Santa Singh Nanga

[me_rathee]

NICE JOKE FOR ALL JATS


There was a Sardar and his name was 'SANTA SINGH NANGA'.(sanata singh naked) Everybody used to laugh at him, tease him for having such a name. Once in a friend's Party, the host introduced SANTA SINGH to others saying, "Meet my old friend SANTA SINGH NANGA", and the whole party burst into laughter.
Sardar could not take it any more and decide to legally change his name. He went to court and made an appeal to the judge.
Sardar: "Judge saab, mera naam sunke sare hass de ne. Tussi sunoge ta tussi vi hassoge. Mainu mera naam badalna hai jee."(mylord , all laugh to hear my name, if u will hear , u will laugh, i want to change my name)
Judge: "O nahi-nahi ! Koi gal nahi.. Tussi apna naam dasso"( oh no. dont worry , just tell me ur name )
Sardar: "Mera naam hai SANTA SINGH NANGA" (my name is SANTA SINGH NAKED )
Judge saab also starts laughing. "Koi gal nahi. Koi gal nahi. Tussi yeh batawo ki Tuhanu keda nava naam chahida hai?" ( dont worry dont worry, just tell me which name u want to have)
Sardar(After thinking for a while): "Banta Singh Nanga"(BANTA SINGH NAKED)

[anil_rathee]

arey yaar kahin to bakhsho in sardaron ko

Jaihind

[rajeshrathee]

Good One Bhi Ji
Sardaro Ki Phir Pol Khol Di

[p_singhdelhi]

LOL :D :eek: :D :) :D
Sardar hote hi asai hai . :p

[sandeep.dahiya]

this one is ultimate

keep it up.....................

[me_rathee]

Firstly thanks ANIL, RAJESH, PARVINDER & SANDEEP for reading my jokes.......and give good compliments.


Ab rahee baat Anil ji ne kaha kaahin to sardaro ko baksho..........arre yaar sardar aise hi kaam karte hai....yeh to jag jaahir baat hai....isse to sardar bhi maante hai.. :)

[ritusang]

Ab rahee baat Anil ji ne kaha kaahin to sardaro ko baksho..........arre yaar sardar aise hi kaam karte hai....yeh to jag jaahir baat hai....isse to sardar bhi maante hai.. :)

If you think that sardaar ji's are like that, let me tell you one thing jat also do too many funny and stupid things. Whole Delhi is example of that. Live in janak puri or gurgaon area, you will find very often.

It is not very wise to point finger at anyone. We better look into ourselves.

[sejwaldeepak]

If you think that sardaar ji's are like that, let me tell you one thing jat also do too many funny and stupid things. Whole Delhi is example of that. Live in janak puri or gurgaon area, you will find very often.

It is not very wise to point finger at anyone. We better look into ourselves.

miss ritu,

abhi abhi join kiya aur abhi se hi apni caste ki burai shuru kar di. Pls don't mind but u don't have any rite to blame whole delhi peoples. you can find foolish peoples in all over world but there are desent peoples also exists in this world.

so pls don't ever try to blame complete community ( Khaas taur se JATs ko).

ab tumne delhi ki burai kar hi di hai to ek meri bhi ghatna suno ....

hum kuch dost JAIPUR gaye the ghumne.. wahan per hawa mahal ke paas wale circle per hame rasta nahi pata tha , ek cycle wale se maine pucha ...bhai sahab Rajmandir cinema jana hai konse raste se jayen , nahi bola . maine dubara pucha phir nahi bola aur chal diya .. mere friend ko gussa aaya gali de di usko. you can't imagine wo banda ruka aur pura rasta dhik se bata ke gaya.. hum sab hans hans ke pagal ho gaye.

yar bewaakoof log delhi ki spl. nahi hai RAJ. mein bhi paye jate hain.

so pls it is request to you never focus on a particular community or particular place.

[ritusang]

kitni interesting baat hai ki "sejwaldeepak" ko meri baat buri lag gayee.
AND
He accepted the thoughts of p_singhdelhi, raj2212, anil_rathee where they have targeting sardar community.

Your perception of my thoughts were negative.

This was not to say anything wrong about any community. All I wanted to say is that we should not disrespeted any community.
Jokers are evreyware.

[brad]

ek hi action reply slowmotion mein kitne bar dekhna padega? this has been discussed threadbear a while back. pls dont go through the same often repeated arguments.

[nainsandeep]

Its mere a joke, Please read it laugh at it and forget it...nobody should take these things seriously...We dont get time to laugh so often..so just enjoy

[sejwaldeepak]

kitni interesting baat hai ki "sejwaldeepak" ko meri baat buri lag gayee.
AND
He accepted the thoughts of p_singhdelhi, raj2212, anil_rathee where they have targeting sardar community.

Your perception of my thoughts were negative.

This was not to say anything wrong about any community. All I wanted to say is that we should not disrespeted any community.
Jokers are evreyware.


hi ritu,


yar i was just kiddding nothing like that u think....Sardar and JATS to comedy ke liye hi bane hain agar ye hi comedy nahi karenge to all world will converted to PAGALKHANA.

but delhi walon ke bare mein kuch maat kehna bol deta hun..................:cool: