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rajeshrathee
June 10th, 2005, 11:11 PM
ek be ek byaah(shaadi) tha....baraat hariyane te U.P. jaani thi....U.P. ke jaat hariyanwi kam er hindi ghani bolya karen....baraat ponchte -e baraatiyan ki khatirdaari chaalu ho gi......saare baraati line me bitha diye ...line me apna jat molad bhi tha.....
ek aadmi haath me laadoo ki thal liye aaya , ek puri ki,ek subji ki.....aadmi sabte puchte chale "ladoo,ladoo,ladoo"....jat bolya "aan de bhai"
......pher dusra aaya "puri,puri,puri"......jat bolya "aan de bhai".....
pher subji aala aaya "subji,subji"....jat bolya "aan de bhai".....
pher paani aala aaya "jal,jal,jal"...jat ne sochya 'ya te nayi-e cheej se , chaakhni chaiye'....jat bolya aan de bhai ...
jat ne "JAL" piya er bhunda ha mooh bana ke bolya "re koi mat na piyo , nera paani se yo te"
gaganjat
June 11th, 2005, 11:14 AM
Kati theek kahi. Mahre aale jat nire 'laadoo khanye' hoe hai, ar manne kade koisa bhya mae paani pita ne dekhya. Ar 'Doodh' aur 'kampa' ke to isse rail bana de hai :D
stokas
June 11th, 2005, 12:09 PM
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :D :D :D
Rathee Ji, koi 'Book' compile karo na inki ;) ar aur aan dyo :cool:
"Kahoon tha naa..........."
Ek baar ek jat bhai byaah mae jimman jaa tha. Raaste mae usne ek chamaar mil gyaa. Jat bolya, "chaal, jeem kae aawaen". Chamaar bolyaa, "nahi ji, mannae pehchan lenge tae?" Jat bolya, "konyaa pehchaanae, too chaal".
Jutti kaad kae jimman baith ge. Jaat aalthi-paalthi maar kae ar chamar ukdoo baith gyaa. Jab pattal aala pattal le kae aaya, tae chamar nae dekh kae bolyaa, "ke chamaaran ki dhaala baitha sae, acchhi dhaala baith jyaa!!".
Chamar uchal padyaa ar saathi jat tae bolyaa, "dekhyaa, kahoon tha naa pehchaan lenge". :)
ENJOY!!
Shailendra
p_singhdelhi
June 11th, 2005, 01:23 PM
[QUOTE=stokas]ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :D :D :D
Rathee Ji, koi 'Book' compile karo na inki ;) ar aur aan dyo :cool:
"Kahoon tha naa..........."
Ek baar ek jat bhai byaah mae jimman jaa tha. Raaste mae usne ek chamaar mil gyaa. Jat bolya, "chaal, jeem kae aawaen". Chamaar bolyaa, "nahi ji, mannae pehchan lenge tae?" Jat bolya, "konyaa pehchaanae, too chaal".
Jutti kaad kae jimman baith ge. Jaat aalthi-paalthi maar kae ar chamar ukdoo baith gyaa. Jab pattal aala pattal le kae aaya, tae chamar nae dekh kae bolyaa, "ke chamaaran ki dhaala baitha sae, acchhi dhaala baith jyaa!!".
Chamar uchal padyaa ar saathi jat tae bolyaa, "dekhyaa, kahoon tha naa pehchaan lenge". :)
LOL :) :)
Shailnderji jib chamar asi harkat nahi krange to vo pachaney kasi jayange.
sanjay
June 13th, 2005, 09:08 PM
Dono hee chutkule joordaar the. :p
rsdalal
June 14th, 2005, 04:56 AM
Rathee sahab tod kar diya....
rsdalal
June 14th, 2005, 04:58 AM
Tokas Bhai ND joke, aur aan do...
rajeshrathee
June 14th, 2005, 08:37 AM
Rathee sahab tod kar diya....
par in jokes ka source mat batana
malikmca
June 14th, 2005, 09:49 AM
jat ne "JAL" piya er bhunda ha mooh bana ke bolya "re koi mat na piyo , nera paani se yo te"
Endi Rathee sahab....mja aagya Jal pee ke..... :D :D :D :D