
Where :-
m = Amount Of Money Desi Earned/Saved in USA.
a = dm/dt = The Rate at which Desi Saved Money.
(This is contrary to the Popular Belief that Desi will return back
after making lot of Money.)
LAW 3 :
For Each and Every Desi That Goes Back To Desh For a Temporary Visit,
A Desi Of Opposite Sex will come To USA On a Permanent Basis.